Speaking of Batman Begins…

Batman Begins was about as good as I expected it to be, which was so-so. I saw trailers that just included the Bruce Wayne stuff and I thought “ooh this will be good” then I saw a trailer that just included the Batman stuff and I thought “uh oh, I spoke too soon.” That was exactly my reaction for the actual film. All the stuff with Bruce Wayne was very well done. The stuff with Batman just harkened back to the quadrology of the old Tim Burton/Joel Schumacher/whatever adaptations: guy in armored suit clunks around and the batmobile is ridiculous. Also, again I will say to Hollywood: if you’re going to have fight scenes, do me the courtesy of letting me see what’s going on. These tight shots full of fast editing do absolutely nothing for me. Finally – the romantic interest needed to be completely edited out of the film as it served no purpose whatsoever.

I think they can do a batman film, and you may hate me for saying this if you’re a Batman fan, without having a rogues gallery villain. No Joker, no Scarecrow, no Mr Freeze, no Clayface. Batman is a human with no extraordinary powers – sure his gadgets are pretty sleek, but they don’t really define him, not for me. Put him up against a crime boss. At first, during Batman Begets, you think this is what’s happening, but then the over-the-top traditional Batman bad guy stuff takes over and the entire first half of the film – all that verisimilitude they so carefully crafted – seems to slip away.

One more thing I’d like to criticize about the film – the Batman I know would not have risked all those lives (especially cops) to save one girl. That batmobile chase scene was gratuitous and over-the-top and just plain lowest common denominator.

So there’s some of the negative. But the acting was good and Gary Oldman and Liam Neeson and Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman were great, and despite my musings the traditional batman bad guys worked well, all things considered.

We had a game called "Chew the bark off the tree"

I didn’t do any artwork this weekend. I planned it. I had finished my last piece for my last job on Thursday, and although I have assignments, the deadlines are a comfortable pace away. So I spent a lot of time with friends. On Friday Marlo’s folks took us out to Cipriano’s (Yvonne I saw you walk by but you didn’t see me even though you looked in), then I slept over at Marlo’s and we watched Firefly episodes and played Knights of the Old Republic. On Saturday we went to a BBQ to see our gamer friends Martin and Adelaide off out of the province. Back to Quebec with them. There I saw Michael Beck and Bev and Shawn Wowk and his little spawn Madoka, and Jon Dawes and Adrian etc etc. Then, back to my place where Stewie was having a zombie fest with Darcey and Taylor. After a change of clothes and a shower we went back to Marlo’s to watch Superman cartoons and Justice League and Firefly. The next morning, more Knights of the Old Republic and a long walk, and then to Sheri’s surprise birthday party at Incendio’s Pizza in gastown. The food was great and we saw Stephane & Sheri who we learned are now engaged (to be married, before you ask). We talked about old cartoons with the people across the table from us whose names I forget. I think my brand new Rocket Robin Hood shirt was partially the catalyst, along with Batman Begins.

Bubble Tea and Quicksilver Ooze

Last night I saw Howl’s Moving Castle and it was enchanting. I look forward to seeing the subtitled version as soon as possible. Miyazaki seems to bring something fascinating and familiar over from his previous movies and adds something new with each film. I would say that if you liked Laputa: Castle in the Sky and/or Spirited Away you will enjoy Howl’s Moving Castle.

I met up with Kirsten and Geoff at Tinseltown to see the movie and I got my first birthday present of 2005: a taro milkshake bubble tea. The perfect drink/desert. After the movie we just sort of wandered around downtown, and it reminded me of how infrequently I’m down there (and to a lesser extent, why).

Today was released a D&D e-book that I did artwork for, called Hungry Little Monsters. For $7 US, the D&D nerds can get a book full of well-designed 3.5 edition monsters written and at the same time, contribute to charity

http://www.seankreynolds.com/store/hlm/

Hungry Little Monsters
A Charity Book Benefitting FoodForAll.org
by representatives of the d20 industry

Hungry Little Monsters is a compilation project initiated by Sean K Reynolds to be a charity fundraiser for FoodForAll.org, a program to help feed the hungry.
Hungry Little Monsters features 43 new monsters (each approximately one page long) for the d20 system. The theme for this book is “monsters for which you can use existing miniatures or tokens.” Rather than a collection of bizarre-anatomy creatures that you can’t represent with anything on your miniatures shelf or in a store, this book is full of creatures which you can represent in play with commonly-available miniatures or tokens. This is set up by a serious of monster archetypes — corpses (skeletal or zombielike undead), fiends (your typical bat-winged demonic or devilish creature), humanoids, oozes, spirits (bodiless undead), and so on.
This book is authored by volunteer members of the RPG industry, including Sean K Reynolds, Dave Mattingly, Matt Forbeck, Scott Bennie, and Ed Greenwood, as well as a dozen other established game designers. Likewise, the editing, art, and typesetting is donated as well. Hungry Little Monsters is created entirely on volunteer time. The game material in the book is entirely open game content as defined by the Open Gaming License.
All proceeds from this book are donated to Food For All.org
A special thanks to typesetter Jeffrey Visgaitis who spent more time working on Hungry Little Monsters than any other contributor. Jeffrey, you went the distance for this project, and if it weren’t for you it never would have been finished.
About the Cover Artist: Brooklyn-based illustrator Gerald Lee went through college thinking his soon-to-be mentor Tony DiTerlizzi was in fact a girl. Fortunately, Tony was amused by this mistake and agreed to take Gerald as an apprentice. Gerald has a certain knack for meeting great artists throughout the industry and applying what he learns from them (through trial and error and a lot of imagination) to his own art. Expect to see a lot more from his drawing board.

63-page PDF (plus 22-page illustration book and 4-page token book), product number SKR003
Price: $7, available from

* DriveThruRPG — watermarked PDF (unlimited print/copy/paste)
http://www.drivethrurpg.com/catalog/product_info.php?manufacturers_id=50&products_id=2437

PERCHED!

There was a peregrine* falcon in the warehouse today. It was sure cute, and distracted everyone from their work, so that was a bonus. It mostly perched on the pipes 30′ up in the rafters and occasionally flew hither and yon. The bosses tried to figure out how to get it out. I managed to get close enough to see the whites of his eyes.

* yes, we have bird field guides at work.

China! And other news

Here’s some news about China just for Marlo.

In late March, Wal-Mart opened a store in the ancient city of Taiyuan. And check out wal-martchina.com Wal-Mart announced that it would export $18 billion worth of Chinese goods, and also China put a halt to the practice of using naked women for plates in sushi restaurants.

In Britain, Ford Motor Company suspended seven workers when they were caught looking at woman-on-octopus pornography on company computers.

A California man was arrested because he lived in a tent for two weeks in order to buy tickets to the new Star Wars movie; his doing so violated a requirement that, as a sex offender, he let police know if he changed lodgings.

It turned out that a grenade that landed one hundred feet away from George W. Bush during a recent speech in Tbilisi, Georgia, was not a training device but had simply failed to work. [wouldn’t have hurt him anyway, at 100′ away]

People in Zanzibar were living in fear of a sexually rapacious, sodomy-prone goblin named Popo Bawa

Dr. W. David Hager, the George W. Bush-appointed adviser to the FDA and a vocal opponent of emergency contraception, abortion, and pre-marital sex, was accused by his ex-wife of anally raping her on a regular basis over many years. Hager is the author of the books As Jesus Cared for Women and, with his wife, Stress and the Woman’s Body.

Scoring at the Yards and Garages

There were tons of garage/yard sales today, and I stopped by probably 10 on my way home from Marlo’s this morning. There was one cluster of them on 14th and Ontario, and one of the tables was run by Mrs Glick from the Simpsons. “No, Ned. JUST candy! Ninety dollars!” I didn’t buy anything from any of the 5 or 6 tables there just because of her. Although they did have a bag of army men with some plastic trees that would have been useful for D&D, but the bag wasn’t priced and the guy in charge of the sale was 20 feet away and talking to someone else, so he screwed himself out of a sale! Not that I would have paid more than 75 cents for the bag. So he screwed himself out of three quarters!

At another one, much closer to my house, I found a board game which I’m giving to Sherane, and a video tape with 3 episodes of PeeWee’s Playhouse. The tape was encase in…yes…one of those black plastic cases that I have on my wish list! Double trouble for just a buck.

This morning I had breakfast at Reno’s for the first time ever. The food was cheap and edible. Marlo was sexy even when she was spilling orange juice (or because?). And Marlo and I played Knights of the Old Republic before we left and a wookiee joined our group, and we killed a rancor. That was fun. The combat in the game is really awkward. I don’t care for it.

My Birthday Month & Tidbits

My birthday is on the 28th. I figure I’ll have another birthday auction some time, I don’t know when. Probably not this month because gosh, there’s just too much excitement in June already.

In celebration of my upcoming celebration, here’s the ongoing Tortor Wish List.

CDs:
Lord of the Rings soundtrack (any)
Muppet Show 25th Anniversary

DVDs/VHS:
Challenge of the Superfriends complete first season or second season
Complete Superman Cartoons: Diamond Anniversary Edition
Jonny Quest Season 1 (low priority)
Kiki’s Delivery Service (low priority)
Princess Mononoke (low priority)
My Neighbor Totoro

Books (not to be purchased at Chapters please!):
Tales of Freeport
Professor Wormbog and the Search for the Zipperump-a-zoo (low priority)
Dungeon magazine subscription

Misc:
Practically any miniatures that look cool – especially of monsters that I don’t already have and “rare” minis like female gnome monks, that sort of thing.
D&D Miniatures:
DEATHKNELL SET
Beholder http://search.ebay.com/deathknell-beholder_W0QQfromZR40QQsojsZ1
ABERRATIONS SET
Achaierai
Hook Horror
Chuul
Gibbering Mouther!!!!!!
ARCHFIENDS SET
Ochre Jelly
Gauth!!!
DRAGONEYE SET
Salamander
Carrion Crawler
HARBINGER SET
Displacer Beast

Those black plastic VHS tape cases
Nyarlathotep and/or shoggoth plush doll
Sripey socks (not sports socks)

You know what rhymes with Torlo? TORGO! Also I wanted to point out torgo web site. Check out the t-shirt! www.torgo.org

SW Trivia time: what is the name of the staff-like things that the tusken raiders use?

Tenacious D has begun recording music for their upcoming film, Pick of Destiny. Here are some other interesting tidbits of news: It was uncertain whether Boston could host a convention for minority journalists in 2008 because the city has a law requiring that all Native Americans who enter the city be arrested. The US Senate approved $82 billion in emergency funding for the war (just think what I could do if they gave that money to me instead). Children in the western world were hitting puberty earlier, often at age seven; researchers suggested that this was due to indifferent fathers, childhood obesity, exposure to pesticides, or watching too much television. In Brazil, a man and his parents were murdered when the man lost a real-life role-playing murder game. Australian researchers were working to clone the extinct Tasmanian tiger (finally a worthy use for cloning! Hooray! First Tasmanian tigers, next woolly mammoths!). Wal-Mart apologized for running an advertisement that equated current Arizona zoning ordinances with the Nazi regime. Researchers at Cornell University developed a robot that can build copies of itself from spare parts (Janet are you listening?) and in Utah, a high school teacher brought his class to see the dissection of a live dog. “I thought,” he said, “that it would be just really a good experience.”

I want to watch Raiders this afternoon, for obvious reasons.
“Perhaps you could warn them, if only you spoke Hovitos.”

Other news

A Colorado high school student decided to test Army recruitment policies by telling a recruiter that he had dropped out of high school and was addicted to marijuana. The recruiter told the student how to get a fake diploma over the Internet and instructed him to take a detoxification formula so that he could pass the Army’s drug test.[CBS 4 Colorado]

Kenya’s parliament passed a motion calling for the castration of rapists. “The Bible,” announced the Kenyan health minister, “says that if any part of the body causes you to sin, it should be removed.” [BBC News]
– WHAT ABOUT THE BRAIN?

Norway sent a woman to jail for raping a man.

The Girl Scouts were suing people who didn’t pay for their cookies.[AP] The state court of Florida blocked a thirteen-year-old girl from having an abortion. “Why can’t I make my own decision?” the girl asked a judge. “I don’t know,” the judge answered.[BBC News] [Sun-Sentinel.com]

A middle school in Boulder, Colorado, banned hugging, suggesting that students high-five instead,[9News.com]

The Austrian housewares chain Baumax renamed their tool shed from “Mauthausen,” which was the name of a Nazi concentration camp, to “Linde,” which means “linden tree.”[New York Times]

The United States was sending prisoners to Uzbekistan so that they could be tortured more fully. In Uzbekistan the most common torture techniques are beating and asphyxiation with a gas mask; however, victims can also have their genitals shocked, their toenails plucked out, and they can be boiled to death.[The Seattle Times]

The Mayor of Spokane, Washington, an opponent of gay rights, was accused of being a pedophile; he insisted that he cruised the Internet only for men of legal age.[Seattle Post-Intelligencer]

Twelve new moons were discovered orbiting Saturn.[BBC News]

A Fresno, California, man was standing trial for killing nine of his children, seven of whom he fathered with his own daughters and nieces. “Jesus was a womanizer,” he explained.[CourtTV.com]

Back to work and back to gaming

In a shocking turn of events, this week has been laden with roleplaying. Last Thursday, because of Cloud City and drawing deadlines, I postponed the Terak D&D campaign to Sunday afternoon. So that was 2 days ago. Tonight we played the Venger D&D campaign and we’re back to our regular Thursdays this week so that’s another game in 2 days. Then on Saturday Marlo & I are playing in David’s Star Trek game at the Drexoll Game Day. Four out of seven days gaming. That’s a lot, even for me.

I hadn’t been to work in 2 weeks because of art (thank gord) but this week it was back to the shelves for me. Yesterday I was in pretty good spirits but today was really slow. Luckily I had Chris’ walkman and Chris’ headphones to get me through it, plus the anticipation of D&D!

Tonight’s game was fun but there was a lot of off-topic conversation and general distraction all around. I don’t know what it was – if it was the adventure or if people were just antsy and bored because it was one of those days – but it was frustrating to try to keep the game on track. Hopefully it will be better on Thursday.

In the news: The Department of Homeland Security announced that it had wasted a great deal of money and needed much more. Also: the Mesa, Arizona, police department applied for funding to buy and train a tiny monkey that they can dress in a kevlar vest and send into dangerous situations.