Terlet humour

The roomrooms here have a panel you can press to open the door. You know, for disabled people. Trouble is, most people who go to the roomroom use it, not just the disableds. I don’t know if they’re just lazy, or if they don’t want to touch the bathroom door handle (I can relate). But using the button means the door takes forever to open, and stays open for probably 20 seconds. So, if you’re just about to get to the door and suddenly it starts to open verrrrry slowwwly you’re in an awkward position. Or if you’re in the bathroom and your grooming yourself in the mirror and somebody uses the button, everyone who passes the bathroom in the next 20 seconds is going to see you and again you’re in an awkward position. Just like imminent death syndrome.