Ok let me try this out…
There’s a mob…maybe the mob. Yes, the mob. And they’ve stop heisting trucks full of cigarettes (“what if your family didn’t like bread, they liked cigarettes?”) they heisted a truck full of barley. Yeah, that’s right. And they tried to unload the barley but the only people that were interested were some Scandinavian sailors who just arrived in port from a whaling expedition.
What would be a good title for this story?
“Barley She Blows” ah, maybe “Lars, Karl and the Mob” or “The Beef Barley Soup Gang” or “Dock of Spilt Barley” or “Blood, Swet and Barley” or
Keep trying. You’re getting closer. Wanna hint?
Of course I wanna hint! You and your mob based tainted barley!
Think reggae band
Oh. So something like Mob Barley and the Whalers.
bingo
Bad Puns Must Die! (Not you Marlo) Arrrrrrggggghhhh!!!