He chose…poorly

If you have a poor experience at a business, what do you do? What would you LIKE to do? What do you think you SHOULD do? This has come up in conversation recently. My position is: it’s okay to bring problems to the attention of the business owner (even through his employees), so that the business improves. If the business improves, theoretically, service will be better, more customers will return, and the business will thrive. If the business thrives then, again theoretically, the boss will be happier, the staff will be happier, and maybe they’ll even get paid more or new benefits. Now it could be the business owner doesn’t care, and that’s up to him. It could be the boss is a jerk and he won’t share returns. However, if it’s a business I know nothing about, I give it the benefit of the doubt. My policy on WalMart and Chapters is not a secret – the company has bad business practices and I don’t go there. Likewise, if I find out that the management of a café never gives good employees raises and screws them on their shifts, I have no compunction about boycotting said café. However, I don’t think that a business hands out comment cards as an excuse to fire their wait staff. I don’t have the point of view that every boss is a jerk and exploits his/her workers, although I am sure there are many out there. I base my actions as if I am the business owner. I would want to know what the majority of my customers like and don’t like about my business. I would keep in mind that there are some people that you can never please. I would understand that everyone has bad days. In my world, people who do a good job are rewarded, and people who do poorly are replaced. Is that naïve? If I don’t like an experience in a restaurant or store, should I keep my mouth shut, avoid rocking the boat, and try to find somewhere else to spend my money? What’s your take?

Thank you Bohn Jurton, for bringing this to my attention: http://www.beyondrobson.com/city/2006/02/mutiny_at_the_cafe/

Cartoons, death and the Big Bang

We are so used to living in a country with the right to free speech and freedom of expression. My heart goes out to the cartoonist whose art has indirectly resulted in four deaths. If it were I, I don’t know how I’d deal with it. Now some Muslims respond by trying to offend with cartoons about the Holocaust. I’m not a Jew but come on…sticks and stones. That is about as juvenile as you can get.

In October… George Deutsch, a presidential appointee in NASA headquarters, told a Web designer working for the agency to add the word “theory” after every mention of the Big Bang, according to an e-mail message from Mr. Deutsch that another NASA employee forwarded to The Times.

other news: The U.S. Army raised its maximum enlistment age to 39. Google refused to comply with a Bush Administration subpoena demanding the records for a week’s worth of search queries. A two-year, $939,233 study commissioned by the U.S. Justice Department found that inmates who claim to have been raped in prison are usually lying. There was a shortage of women in India, possibly due to endemic female feticide; as a result, women can cost up to $136 each or more. Near Moscow zookeepers fed an Indian elephant a bucket of vodka to keep it warm; the elephant then went on a rampage, tore radiators from a wall, and calmed down only after it was given a hot shower. Astronomers in West Virginia discovered a superbubble, A man in Sweden was in trouble for eating his foster sisters

Favourite comic books

Well Marlo is in a heavy comics phase right now PLUS she’s always asking me about favourites so Marmar, this ones for YOU!

Just a note – when I collected comic books in the 80’s and 90’s, my buying criteria was 90% art, 10% story.

Captain Carrot & His Amazing Zoo Crew. This is the series that got me into comics. The art was sometimes good, sometimes bad, usually okay. The writing was typical, but the puns and the whole anthropomorphic animal world was entertaining. Animal parodies from the JLA (Just’a Lotta Animals) falls into the so-bad-it’s-good category (Super Squirrel, Batmouse, Martian Anteater, – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justa_Lotta_Animals

Marshal Law. Drawn by Kevin O’Neill. O’Neill’s art (later seen in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) is flat and chunky, but it grew on me. However, the concept of a world in which the time of superheroes has past (the genetic engineering that created them for government soldiers eventually drives them mad), and they’re generally considered rogue and that the protagonist is a self-loathing ex-hero whose job it is to take down rogue supers and…aw just read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal_Law . Very twisted, filled with machismo and violence, and not for everyone. But it has a place in my heart.

Hellboy. I started getting into Mignola about the time he did Cosmic Odyssey. Maybe even before that with Rocket Raccoon (my Captain Carrot days). His style became more refined and ‘his own’ over the years until he became what fans now recognize him as the quintessential Mignola. Even though the stories are generally good, mixing Lovecraftian with traditional folklore, I was mostly interested in the art, and the way Mignola’s presentation was more film-like than comic book-like.

Excalibur (original one-shot and series). Nothing really terribly new, this is one of many X-titles. However, the writing was consistently good, the characters were a good mix, and art by Alan Davis was the icing on the cake.

The Last American. Mike McMahon’s art is amazing and completely unique. The story was generally interesting. Not phenomenal but good enough.

Big Guy & Rusty the Boy Robot, and Hard Boiled. Frank Miller wrote, but that wasn’t the point. Geoff Darrow does the art and there’s not much to say about that beyond ‘wow.’

Madman. I’m kind of bored of Madman now but there was some really fresh, fun writing in the series and Mike Allred’s art was clean, which was unusual at the time, and refreshing.

Flex Mentallo – introduced in Grant Morrison’s run of Doom Patrol, he later got his own 4-issue series that I adore. I learned from Wikipedia that they won’t reprint the series into TPB because the Charles Atlas company sued DC due to the likeness of Flex to those old “the insult that made a man out of Mac” ads in comics.

Justice League. The only run of JL that I ever collected was the late 80’s early 90’s run with Adam Hughes predominately drawing (Keith Giffen, DeMatteis writing). This era really brought out the personalities of the characters in a new way. It wasn’t the heroes just fighting villains – it was the heroes trying to get along with one another and keep the organization from collapsing under modern day pressures (like finances and public relations). The expressive art (especially Hughes) mirrored the extremes of playfulness and seriousness of the writing. The heroes made non-heroic faces quite often. This incarnation put the character back in the characters.

Marvels – it’s like a retelling of classic Marvel stories and characters with Alex Ross art. What’s not to like?

Astro City. Always disliked the art, except of course the Alex Ross covers. Kurt

Busiek’s writing was generally good to great, and played on old comic book stereotypes in a fresh way.

Kingdom Come – fully illustrated by Alex Ross, the story was also very well done and interesting.

Earth X – Marvel’s answer to Kingdom Come and also an Alex Ross design concept, though he didn’t do the interior art. Had some neat ideas and played with the Marvel mythology in interesting ways.

Powers. Excellent writing – two cops, one an ex-hero, investigating superhero homicides. Art was a different style and well executed.

Alias. Don’t care for the art but the writing makes up for it. One storyline in particular had me weeping. Takes the Marvel universe tropes and gives you a sort of behind-the-scenes. Again, an ex-hero uses her smarts and abilities in a real-world approach.

Comics for Toren to check out:
We3 (Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely)
The Authority illustrated by Frank Quitely
Invisibles illustrated by Frank Quitely
JLA: Earth 2 graphic novel
Formerly Known as the Justice League/Super Buddies (Giffen & DeMatteis)
1997 JLA by Morrison
2004 JLA/Avengers crossover – anybody read this? Is it any good? We need an imdb for comics.
JLA Classified (Morrison, etc) – again…any good?
House of M – any good?

Also taking suggestions.

TV: Tragically Vitiating

I haven’t really watched TV for weeks. The only TV shows I’ve watched have been on DVD or downloaded, commercial free. The only exception is Babblebar Balabiba. But Marlo and I were at the Laundromat and they (hey…the spell check just capitalized Laundromat on me) were showing Access Hollywood followed by E Entertainment News or some other E-tainment show. Now, I enjoy films when they’re done well, and actors who are good at their craft are definitely worth recognizing, but gosh golly gee whiz – I sure don’t care who’s wearing what and who’s pregnant with whose baby and how much glitter is in a celebrity’s poop. Holy cats what a vulgar pageantry of tanned glam. But the commercials! I remember why I hate TV. They really have to do something about that. When I move, there will be no cable TV. There will just be downloading and purchasing DVD sets after a season or series is done airing on the idiot box. And maybe some day – TiVo.

Space Rock

Well they’ve learned that UB313 (aka Planet X) is bigger than Pluto.

I’ve been writing a lot of stuff for Spaceship Zero lately, so I’ve been learning a fair amount about craters and meteors and other astronomical phenomenon. So, watch out.

The Thickets have a show coming up on the 4th in Chilliwack…AND…I hesitate to say it just because it seems too good to be true…we FINALLY have a show with Nomeansno. We’ve been wanting one for almost 14 years now. It too is in Chilliwack, on the 18th, and all ages.

Meow!

I think they should have a crossover between Degrassi: The Next Generation and Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Furthermore, I wonder if America’s Funniest Home Videos has a catalogue of clips that were too EXTREEEEEEEEEME for TV. Like, tiny tots being “whoops-a-daisy’d” into ceiling fans and dogs having their ears bitten off by ostriches and whatnot. I’d like to see that episode. I like to see bulldozers tipping over as much as the next guy.

I’ve been swimming for the last couple of weeks. I’m getting better. I think. But it’s hard to tell. It’s been more enjoyable since I’ve been using Marlo’s goggles but I sill have to stop at the end of every length and empty them out of water. Also I don’t like that last 10 feet of the length where I can’t touch the bottom. Also also it’s hard to swim when there are other people in my lane. I’m always worried about crashing into them, or them crashing into me. Also there’s always one kid with a life jacket (I’m going during ADULT SWIM mind you!) or crazy old lady who will come into the lane and start doing hydrobics, making it more awkward. Usually the last half hour before the pool closes is the best because the people clear out and I can pretend that I’m in The Poseidon Adventure swimming to freedom thanks to the arbitrarily superior leadership of Gene Hackman.

I forgot to tape Babblebar Balabiba on Saturday. Which was stupid because I was home, for a change.

Sweet Dreams are Made of Ninjas

Strange dream last night. Marlo and I were in Janet’s old place while she’s away in Japan, and criticizing her choice in furniture (not your real life furniture, Janet – the stuff my subconscious put there). Then there a bunch of people came in and there were a bunch of physical contests (probably a result of me watching a couple hours of Kenny vs Spenny the other night with Stewie) and eventually the dream focused on one guy. The guy was very competitive and after a couple of contests he left the house and got in a cab. The cab was driven by Joe Pesci in a blonde wig. They got into this part of town that Pesci was nervous about and rightly so because ….NINJAS!!!! The guy got out of the cab and was checking out this sort of a mansion and all these ninjas started coming out and attacking him. He started to do wacky things like jumping backwards off of tall stone fences and grabbing lips of the fence lower down with his fingertips, blocking sword blades with the palm of his hand, and suchlike. One of the ninjas was doublefisting flaming crossbows.

I'm feeling fat and sassy!

Apart from TONMO–The Octopus News Magazine Online–I have been unable to find ecological organizations that take donations via PayPal. Sure, I could give my credit card number to Greenpeace, but I don’t have my VISA number memorized like I do the PayPal website address.

BUT! I am linking a new website for your entertainment and education: badscience.net. Dr Ben Goldacre writes for the Guardian in the UK and there is a host of fabulous articles debunking bad science and slyly commenting on the media’s spurious representations of science. Just one small example that had me chuckling was in the “Least Plausible Cosmetic Claim” of the 2004 Bad Science Awards :

…the winner was a hair-straightening treatment by Bioionic, called Ionic Hair Retexturizing: “Water molecules are broken down to a fraction of their previous size … diminutive enough to penetrate through the cuticle, and eventually into the core of each hair”. Shrinking molecules caused some concern among the physicists at the ceremony, since IHR was available just 200 yards away, and the only other groups who have managed to create superdense quark-gluon plasma used a relativistic heavy ion collider.

Do a search for tin foil hats for more hilarious revelations.

This morning I had unsettling dreams about being in arguments with my parents, and then writing a Thickets song that either quoted or related to Moby Dick.

The Foundation: Their Own Worst Enemy

I voted green. When I went to the church to vote there were two lines. I was this close to saying to someone “Is this the line for the beer, or the line to get the tickets to get the beer?”

I am used to hearing politicians lie on the TV, radio and in the newspaper (no, I didn’t ‘hear’ them on the newspaper). But last week I had a real treat! The NDP called me to lie to me directly! He said he shared my values. What a weiner. Maybe I’ll start sharing his values and I’ll coldcall everyone in town with a recording.

The Foundation (on Main St) is on my way to work. I passed by to see 5 big signs plastered in their window that read “It’s not our fault! Please inform yourself before you judge us!” and suchlike. This was in response to a tiny notice stuck on the door that says one of the food handlers was found to have hepatitis Q (replace Q with some other letter). I find it funny and ironic and STUPID that the staff/company draws more attention to the problem than the board of health.