Toren Atkinson

Click on this to see longer, more raw footage of the recently filmed giant squid. It seems terribly weak, on the verge of death. It’s hardly moving its arms but you can see it jetting water through its siphon (under the mantle).

Did anyone see that two hour special called “Secrets of the Deep” which should have been called “Life of a Sperm Whale” except some executive said “we can’t put the word ‘sperm’ in the title of our show because idiots will giggle.” It was kind of neat, despite the blatant CGI, and not only did they talk about giant squid, but also it’s larger cousin, the colossal squid, AKA mesonychoteuthis.

The recording of vocals will take place next month, and mixing in February.

So here’s an explanation of this:

While we were songwriting, I was feeling that the band was getting too caught up in the tropes of the same old grunge rock. Everyone’s solos were technically good, but the pattern I noticed was that they lacked personality. So I gave a little pep talk on such. Using the white erase board we use for writing out song parts, I made a little inspirational/motivationl flow chart that looked a little something like this:  

As I was doing so, Mario grabbed another pen and added the following:

Which expressed exactly what I meant better than I was doing myself. So during the rest of writing and the recording sessions, my mantra became “more giraffe.”

And that explains the printout you can see hanging on the wall next to Jordan and Mario’s spots in the recording studio.

Who cares about Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci and Alec Baldwin? Not me, but my fave Vancouver cinema, The Rio on Broadway is showing The Good Shepherd on Boxing Day for $2 any time. Sounds like a plan.

After years of fruitless endeavors by various scientists, National Science Museum team leader Tsunemi Kubodera has finally captured the elusive architeuthis dux, AKA the giant squid, on video!

This one is a juvenile female.

Pardon the pre-ad:
video one

If you can get it to work, there’s apparently more here:
Don’t believe any of the figures in feet or meters that news agencies provide regarding squid sizing, they invariably don’t know what they’re talking about. Just look at the photos and video and be in awe.

As my buddy Steve O’Shea would say:
Architeuthis is frequently reported to attain a lotal length of 60 feet. The largest specimen known washed ashore on a New Zealand beach in 1887. It was a female and “in all ways smaller than any of the hitherto-described New Zealand species” (Kirk 1887); it measured 55 feet 2 inches in total length, exaggerated by great lengthening (stretching like rubber bands) of the very slight tentacular arms; its mantle length was 71 inches (1.8 m). A comparable-sized female (ML 1.8 m) measured post mortem and relaxed (by modern standards) would have a total length of ~ 32 feet.

Mantle length (as opposed to total length) is the standard measure in cephalopods. Architeuthis is not known to attain a mantle length in excess of 2.25 m. Standard Length (SL) is the length of a squid excluding the tentacles; in Architeuthis this measure very rarely exceeds 5 m. The rest of the animal’s length, to a total length of 13 m, is made up of the two long tentacles. Of 105 specimens that we have examined, none has exceeded these figures (Fig. 7).

Warren’s Day!

Here’s a new idea for a Jack Black movie – the Stool of Rock

Jordan came back to pack up his drums.

He came with his lovely wife Tara

Who, while Jordan was packing up his drums, was heard to say “are those our good blankets?”

Mario Loves Chocolate

Brodie tells us how he really feels in the best form of communication available to mankind: t-shirt slogans.

The force is strong with this one.

Mario’s Day