Dear Kelly and Paul.
You got robbed! I got robbed once and it is one of the worst feelings in the whole world. I hate thievery SO MUCH! Now you are short a computer, and let’s not forget that bowl of change. How will you do your laundry? And now you can’t afford to go to your chocolate seminar in Chicago. But by my greasy beard I do vow to pitch in and do some good! Kelly, you’ve got your Bad Girl Chocolates business. And Christmas is coming up and people are going to need their chocolates. So I tell you what – I will buy $20 worth of stuff from you – anything you got that you want to get rid of, whether it be stuff that’s not selling or you made too much of or a batch that came out only 99% perfect or whatever. I hear you’ll be at the Heritage Hall on Main & E 15th on all the weekends leading up to Christmas! So I will buy some and eat it, and pass some on to all the chocolate lovers I know, like Joyce’s co-workers for example! And if you give me some business cards I’ll pass them around. Tis the season to counteract the robbery woes!