Robbers!

Dear Kelly and Paul.

You got robbed! I got robbed once and it is one of the worst feelings in the whole world. I hate thievery SO MUCH! Now you are short a computer, and let’s not forget that bowl of change. How will you do your laundry? And now you can’t afford to go to your chocolate seminar in Chicago. But by my greasy beard I do vow to pitch in and do some good! Kelly, you’ve got your Bad Girl Chocolates business. And Christmas is coming up and people are going to need their chocolates. So I tell you what – I will buy $20 worth of stuff from you – anything you got that you want to get rid of, whether it be stuff that’s not selling or you made too much of or a batch that came out only 99% perfect or whatever. I hear you’ll be at the Heritage Hall on Main & E 15th on all the weekends leading up to Christmas! So I will buy some and eat it, and pass some on to all the chocolate lovers I know, like Joyce’s co-workers for example! And if you give me some business cards I’ll pass them around. Tis the season to counteract the robbery woes!

Bad Snow! Bad!

All this snow is really wreaking havoc with the Thickets schedule. We were supposed to have 4 practices before our recording date on the 9th, but so far 2 have been cancelled due to weather. Thinking about the possibility that I can’t get out and back on the upcoming Sunday and Tuesday brings dark fear into my fleshy heart. There is still more work to do before we hit the record button. My brother, who lives on a mountain in Chilliwack, is snowed in. Don’t tell my mom, but his pipes are frozen so he’s got no water and his truck won’t start. Even if it did getting up and down the mountain is a precarious venture.

Snow is a pain in the arse, but it is pretty.

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The trees aren’t used to the weight of snow! Watch your head.

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Skis in the park

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This tree was full of robins enjoying berry snow cones.
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Wow! Look at the huge snow drift on that building!

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A few hours before I realized I have another cold.

Some Michael Moore Rhetoric

Tomorrow marks the day that we will have been in Iraq longer than we were in all of World War II. That’s right. We were able to defeat all of Nazi Germany, Mussolini, and the entire Japanese empire in LESS time than it’s taken the world’s only superpower to secure the road from the airport to downtown Baghdad. And we haven’t even done THAT.

Silly George Bush. Trix are for kids!

Of course in WWII there were a few other armies involved than just the American, but still, crazyness.

Greasy Spawn Toques!

They come in Cthulhu Green and Nyarlathotep Black!

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If you want one (Christmas is coming!) let me know, I should have prices by tomorrow. My estimate: $16-20

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Little Mister Sunshine

I saw Little Miss Sunshine with Joyous the other day. Thereat I saw the trailer for History Boys. Richard “Withnail and I, Harry Potter” Griffiths looks like he’s on the way out. Alan Arkin could go soon too (and if you saw the movie, you have a hint at what made me think about this). Okay, okay, we all know death is sad. But I think of it this way. A person is like a ginormous library. Not just a library full of textbooks and manuals–the factbook that matter changes form when the particles heat up and move faster is in everyone‘s library–but everyone has wisdoms and insights that are extremely particular to their life. Everyone has brilliant and valuable observations about life that are unique to them. That’s the unique library inside everyone. Thankfully, a lot of smart people record their thoughts and ideas, one way or another. I will never have a chance to meet Edward Gorey and ask him specific questions, but he has a huge published volume of work that I can access at any time. So does Alan Arkin, in his films (and apparently some kids books and sci-fi tales!). But I know that the thoughts and ideas that make it into print are but a fraction of the libaries in people’s heads. And that’s the real sad part.

But who would have time to read all those books anyway? Not me. One day they’ll just download everyone’s thoughts and ideas into a giant computer that we all are connected with at all times and life will be a twisted nightmare of non-identity. Until then, enjoy!

Slackademics*: Comicology 101 – History & Appreciation of Comics

Slackademics*: Comicology 101 – History & Appreciation of Comics
will occur
Friday Dec 1 at 7pm
at
Chez Toren: 1015 13th Ave West (corner of Oak) – apartment 302
604-737-4283 (cat on premises)

It will also be a comic book swap meet!
By all means bring foodstuffs if you are able.
Superhero t-shirts encouraged.

*What is Slackademics? See below.

RSVP

SLACKADEMICS FAQ:

Yeah, school is okay, but there is another way to learn things. People I know have lots of skills. They are willing to share them, and they want to learn new ones, and nobody has to spend any silly school fees – just a little time. Regardez le Slackademics Vancouver. Whenever somebody wants to teach a class, we determine demand and set it up. People bring food and, where applicable, required supplies.

WHAT? Communal learning.

HOW? If somebody offers to teach a subject, they can contact me, Toren Atkinson at thickets@uniserve.com or post a comment at   http://www.myspace.com/slackademicsvancouver. Then we wait for the news to spread, interest to grow, and people to raise their hands and say “I want to come.”

WHERE? This is mostly up to the teacher. Quite often a teacher will want to work in a familiar environment, possibly his or her home.

WHEN? When we have a teacher and enough students for a specific subject and a place to have the given class, we will organize it subject to the majority’s availability. Usually weeknights or weekends.

WHY? Because I want to learn guitar and you want to learn how to draw.

HOW MUCH: A potluck donation.

Yes, Slackademics is FREE.

BUT! It is an institution created in the spirit of cooperation and awesomeness. You will be expected to be courteous and respect your host and teacher and the environment. You should bring food to the classes/workshops for your teacher and fellow students. You should not say you’re going to come and then cancel at the last minute. If you have any skills that you can teach, we hope that you will volunteer to teach a class.

PRIVACY: I have had my email address and my snail mail address on the internet pretty much since 1993. I have never had any problems as a result of that, but then again I am not a woman. This whole concept involves potential strangers coming into your home, or that of your buddy’s. So please be aware of that, and let me say that it is your right as an instructor or a slackademics host to refuse anyone–on any grounds without any kind of explanation–of your services or personal space. Please feel free to screen your students before you give out your home address or any other personal information.

I won’t be sending out bulletins willy nilly. I doubt we’ll have more than one class a month, but there will be announcements made when there’s a new class offered and similar news.

Some Future Art from My Past

It’s time I dug up more old art. These are from Spaceship Zero: The Roleplaying Game, which you can buy at your favourite local gaming store.
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Join SpaceCorp! Impress your nephew!

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Here we see the seamy innards of Spaceship Zero herself. Note the stowaway.

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Your typical SpaceCorp utility robot.

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The evil hydronauts – deep ones from space!

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Space pirates live in the asteroid belt, waiting to prey on hydronauts and humans alike.

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This is how you use a rocket belt.

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What terrible secrets lie inside the astro-automaton?

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Everybody’s favourite.