Assorted Bits

Here’s some hot news I discovered while trying to find something to eat at the Greyhound depot:

McDonald’s jr chicken burger = 390 calories
Mars Bar = 234 calories

So my character in Call of Cthulhu was horribly horribly killed last Sunday. My history of CoC characters going out in cool ways is pretty good. He didn’t just fall off a cliff or get shot in the chest or something. This guy, and Indian manservant, was stabbed and beaten by cultists, and then flung into a pit with a hideous, wailing abomination against nature which proceeded to take hundreds of tiny bites out of him while simultaneously crushing him. All the while protecting his unconscious master (and saving him from the same gruesome fate). My character from a previous campaign also more or less sacrificed himself to save the world, by forcing his compatriot to shoot him in the head. Yay!

Yesterday we (the Thickets) recorded via a more or less proper computerized electronical recording system a bunch of the new songs so that we can review them before we actually go into the studio in December. We also decided that one of the songs will be left entirely a capella – by me. It wasn’t my decision, I was against it, but they talked me into it and since time is a factor it may actually be a boon to the rest of the songs. Hopefully it won’t stick out like a sore thumb. If it sticks out like a massaged and energized thumb then that’s okay.

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photo by Amanda Seminoff

In Case You Missed It

Below is the set we played on Saturday. I forgot to mention that the sound was amazing. Johnny did a fantastic job. Damn near perfect from where I stood.

(We’re Gonna) Kill the Chupacabra (Tonight)
Chunk
Shhh…
Shoggoths Away
Burrow Your Way to My Heart
A Marine Biologist
Frogstar
The Math Song
Dies Ist Unverschamtheit
Downtown (In the Cenozoic)
20 Minutes of Oxygen
Sleestak and Yeti
Big Robot Dinosaur
They Come In Threes (Garett’s favourite – and my melodica solo was well received)
The Chosen One
Hall of Doors
Colour Me Green
Truth Hits Everybody

There Is Always That Guy Who Shouts "Space Ghosts!" From The Back

I would say that tonight’s show was one of the best. Not for audience participation, which was very good, by the way, and not for the fact that we played well – we did, generally – but for the sheer fact that we really enjoyed playing. Little secret – sometimes we don’t. But the last two shows have been outstanding for that. I’m positive that it has to do with the fact that we’re playing new material – stuff that we just created and are reasonably proud of – we’re playing it well – and best of all is that we are getting very positive feedback on it. We are doing our rock jobs and it is F.U.N.

Tidbits:

There was a trivia contest – name one of the five pelagic zones – which got some nice young woman a cigarette case, a head in a jar, a troll baby, a Stay Puft cap, a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VHS, and other awesome stuff that was leftover from my birthday auction.

Taylor was there to snap shots – updates on that asap.

I made a fun-fur necktie to go with my outfit, which was flippin’ sweet, as the kids say.

Joyce got to see the full Thickets experience, WITH CTHULHU.

Mario spilled an entire jug of water onstage.

We sold LOTS of merch. New shirt design seems like a winner.
Like I say, fan appreciation was at a maximum. I got comments from two separate people who had never heard of us before, just came into the Backstage Lounge for drinks or whatever, and left shaking my hand and buying CDs or buttons. That makes me feel good.

Jordan was on fire.

Clever things I got to say:

“Isn’t this the most faun you’ve ever had on a satyr-day?”

“You know what I love about those motion activated towel dispensers in the bathroom? They make me feel like a FUCKING WIZARD!” (makes hand gestures)
Merrick: “Except it takes three tries to make them work.”
Me: “That’s consistent with my spellcasting prowess.”
(slightly paraphrased)

“So the bartender lives in my apartment building. I guess my secret’s out” (point to fun fur necktie)

Rocktopus

There’s this crazy steam machine at work which looks like (Doctor Who’s) K-9 with a hose instead of a head. It burns me so bad, and not in a good way. So that’s the bad news from today – the good news is that I got to use the DGP (Digital Garment Printer) to put this image,

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which I whipped up last night at the Do Ink drawing social, and then finished in Photoshop with my newly installed Wacom drawing table, wait…where was I going with this? Oh yeah – I put it on a couple shirts! There was another design I don’t want to spoil the surprise (hint – they’re playing Real Ghostbusters on Teletoon until Hallowe’en), but we didn’t have the right kind of shirt in the shop to do it. Maybe by next Thursday.

Music Sweet Music

I’m getting pretty excited about the new album, The Shadow Out of Tim. I hope I can pull off all the storytelling I need while still maintaining just the right amount of rockage – which is, for your information, 100% rockage. When we go into the studio in December I’m pretty sure we’re going to be recording about 13-14 tracks. Two of which will not appear on the album but will be saved for the subsequent album. But don’t worry, you’ll hear them at our live show next Saturday.

Speaking of music, I listened to “Concerto for Clarinet (Part I and II)” by Artie Shaw today, and I was blown away. Briefly, Artie Shaw was one of those wartime jazz bandstand musicians (Glenn Miller being the most famous) and Shaw was famous for his clarinet playing. This youtube clip from some movie has about three and a half minutes of the nine minute track I have on my iTunes. My other favourites he performed are Someone’s Rockin’ My Dreamboat (with Ella Fitzgerald I’m sure) and Just Kiddin’ Around. Go find them.

ps I can’t get enough of that crazy lingo as seen in Jeepers Creepers (not the film).

A Little Thickets News

So don’t forget, you Vancouverites, that my little rock band, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, are playing at the Backstage Lounge on the 21st – mark it on your calendar! Do it! It promises to be a good show, with lots of new songs. Speaking of new songs, things are going well on the writing front. We have a song that Warren describes as a cross between Nomeansno and Iron Maiden – it’s a really fast bass-driven song with a bitchin’ drum soloesque part, and I sing falsetto through the entire thing. And it’s pretty hilarious. I just did the singing at home on my ‘puter so it’s pending approval from the Chilliwack Jam Triad. It’s called “Ride the Flying Polyp” and, Cthulhu willing, it will appear on the album The Shadow Out of Tim. Here’s a recap on how the album is looking, for you literary punkophiles:

Track 1: prologue: A Marine Biologist

“My own ancestry and background are altogether normal. What came, came from somewhere else – where I even now hesitate to assert in plain words.” – H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow Out of Time

Track 2: Chapter I: Some Things Man Was Not Meant To Know

“Man…must be placed on guard against a specific, lurking peril which, though it will never engulf the whole race, may impose monstrous and unguessable horrors upon certain venturesome members of it. It is for this latter reason that I urge, with all the force of my being, final abandonment of all the attempts at unearthing those fragments of unknown, primordial masonry which my expedition set out to investigate.”

Track 3: Chapter II: No Way

“From the moment of my strange waking my wife had regarded me with extreme horror and loathing, vowing that I was some utter alien usurping the body of her husband…These feelings were shared by my elder son and my small daughter, neither of whom I have ever seen since. “

Track 4: Chapter III: It’s Automatic(?)
Track 5: Chapter IV: (to be determined)

“If the mind came from a body whose language the Great Race could not physically reproduce, clever machines would be made, on which the alien speech could be played as on a musical instrument.”

Track 6: Chapter V: Return to Melanesia

I was given charge of my funds, and spent them slowly and on the whole wisely, in travel and in study at various centres of learning. My travels, however, were singular in the extreme, involving long visits to remote and desolate places.

Track 7: Chapter VI: They Come in Threes

“Other ugly reports concerned my intimacy with leaders of occultist groups, and scholars suspected of connection with nameless bands of abhorrent elder-world hierophants.”

Track 8: Chapter VII: Operation: Get the Hell Out Of Here(?)
Track 9: Chapter VIII: Ride the Flying Polyp(?)

The basis of the fear was a horrible elder race of half-polypous, utterly alien entities which had come through space from immeasurably distant universes and had dominated the earth and three other solar planets about 600 million years ago. They were only partly material – as we understand matter – and…they had the power of aerial motion, despite the absence of wings or any other visible means of levitation. Their minds were of such texture that no exchange with them could be affected by the Great Race.

Track 10: Epilogue: Downtown (In the Cenozoic)
Track 11: Footnote: Sleestak & Yeti

“My own history was assigned a specific place in the vaults of the lowest or vertebrate level – the section devoted to the culture of mankind and of the furry and reptilian races immediately preceding it in terrestrial dominance.” H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow Out of Time

Track 12: Footnote: Nyarlathotep

“I talked with the mind of…Khephnes, an Egyptian of the 14th Dynasty, who told me the hideous secret of Nyarlathotep

MEANWHILE…Tonight I’m going to Drexoll Games for their weekly German Board Game Night. Join us, won’t they?

ALSO…Martin Scorcese’s “The Departed” is getting good reviews and is playing at the best cinema in town until the 19th. If anyone wants to go I’m game.

ps – Here’s a fun simulation game to download: Truck Dismount (thanks Jeff)

Chili Con Crazy

Today I was interviewed for the Victoria music magazine/paper Absolute Underground. When Kevin asked me earlier in the week where and when I would like to do the interview, I decided it would be serendipity to schedule it alongside the City of Vancouver/United Way Chili Cook-Off which took place today at noon at City Hall. It was kind of surreal–especially team “Detroit Rock Chili” (I wish I had my camera to capture the KISS costumes)–but not inappropriate for a Thickets interview. A lot of fun actually!

For those looking for a night of entertainment, may we recommend…? Scarface and/or The Illusionist at The Rio Theatre. It is after all my duty to plug the best theater in town. I watched The Illusionist with Joyce the other night and it really got me thinking about some interesting stories. I always liked the idea of a guy who gets his rocks doing inappropriate impersonations. Like an actor who is studying for a role as a spy, so he starts doing things like dressing up as maintenance staff to get into secure buildings for no other reason to see if he can do it. He goes too far, gets caught, and then the government hires him to be a real spy. Maybe this story has already been done…a few times. Anyway I digress. The Illusionist reminded me of this sort of thing and it also reminded me of Call of Cthulhu (the game). The period and atmosphere were excellent. I was suprised by Rufus Sewell’s performance, it was good. Paul Giamatti is always good. Edward Norton actually didn’t have much to do in terms of acting. But, a strong film, especially the first 3/4. I’d give it 7.4/10.
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Slightly Dull Weekend Wrap-up

This weekend was full of frisky frolics. I went into Chilliwack on Friday to hang out with Mr Woods and to practice with the band one last time before the show. I’ll put up some photos courtesy Amanda soon enough.

We played some Destroy All Humans for the XBox. It was a lot of fun, destroying tanks in a flying saucer and whatnot. Reminded me a little of the Invader Zim cartoon. And I totally pigged out on the worst kind of junk food, it was liberating (dark chocolate almond bark, peanut M&Ms, Black Pepper Jack Doritos, and licorice allsorts). We hit the Value Village and waited in a long line. We had lunch at the Airport Cafe and the waitress was surly AND screwed up my order. She tried to invoke the “no substitutions” clause on the Daily Special stand-up (I’m sure there’s a name for those plastic things, but I have no idea what to call it) but they forgot to put it on. At least the pie was delicious, as usual.

The rock show at The Vault went well, despite 3/4 of the band being sick with cold (including me). We played six new songs and they went over pretty well I think. I had to use cheat sheets for some of the lyrics. Merrick stuck me at the door taking people’s money, which was a pain, asking for $5 from disinterested old farts and people who didn’t have to pay because “we are friends with the owner” but at least we sold a goodly amount of merchandise. Clearly I should have brought more Big Robot Dinosaur and Sendak Cthulhu pins as they were all the rage.

Regardless, lots of fun in goat legs.

I got home in the wee hours of Sunday morning thanks to Peet and Amanda, listening to Zombina & the Skeletones (“Nobody Likes You When You’re Dead” is a good one) on the trip.

On Sunday it was a bit of Call of Cthulhu with Caleb & the Gang and then hanging out with Joyce getting a good workout trying to explain how roleplaying games work. Also watched the comedic wuxia film White Dragon which was weird but pretty fun.

Why, Shaw? Why?

Error getting network address for “shawmail”

Cause: host not found (11001)

Oh how I hate you.

Well, if you’re waiting for email from me, you’ll have to wait a little longer until I find out what the problem is with stupid Eudora/Shaw/Uniserve.

In the meantime and inbetween time, we’re getting ready for the big show in Chilliwack this weekend…should be decent and a nice trial before the Vancouver show on the 21st of Rocktober. The “Where the Great Old Ones Are” t-shirts arrived yesterday (well, I picked them up, and carried the big fat box on the bus to the annoyance of others, I’m sure) and they are lookin’ good! Especially the light beige baseball tees with the dark brown sleeves. Classy!

So yeah – new blog design. This way my photos can be wider. I hope everyone likes it. It’s no frills, the way I like my interweb. I also am now enforcing logon for commentary. I think 46,231 spam posts on my comments merits that kind of action. Don’t you?