If you’re going to play WWFJ on Saturday at Drexoll’s then don’t read this.

Last night we played my anthropomorphic animal superhero game. Gabriel R. Bonesnapper III, a psychiatrist alligator, was having dinner in Little Italy with some friends. Afterwards, he took a stroll towards midtown. He didn’t know it, but he was being followed by an invisible sneak thief. Suddenly he came across the scene of a crime – an armored car was being raided by a group of rats in motorcycle suits, armed with guns. He arrived just as the guards – two dogs – were shot point blank in the chest. He ducked behind a dumpster to transform into – METALLIGATOR! He literally leaped into action, causing a shockwave with his mighty stomp that knocked down several of the rats, and also shattered quite a few windows in the bank nearby. Suddenly, another superhero, who was patrolling the area, showed up – Go-Rilla, the speedster ape. Together they started knocking heads together but suddenly rat reinforcements came on speedbikes, and brandishing UZIs. They also noticed that some of the litter of cash was floating up and disappearing, as if being pocketed by an invisible sneak thief! Out of nowhere this large oil slick appeared in the area, and they saw the invisible fink skating along away from the scene of the action. Go-Rilla created a sonic boom while Metalligator grabbed motorcycles and tossed them around like playthings. Car alarms were going off and dust devils of loose bills were swept up in Go-Rilla’s wake. They noticed that the rats seemed to be acting strange – as if they were invincible when clearly they were just high, no doubt from the new street drug ‘stemroids.’ The police arrived and that was when Go-Rilla started scouring the area at super speed for clues. He found an ‘entertainment token’ near one of the rat-punk’s bodies, and also stumbled across a rat counting piles of money – this was the Invisible Fink! Go-Rilla created a whirlwind around the Fink but the Fink created another oil slick and the speedster lost his footing. The Fink turned back invisible and started climbing down. By pure luck Metalligator happened to almost bump into the Fink on the way down, and tried to give him a tail slap, but even after Go-Rilla tried to choke the area with tear gas borrowed from the police, the Fink got away with only one hundred dollar bill.

The police (a cat team) took statements from the heroes, realized that the window damage was caused by the fight, and that Metalligator lied about it. They asked for the heroes names and address of residence, to which the heroes declined. This left the police to take them downtown for questioning, at which point the heroes skedaddled.

The whole session went pretty well, and the rules seemed fine overall. Norm played Metalligator, Stewie played Go-Rilla and James played Invisible Fink. This was the playtest for Saturday’s game. James played a character who was not at all heroic, so that made things a little more…interesting. This was their very first experience as super-heroes, so they don’t have much of a reputation as of yet, but despite the fact that they foiled a robbery, the police are none too happy about the damage done plus the fact that one of the security guards bled to death on the scene during the fight. Also – they are wanted for questioning. Of course, the police have only heard third hand information about this invisible criminal from the two superheroes.

On Saturday Martin will be playing Master Spine (a porcupine with astral projection), Denzil will be playing Pengun (a penguin with matter creation powers), Jon will be playing Invincibull (a bull with invincibility, obviously!) and Liam will be playing Flame-ingo (flamingo with fire powers).

No time for a real entry today, except to say that yesterday I was woken up by a pavement saw and today I was woken up by the building’s fire alarm. They’re just testing all the smoke detectors etc. Wouldn’t it be ironic if a fire started on testing day? Just like in Fawlty Towers. This brings me to my first interesting news tidbit from the past 7 days: A German ornithologist discovered that urban nightingales, forced to compete with noise pollution, can sing so loud they break the law. The loudest recorded was 95 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld apologized for the torture of Iraqi prisoners and said that there are “many more photographs and indeed some videos” of American soldiers engaging in “blatantly sadistic, cruel, and inhuman” behavior; Rumsfeld took “full responsibility” for the abuse but still refused to resign. “It’s going to get a good deal more terrible, I’m afraid.” Specialist Sabrina Harman, who faces court martial because of her role in the torture, said in an email that she never even saw a copy of the Geneva Conventions until recently. “I read the entire thing,” she said, “highlighting everything the prison is in violation of. There’s a lot.” Harman said her job was to “soften up” prisoners for interrogation. American soldiers allegedly put a harness on an elderly Iraqi woman and rode her like a donkey. New charges included rape, murder, and child molestation. “The system works,” Rumsfeld told the Senate. President Bush, who authorized his staff to leak the fact that he had privately rebuked Donald Rumsfeld for failing to tell him about the torture photographs, apologized on Arab television; British Prime Minister Tony Blair also apologized, though there were questions about the authenticity of the British images. President Bush continued to maintain that the Abu Ghraib torturers were un-American, but human-rights advocates pointed out that similar abuse takes place in U.S. prisons all the time, especially in Texas. U.S. officials postponed the release of this year’s international human-rights report because the timing was somewhat embarrassing. Russian legislators hired a Siberian shaman to purge the parliament building of “negative energy.” Sheikh Abdul-Sattar al-Bahadli, an aide to Moktada al-Sadr, offered rewards for the capture or killing of British soldiers; he said that female soldiers could be kept as slaves. The Congressional Research Service said that Bush Administration officials broke the law when they ordered the Medicare actuary to withhold information on the true cost of the new Medicare law from Congress. African clawed frogs were invading San Francisco. A new study found that Americans get substandard medical care most of the time, despite the fact that they spend about $1.4 trillion a year for it, and scientists announced that women with large breasts and narrow waists are especially fertile.

I think people who have more than 30 friends listed on Friendster are just being silly. How would you have time to see or even talk to them all? I think they’re thinking of Acquaintancester. Anghold says that Friendster is good and OKCupid sucks, but I say that Friendster sucks and OKCupid is good. I would say about 70-80% of the time I try to use Friendster it gives me a random error or doesn’t do what it’s supposed to or simply doesn’t load at all. For example, I just got an email saying there’s a message on friendster for me from Jeff, when I go to the site, there is nothing there. Same thing with Yvonne’s testimonial earlier today (which was very nice and everyone should go read it, by the way). Even though OKCupid is not as customizable, at least it works 90% of the time. And when it’s not, they tell you. That’s my experience, anyway. The one big thing about OKCupid that I don’t like is that you can’t opt to excize from your “matches” list those people who are currently in a relationship – though I’m told that’s in the works.

When I was invited yesterday by Aili to go see Van Helsing with her and Deanna, nobody had replied to my e-invite to hang out at my place while I drew, so I told her not to count on me showing up but just in case – where will they be sitting. Turned out that Yvonne, Anghold, James, & Ursula took me up on my offer, so we (with Stewie) had a gay old time just sitting around chatting and eating pizza. We watched some The Muppet Show (the one with Steve Martin) and the Rocket Robin Hood episode that aired that night, but I was so caught up in drawing and chatting that I forgot to tape Superfriends. Also we bleached my hair. At some point I’m going to get some hair dye but in the meantime I’m salt & pepper blonde.

I found it both entertaining and satisfying to use the “edit censored words” admin tools on vancouvergamingguild.com to cause all instances of “peeps” to be instantly changed to “people.” It’s true – power corrupts. Yvonne used “deets” in a recent correspondence and I forgot to slug her in the gut when I saw her today. Although interestingly she tried to slug me in the gut.

Here are my new shoes that arrived in the mail yesterday:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146911292&category=63850&sspagename=STRK%3AMEBWN%3AIT&rd=1

I probably won’t have much time for movies this week, since my deadline is on the 10th, but…

Tinsletown Showtimes are for May 7, 2004 to May 13, 2004

Good Bye Lenin! 14A 121 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:45 4:15 7:05 9:50

I’m Not Scared PG 108 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:10 2:35 5:10 7:35 10:10

Main Hoon Na 14A 100 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:05 4:05 8:00

Mayor of the Sunset Strip PG 95 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:35 5:15 9:55

Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring 14A 102 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:00 2:30 4:55 7:20 9:40

The Corporation PG 165 mins
Fri-Tue Thu: 12:25 3:55 7:00 10:15
Wed: 12:25 3:55 10:15

The Delicate Art of Parking PG 87 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:50 3:30 5:30 7:50 10:00

The Girl who Married a Ghost 83 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:20 2:20 4:25

The Punisher 18A 124 mins
Fri-Thu: 2:15 5:00 7:45 10:25

Tibet: Cry of the Snow Lion PG 104 mins
Fri-Thu: 2:50 7:25

New Metro City

So Disney is blocking Michael Moore’s new movie criticising George W Bush because it may “jeopardize tax breaks granted to Disney for its theme park, hotels and other ventures in Florida, where Jeb Bush is governor.” Of course that is horrific and of course it is no surprise.

Yesterday Yvonne and I redesigned Vancouver for my anthropomorphic super-animals game I’m working on. There’s now a dam in North Vancouver and a military academy by Stanley Park and a Coney-Island like boardwalk along Sunset Beach. I’m going to do it all up nice-nice in the next few days. Has anyone been to Disappointment Lake, and if so – did it live up to it’s name?

Has anybody else noticed that recently when you search for something in Google, it will give you your list of results, and a few seconds later in will pop extra listings, to whit:

Free Virus Scan
Scan for spyware, malware and keyloggers in addition to viruses, worms and trojans. New threats
and annoyances are created faster than any individual can keep up with.
http://defender.veloz.com/ – 15k

You can find MAPQUEST right now at Info.com.
Click here to show top and relevant search results for MAPQUEST from 14 Search engines with just
1 click.
http://msxml.us.info.com/ – 44k

right under the first listing? I wonder if this is some new deal Google has or if it’s due to some virus-like thing on my computer. One thing for sure – I hate it.

I think it would be fun to crash wedding ceremonies and when the priest says “if anyone knows any reason why these two people should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace” cry out either one of their names longingly and run up to declare your secret love. That would be a fun activity for an otherwise dull Sunday afternoon.

While I was watching the recital at UBC, I started daydreaming about putting on a play. Today I was talking to James aboot it and I came up with an idea for a sort of guerrilla theater. Basically, we would write a play – a little on the improvy side but still with definite characters and a storyline. There wouldn’t be any set dressing but there could be props & costumes. The venue would change from week to week and in fact we wouldn’t make arrangements with the venue – we’d just figure out when a venue – like let’s say the Havana Theater or the stage we watched the recital at the UBC Music Hall or whatever – and then announce on our website what time the play starts. There would be no charge to see the play, but if it lasted the full length then we’d take donations. If the manager or the venue asked what the hell was going on, we’d incorporate that into the performance. In fact – the subject of the play could be guerrilla theater, and trying to set it up. It would be like a documentary in play form about the subject of the play. META!! I think it would be fun and if it got shut down – well nobody is out their $10.

Today I played tennis, at UBC I experienced my first piano recital, and I cleaned out the hall closet, discovering some old doublemint gum in a jacket pocket–still good.

News snippets from the past week: US: It was reported that more than $5 billion in antiterrorism money for local governments and agencies has been held up by red tape, and that last year the Treasury Department’s Office of Foreign Assets Control assigned only four employees to work on terrorist cases; in contrast, almost two dozen were investigating violations of the Cuban embargo. Since 1990, the office has opened 93 investigations into terrorist finances and 10,683 relating to Cuba. California banned Diebold’s electronic voting machines, and experts said that the United States is losing its dominance in science and technology. Scientists developed a type of computer made of DNA that they hope could someday diagnose and treat diseases from inside the particular human cells that require treatment. Researchers discovered a molecule, used by some cancer tumors, that prevents cells from dying. Archaeologists found an underground Egyptian maze filled with mummies, and scientists discovered that women tend to marry men who look like their fathers. A Russian museum of erotica announced an exhibit featuring Grigory Rasputin’s penis.

I dreamt that Carina had a house and it was infested with spotted rats the size of June bugs, and I had to carry Kodos home in my arms from her place. I dreamt that Norm and Nathan and I were watching an episode of Bugs Bunny at a video store that was right behind Nathan’s apartment building. I dreamt that Chris Slater wanted to steal a roadside sign of some kind. When a crazy homeless guy started trying to remove it, Chris helped him but when they got it out of its place Chris just took it and started putting it in the car we had. Then the homeless guy waved a gun around as he left and we were awkward. I think that last one stems from the James-Spitting-On-Car incident that happened on the weekend.

Teletoon is showing Rocket Robin Hood every day. That makes me giggle like a school girl.

And now your weekly Tinseltown highlights. Showtimes are for Apr 30, 2004 to May 6, 2004 :
Godsend (2004) PG 102 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:15 2:45 5:10 7:30 9:55

Good Bye Lenin! 14A 121 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:35 4:15 7:05 9:45

Man on Fire 14A 146 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:30 1:00 3:45 4:30 7:10 7:40 10:15

Mayor of the Sunset Strip PG 95 mins
Fri-Thu: 1:10 3:25 5:40 7:55 10:20

The Corporation PG 165 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:25 3:55 7:00 10:10

The Delicate Art of Parking PG
Fri-Thu: 1:05 3:30 5:35 7:50 10:05

The Ladykillers 14A 104 mins
Fri-Thu: 7:20 9:40

The Punisher 18A 124 mins
Fri-Thu: 2:15 5:00 7:15 7:45 10:00 10:30

Tibet: Cry of the Snow Lion PG 104 mins
Fri-Thu: 12:10 2:40 5:05 7:25 9:50

I usually avoid entries that are just links. Normally that irks me. But I don’t have time for anything of substance right now. However, I think you will really enjoy this:

From: PHIL MAHONEY
Subject: Found
I finally had a chance to check out http://www.foundmagazine.com. Wow. Fascinating, mysterious and hilarious. I love the names that were given to some of the pictures. I just about lost it when I saw “The Molting”:
http://www.foundmagazine.com/photos/themolting.html
Phil

It occurred to me that a very clever title for my last entry should have been “Meme’s the Word.” Too little too late.