Category: General

I was up until 5 this morning trying to find new music to listen to and get excited about. I’ve been re-writing the business card that I keep all my musical interests on so that when I go into a record store I’ll have the list to refer to so I don’t just stand there in the aisles thinking “what kind of music do I like?” So far, the system is thus: BLACK INK – bands that are still making music that I know I like and I have some albums of, and I’m just waiting to buy more albums. BLUE INK – soundtracks I need to pick up. TURQUOISE INK – bands I’m definitely interested in spending some quality time with at the listening station:

Metric
Eagles of Death Metal
The Dwarves
Abandoned Pools
Get Up Kids
Illyah Kuryahkin
Neutral Milk Hotel
Cibo Matto
Lali Puna
Buffalo Daughter

PENCIL – bands I’m not solid gold sold on but I would consider hearing more:

Gomez
Orange Goblin
Frank Mills
Douglas Irvine
Fucking Champs
The Shins
Hot Snakes
Interpol
Bloodhound Gang (there’s a lot of pseudo-rap from these guys online which I am not keen on at all, but other songs rock out)

As a result of my not getting to bed at a decent hour I missed out on Bon’s breakfast this morning and probably a few good garyardage sales. I did make it out at about 1:30 and checked out 3 sales, but all I came back with was an old copy of National Geographic. Luckily when I got back, somebody had chucked 4 magazines (various titles) in the recycling box in the foyer so I snatched them and I’m going to look at themmmmmm….

NOW!

Don’t forget kids! Before you throw out those old mags, give me a ring-mail!

More rating…for everyone to enjoy

Marlo’s “indie rock” mixed CD (to me)

Peaches ‘Fuck the Pain Away’ 3 stars (in a weird inexplicable way)
Metric ‘Combat Baby’ 3.5 stars (I like it!)
Sleater-Kinney ‘YI wanna Be Your Joey Ramone’ 2
Sleater-Kinney ‘You’re No Rock ‘n’ Roll Fun’ 2.5
Sleater-Kinney ‘Sympathy’ 1 (not a fan of the singing I’m afraid)
Moldy Peaches ‘Steak for Chicken’ 1
Cat Power ‘Nude as the News’ 2.75
Elliott Smith ‘Everything Reminds Me of Her’ 2.75
Kind of Like Spitting ‘Blue Period’ 2
Hayden ‘We Don’t Mind’ 1
Hidden Cameras ‘Ban Marriage’ 1
Modest Mouse ‘Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset’ 2.5
Modest Mouse ‘Dirty Fingernails’ 2
Modest Mouse ‘paper Thin Walls 2.5
Q and not U ‘Hooray for Humans’ 2.5
Mountain Goats ‘Family Happiness’ 2.5
Neutral Milk Hotel ‘Two-Headed Boy’ 3
Ugly Casanova ‘Hotcha Girls’ 2.5
Microphones ‘The Glow pt 2’
Spoon ‘Lines in the Suit’ 3

Results: I need to check out more Neutral Milk Hotel and Metric

Saul Rubinek – you’ll remember him as Keivas Fahjo from the ST:TNG episode “The Most Toys” – is in the film Baadasssss! which is playing at Tinseltown this week. It gets 3.5 stars (out of 4, Yvonne). Lets go see it and then sneak in to Garfield, Riddick, or Van Helsing. Or all three. And Adrian invited me to a press screening of Spider-Man 2 on Monday and I am going to take full advantage of that!

Vivian from my bank called me today. On a Saturday. Weird! She asked me out for dinner – haha, no, she told me that my GIC (Guaranteed Investment Certificate) has matured and so I deposited it into my checking account. Three years ago I had absolutely no line of credit so the only way I could get a credit card was to take $1000 out of my account and have it held in this GIC. And that’s twice the limit of my card. This is all so exciting that I better stop writing before everyone starts to expect this kind of amazing story-telling every day.

Today methinks I shall draw and then Marlo & I are going out for a late-night bike ride tonight.

I was amazed, mystified, astounded, dumbfounded, and stupefied by the calibre of fantastic swag donated and be-gifted upon me this birthday goodness. It includes, in the order that I remember/am looking at it – some black plastic vhs cases (yeah!), some superiffic ultra-classy “royal blue with gold” six-sided dice, some Tank Girl comics, gaming minis (pirates and brigands), tons of KICKASS camping gear that I am so fucking stoked about that I absolutely have to use words like “fucking” and “stoked,” the Wheatus CD that I’ve been longing for, stickers, and the whole caboodle was lovingly catered by Anghold & Yvonne. The chip dip was so popular that I wasn’t quick enough for anything but the scrapings once everyone was gone (but I found some leftover celery, mushrooms and veggie dip so that made up for it and then some). We’ve got tons of chips leftover so if you’re feeling a mite peckish feel free to stop by for some junk food. I’ll be having pakoras, tabouleh, and pita w/ houmous for breakfast tomorrow!

My brother called – I had forgotten to invite him to the party because…well let me put it this way – no email = no invite. Actually I could have sent him a text message through his phone, but I forgot. But he’s coming into town next week to magnanimously drop off a birthday present. My mom also sent me fiddy bucks in the mail – thanks mum!

Everyone seemed to have a good time – James especially. I don’t know if he had had too much to drink or not enough but he was certainly more “on” than usual. And that’s pretty on! It was pretty loud and boisterous, especially when the little cat pins and faux-fur covered water bottles came up to the block. My old pal Tom from the island came over this morning to drop off two amazing Star Wars posters – he said they were the only ones his older brother saved for him, the others included Ghostbusters. It got thrown in the trash. Sorry to break your heart there, Stewie. Attendees made off with some super good deals – tons of H.P. Lovecraft & other Cthulhoid books for pennies a glass, and a swanky brand new suitcase, a vertical grill, amongst other cool and fantastic items. What did you get?

Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows Your name.
You wanna go where people know, people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows your name.

Chris Woods and I stormed The Normandy* this morning where I had a reprise of my dinner at Denny’s the night before. It was an interesting experience with, as Chris put it, the tiny David Lynchian Chinese maitre d’**, and a waitress who was clearly somebody’s crazy aunt. She was quite astounded that Chris is from Chilliwack. I think I’ll make it my slacklustre mission to try to find the cheapest place to get a breakfast in town. Of course – if you already know then please tell me and my mission will be at long last completed, leaving only the paperwork to do. Key factor will be hash browns. The browned hash at the Normandy was not as good as the home fries from Denny’s, but they were still better than the hash browns at Denny’s. Does that make sense? Let’s have a look…

Shredded hash browns. The worst. Usually undercooked at that.

Hash brown patties. Typically shredded hash browns in a patty form. McDonald’s style.

Tater tots. AKA Mexi-fries if you’re at TacoTime (pronounced teh KAW’ tih MAY). Kin to the patty. Usually restaurants don’t have the audacity to pass these off as hash browns. Usually.

Sliced hash browns. Like the shredded, these are usually underdone. Oh, they’re cooked (sometimes), but their not browned. Sometimes the edges are browned but usually the flats of the brown are soft and white. And then you don’t have hash browns, you have hash whites.

Tiny diced hashbrowns. These are the kind you get at the grocery store. They’re also the kind they serve at de Dutch Pannekoek House. Which is in itself shameful but the worst part is I know people who work there so I can’t hurl my plate across the restaurant in a huff, screaming Dutch expletives.

Home fries/Country fried potatoes. I don’t know how size makes the difference, because if you just triple the size of the tiny diced hash browns, you’ve got the winner. Cut them any way you please – as long as they’re chunky!

* on Granville and 11th, across from the theater (not to be confused with the cinema).

** Maitre d’ is short for ma�tre d’h�tel which literally translates to HOTEL MASTER.

Monkey’s Eyebrow AZ, Kill Devil Hills NC, Gaysport Ohio, Happyland OK, Hell MI, Krypton KY, Tingley Iowa, French Lick Indiana, Experiment GA, Yeehaw Junction FL, Intercourse PA, Chocolate Bayou Texas, Honey Island Texas, Humptulips WA, Petting Germany, Titty Ho England, Maggie’s Nipples Wyoming, Climax Springs Missouri.

Places it wouldn’t be fun to live: Boring MD, Boring Oregon, Burning Springs KY, Gun Barrel City Texas, Black Charlie’s Opening Australia, Mount Buggery Australia

Can anyone offer suggestions for my poor mum?

I am having trouble, crashing while trying to download almost anything. I have tried to run my scandisk program to fix errors but it only gets up to 10 per cent and quits, it says something is running behind the program and cutting it off. Could it be my Symantec virus protection program? should I disable it and run the scandisk? I am afraid to disable it because I might not enable it again. Help, ask your techie friends could you please. My memory is only half full so I don’t know what the problem is, and it shouldn’t be any virus because I have full symantec’s virus protection. it started when I first came back and re-connected with my server in April,- it especially doesn’t like Pdf files and any picts I try to look at. I did put in Kodak Shareware but that is all. I have avail physical memory 288.00KB and avail virtual memory 1.83 GB. I have Microsoft Windows 4.90.3000 Toshiba Satellite 1730/1750 x86-based PC.
Thanks, Mom

Tonight I went to the gallery with the two Chris’ for a showing of Billboard and a talk with Chris & slides. It was very good and I learned a few new things about Chris’ paintings. After that we went to Denny’s. I looked through the menu for several minutes and everything that was decent was over 8 bucks – and considering I’d filled up on crackers, cheese & grapes at the art gallery I just wasn’t prepared to go that far. So I asked for 2 eggs over-medium with 2 pieces of sourdough toast and those cubed potatoes known to some as home fries but known to Denny’s as country-fried potatoes. That was exactly what I wanted. And to my surprise and delight, that is exactly what I got, and it on the bill it appeared as a “2 egg breakfast” for $4.99. I expected guff from the waitress, I expected something would go wrong with the order, I expected it would be $10 or more because it was a custom deal. I didn’t get what I expected. Beautiful. Even better since Chris picked up the tab.

I got James a copy of “Careers” – a classic 70’s boardgame that I played when I was a kid. I especially remember the Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker. That’s cool and I want to play it. My destiny is in James’ hands. In other exciting board game news I have a copy of Senet that Stewie put on the auction table. I was playing Senet online for a while and went to the trouble of asking Darcy at Drexoll’s if they stock it and how much. It was too expensive for me to justify, as much as I’d love to cough up a few dozen bills to support Drexoll’s, but now I have a copy. Only trouble is it’s only a two player game.

Senet – a board game from ancient Egypt
Board games were very common in ancient Egypt and people from all levels of society played them. Many game boards from ancient Egypt have been found by archaeologists. However, the rules explaining how to play these games have not survived. By studying game boards and other evidence, experts have made some educated guesses about how these games were played.

To: thickets@uniserve.com
Subject: Screenphoto of Charlie Collins’ wife from the BTAS episode “JOKER’S FAVOR”
Dear Thickets,
Can you send me a close-up screenphoto of “Charlie Collins'” Wife waving at her husband outside from the “BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES” episode “JOKER’S FAVOR” to anwarbw@netzero.net, please?
From,
Anwar Washington