They Said I Was Mad to Get Into Acting

WELL WHO’S MAD NOW? Tomorrow I’m going for a wardrobe fitting for a role in a commercial. Yes – an ad for the television. It’s for a board game. It’s for a well known game company. I am playing a mad scientist. I am looking forward to it.

If you are all into comics, here is my ComicSpace profile. It’s like myspace but just for comics.

Mondays Will Be Like This For A While

This morning Brodie and I took the bus out to the institute where he teaches in Burnaby, for to be usink the studio. We recorded vocals for A Marine Biologist, Strange, No Way, and (We’re Gonna) Kill the Chupacabra (Tonight). And that wen’t reasonably well. Reminder to self: no more curry chicken wraps during the break. This cold weather is making things annoying re: runny nose. I don’t know if I have a miniscule cold or if it’s just the frigid weather causing me to over-mucousize. I couldn’t take photos because my battery was empty. But I’ll be going back there for the next couple of Mondays.

My Monday evenings are now taken up with the comic book production course, the first class of which I just got back from. The class is a little weird in that none of the four other students read comic books – I can’t fathom that. So Steve was going through the comics he brought and talking about styles and discussing different names that clearly they wouldn’t have heard of. Thank gord that so many comics have been turned into movies (Mike Mignola/Hellboy, Frank Miller/Sin City for starters) or they would have been completely lost. The course is being taught in a room full of animation work stations, so the drawing desks all have rotating light tables set into them, which is kind of annoying. But the important thing is that Steve knows his stuff and the course itinerary looks solid. So I’ll keep things updated for you, my loyal readers. All three of you.

Last night Joy-Joy and I went over to Sher-Sher and Steph-Steph’s and played some Wii on their big fat TV, which was great fun. We also had…pulled pork. And by ‘had’ I mean ‘ate.’ They have a slow cooker and it does wonderful things. Then we watched the “Ocean Deep” episode of BBC’s Planet Earth for which I’ve been waiting for some time. Joyce had it on her computer but there’s just no way that a computer monitor could do justice to the freaky monsters of the abyss the way that Sherane’s 40 incher can. I was gratified to see they included a bit on vampyroteuthis infernalis, AKA the vampire squid from hell!

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Scanner Woes

If you’re like me, you’re looking for a scanner that can accommodate 11×17 pages (original comic book art size). And you will find two options: a $200 model available only in the US, and a $2000 model available in Canada. PISS ME OFF.

Meanwhile I also need a colour printer and a flash drive, if anyone has any leads before I head down to FutureShop/Best Buy.

I Pity the Fool Who Don't Eat My Cereal

Wish List:

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TOTALLY

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Count Chocula’s lesser known buddies.

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Shut up, Mom. I’m SUPPOSED to play with my food!

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It occurs to me that now that I have my improved blog with easy to insert graphics, I can move my cereals page into a post.

Face Facts II

Joe (looking a little Hugh Jackson Wolverini in the second one):
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Graeme (looking a little piratey in number 3):

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Duncan:

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Saturday Morning Cartoon Party 2007

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(UPDATE 2018 – topic was Mind Games)

SMCP X: The Search for Frankenberry

General Mills Canada Inc doesn’t have a website, as such. And no emails to be found. But I called the sales office in Surrey and left a message. My mission: to have Frankenberry and Booberry at the SMCP. I’m thinking of having it either on Feb 24 or March 10. That gives me almost 2 months. If I don’t hear back from the company soon, it’s off to eBay for me. Last year there was quite a debacle over the stuff – it never made it over the border – but I’m willing to give it another shot if I have to.

POTENTIAL THEMES:

UNDERGROUND

  • Spider-Man “Menace from the Bottom of the World”
  • Tick vs Mole Men; Tick vs Filth
  • RGB Beneath These Streets
  • Big Guy “Wages of Fire”
  • Justice League Skartaris
  • BOTP (Battle of the Planets) Mission to Inner Space
  • Superman Fleischer “Underground World”
  • Samurai Jack and the Lava Monster
  • FF (Fantastic Four) Menace of the Mole Men
  • Futurama Leela’s Homeworld
  • Herculoids: Lost Dorgyte; the Mole Men;
  • Freakazoid! Sewer or Later
  • JL (Justice League) Chaos at the Earth’s Core
  • Superfriends: Battle at the Earth’s Core; Lava Men; Lord of Middle Earth;
  • Iron Man: The Moleman Strikes


PLANTS

  • Spider-Man “Vine”
  • Tick vs El Seed
  • RGB (Real Ghostbusters) Ghost Grows in Brooklyn
  • BTAS (Batman: The Animated Series) Pretty Poison
  • Botp: fierce flowers
  • PPG (Powerpuff Girls) Beat Your Greens
  • Galaxy Rangers: Marshmallow Trees
  • Frankenstein Jr: Unearthly Plant Creatures
  • Superfriends: Day of the Plant Creatures


SIZE

  • TICK vs Dot and Neals wedding
  • Spider-Man “Birth of Microman”/The Madness of Mysterio
  • Transformers: Microbots
  • PPG nano of the north; toast of the town;
  • Herculoids Tiny World of Terror
  • ST (Star Trek Animated) Terratin Incident
  • FF Micro World of Doom
  • RGB short stuff
  • Futurama Anthology of Interest 1; Parasites Lost
  • Thundarr: City of Evil
  • Birdman Meets Reducto
  • Jonny Quest Terror Island
  • JL The Return
  • Superfriends: Journey to Inner Space; Garden of Doom; Case of the Shrinking Superfriends; Tiny World of Terror
  • RRH (Rocket Robin Hood) Little Little John
  • Hulk Micro-monsters
  • Gummi Bears: When You Wish Upon A Stone


PIRATES

  • Spider-Man “Night of the Villains”
  • Superfriends: Sinbad and the Space Pirates
  • RGB Sea Fright
  • PPG Mizzen in Action
  • Mighty Orbots “Raid on the Stellar Queen”
  • Herculoids “The Pirates”
  • RRH The Ghost Pirates
    Star Trek: The Pirates of Orion


MUSIC

  • Spider-Man “Fiddler on the Loose”
  • Galaxy Rangers: Rainmaker
  • BotP The Musical Mummy; Space Rock Concert!!!!;
  • Mighty Orbots: Magnetic Menace
  • PPG See Me Feel Me Gnomey
  • Clone High: Raisin the Stakes
  • Futurama: Hell is Other Robots
  • Transformers: Auto-Bop
  • Jem!
  • Superfriends: Rock and Roll Space Bandits


TIME

  • PPG speed demon; get back jojo
  • Big guy: patriot games
  • TICK Leonardo Da Vinci; Tick vs Prehistory
  • ST Counter Clock Incident
  • RGB Its About Time
  • Futurama Time Keeps on Slipping; Roswell that Ends Well;
  • Transformers: A Decepticon in King Arthur’s Court
  • BTAS Clock King; Time Out of Joint
  • Thundarr: Portal Into Time
  • Herculoids: Time Creatures
  • Freakazoid is History
  • JL Once and Future Thing
  • Superfriends: Elevator to Nowhere; Krypton Syndrome; Time Trap;
  • Superman: New Kids in Town
  • Rocket Robin Hood: The Time Machine


MIND GAMES

  • Tick vs Science
  • RGB Slimer is that You?
  • PPG los dos mojos; criss cross crisis
  • Big guy : bicameral mind
  • Galaxy Rangers: psychocrypt
  • Transformers: Traitor
  • BTAS Mad As A Hatter; scarecrow; Over the Edge
  • THUNDARR Harvest of Doom
  • Birdman: Mentor the Mind Taker
  • Herculoids: Ruler of the Reptons
  • Freakazoid: The Lobe
  • Superman: Two’s a Crowd
  • Gummi Bears: If I Were You


WATER

  • TICK vs Reno Nevada
  • RRH City Beneath the Seas
  • BotPlanets: Ghost Ship of Planet Mir; Sea Dragon; Curse of the Cuttlefish; Siege of the Squids
  • Transformers: Atlantis Arise!
  • Big Guy: Lower Depths
  • Galaxy Rangers: Progress
  • Samurai Jack: Jack Under the Sea
  • ST Ambergris Element
  • FF Danger in the Depths
  • Namor Sub-Mariner: any
  • RGB Devil in the Deep
  • Futurama The Deep South
  • Impossibles: Aquator
  • Jonny Quest Sea Haunt
  • JL Enemy Below
  • Superfriends: Return of Atlantis; Water Beast;Invasion of the Hydronoids
  • Gummi Bears: Zummi Makes It Hot


TENTACLES

  • BOTP: Siege of the Squids; raid of the space octopus; tentacles from space;
  • JL Terror Beyond
  • PPG octi evil
  • RGB Collect Call of Cathulhu
  • Freakazoid! Statuesque
  • Superfriends: Attack of the Giant Squid
  • Superman: Unity


BUGS

  • Transformers: Plague of Insecticons
  • BotP A Swarm of Robot Ants; Beast with a Sweet Tooth; The Alien Beetles; Ghostly Grasshopper; attack of the alien wasp; invasion of the locusts; Peril of the praying mantis; spectra space spider;
  • Tick Ants in Pants
  • Frankenstein Jr: Spyder Man
  • PPG Insect Inside
  • Venture Bros (any with Monarch); Incredible Mr Brisby
  • Futurama The Sting
  • Herculoids: Destroyer Ants; spider man;
  • Superfriends: Termites from Venus; Scorpio!; Coming of the Arthropods


UNMASKED

  • BOTP Alien Bigfoot
  • BTAS Cape and Cowl Conspiracy; Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne
  • Batman Beyond: Unmasked

 

MIRROR UNIVERSES

  • PPG deja view;
  • RGB Flip Side
  • JL Legends; A Better World
  • Superfriends: Bizaro!!; Warpland; Universe of Evil!!!
  • Superman: Brave New Metropolis


CONTESTS

  • Transformers: Heavy Metal War
  • Samurai Jack: Jack and the Smackback
  • Big Guy: The Champ
  • Galaxy Rangers….I forget
  • Superman TAS Speed Demons
  • Thor: Enter Hercules
  • Iron Man:
  • Real Ghostbusters: Ghostbuster of the Year
  • Clone High: Electric Blu Galoo
  • Thundarr: Challenge of the Wizards
  • Herculoids: Gladiators of Kyanite
  • Jonny Quest: Dragons of Ashida
  • JL Cat and the Canary
  • Superfriends: The Recruiter; the Final Challenge;
  • RRH: Robin versus the robot knight
  • Iron Man: If I Die Let It Be With Honor


CARTOONS ON TRIAL

 

  • BTAS Trial
  • FF

 

 

    • Harvey Birdman
    • Trial of the Superfriends
    • JL In Blackest Night
    • RRH Mystery of the Crown Jewels
    • The Venture Brothers: The Monarch on Trial

 

Feedback, comments, ideas all welcome!

 

Here, once again, is a link to my CEREALS I’D LIKE TO EAT site

TTOOAKAFCPP

Announcing the GLAND OPENING of The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets official online store – DEAD SPACE GOD CENTRAL.


Now you can get Thickets vestments, CDs and periphery all in one place.

AND

We’re kicking it off with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity: The Thickets One-Of-A-Kind, Artsy-Fartsy Charity Prize Pack (TTOOAKAFCPP) which contains:

  • a copy of our new CD “The Shadow Out of Tim” autographed by the band*
  • a custom made, one-of-a-kind Thickets t-shirt**
  • a full complement of five buttons, including the Big Robot Dinosaur, SpaceCorp, and The Math Song (Y=X/5) button, plus stickers.
  • dozens of back issues of The People of Innsmouth, the official fanclub newsletter.

* (released in Spring 2007)
** (no black or dark shirts; Toren will work with you to design the shirt of your dreams/nightmares!)

All proceeds go to Vancouver’s Heart of the World multi-disciplinary arts facility – trying to raise half a million bucks for a down payment on the theater! – www.foxtongue.com

GO GET IT! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170068682216

(package may be delivered in conjunction with the release of the CD, depending on your location or shipping choice).
visit the online store at http://stores.ebay.com/Dead-Space-God

Something You Probably Got In Your Inbox From Me This Morning

I’m trying to think of some way I can better help out than just forwarding messages. Throw in a free Thickets mp3 to anyone who buys a share? Donate a dollar from each T-Shirt sale to the Heart of the World? An impromptu birthday auction without the birthday? Or I could donate some art? I wish I knew what happened to my 1001 Fundraising Ideas book. Must have traded it in.

Tuesday at the Media Club! (pass it on…)

An impromptu evening of acoustic music with a multimedia showcase of locally shot concert footage by Joel Flynn from the Vancouver indie media collective “the karmafia”. First acoustic set at 8pm followed by a video presentation in support of featuring concert footage from The National, Joseph Arthur, and The Tragically Hip. A second acoustic set will follow at 10 pm, and a potential open acoustic jam for any interested players.

The evening will be in support of “The Heart of the World Theatre” project, see www.foxtongue.com for more info on HotW. Cost $5 or cash donation at the door.
AND THE ONLY WAY IT GETS BUILT IS YOU! (who else is gonna bother? The government? Starbucks? Oprah?) Join us! The Heart of the World is waiting!

———-Somet

(If you can pass this letter to everyone you know, post it anywhere you can think of, no matter how inconsequential, we’ll have a better chance)

VANCOUVER NEEDS YOU

To Build it a Theatre

To Give it an Arts Scene

TO SAVE IT FROM ITSELF

We Have One Week Left.

Time is running out! Join the good fight with local hero Jhayne Holmes as she and her band of rebels, miscreants and true believers take on the forces of apathy, real estate and city hall to build this city a future! There’s an old theatre on commercial drive: it can be torn down to make another parking garage, a self-help day retreat for middle managers, or even more housing for the rich. . .

OR IT COULD BE SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY WANT.

THE HEART OF THE WORLD will be a place where any old artist, actor, film maker, hip kid, kindred spirit, and idea monger can find an outlet (and, more importantly, audience) for the creative endeavour of their choice! There is only one week left to make this idea a reality. Thousands of dollars are being committed and even that may not be enough! Spread the word! Buy shares! Nag your rich friends! Make the city scream for it! The Heart of The World arts centre is a place by the people, of the people and for the people.

AND THE ONLY WAY IT GETS BUILT IS YOU!

(who else is gonna bother? The government? Starbucks? Oprah?)

Join us! The Heart of the World is waiting!

Illustrating a Kids Book 3: Money

A little while later, I got the call from Dan on my answering machine asking to call him back. I kind of figured I was the Chosen One – if he was calling to say he gave the job to somebody else he surely would have said as much on the machine rather than ask for a callback.

The always awkward question of monetary remuneration came up, as it should. I never know what to charge for these sorts of things, and I always undercharge because I never think it’s going to take as much time and work as it does. And I find non-artists think that artists are superhuman–that it doesn’t take any amount of time or effort to create a masterpiece–and since what they produce is (traditionally) not something they can drive around in or watch movies on, it can’t be worth more than a couple of bucks. I’m not saying that Dan is one of those people–in fact Dan’s day job keeps him immersed in both art and music–but it’s one of those things that as an artist you have to keep in mind when you decide what jobs you will take for the budget that is offered. In this case, I am not only excited about the project, but I also view it as a stepping stone to larger things. It’s kind of nice to have, as my so-called cherry, this low-budget, two-man project, because there isn’t a ton of pressure with deadlines and unrealistic expectations. So now that I knew that Dan wanted to hire me, I had to decide once and for all if I wanted to be hired and under what terms and conditions. How much work would I be doing? What was the time frame? Would there be royalties? What if he pitches the book to a publishing outfit and they hire their own artist to do the illos based on my previous work? I set out to do some internet research on that front, which led me to buy the following books:

Graphic Artist’s Guild Handbook: Pricing & Ethical Guidelines and Business and Legal Forms for Illustrators. (if you don’t have those, try this site for some downloadable pdfs:

http://www.sessions.edu/career_center/design_tools/freelance_templates/index.asp)

keeping in mind these are no doubt in US prices) All the things like royalties and whatnot are things I won’t get into here, but I will say that Dan had a set budget that, if broken down onto a per-page basis was a little light compared to what my research garnered. But then again – I don’t think I have ever been paid as much for a job as these books said I should be getting! And as I mentioned, I didn’t consider this a straightforward illustration job like the work-for-hires I did for D&D books for so many years. This was a book that I had a vested interest in as a portfolio piece, as a stepping stone into a larger industry, and also a learning experience.

Nevertheless, given the unique nature of the project, we agreed to divide the project into separate phases and write up contracts for each phase. The first phase would be, essentially, designing the characters and producing one splash page that Dan could show to prospective publishing companies.