10 Movies Meme (Except Not 10)

I was nominated by Mike Myhre for 1 movie a day for 10 days. No explanation, no reviews, just the poster of a film that influenced my love of films.

Except I will give very thorough explanations and reviews.
And I will not ask anyone to do the same. Who needs that kind of pressure?


Day 1: Alien

I’m not sure if I’ve seen this in the theater. In 1979 I was a child (more so than now) but whenever it was that I first saw it, it had a very lasting impression. There are three recurring dreams that I have throughout my life: Bus rides that strand me somewhere; hanging out with Jack Black, and being chased by the xenomorph(s) in Alien. I will always take an alien dream over a bus stranding dream.

I remember three scenes really stood out from my initial viewing as a young man: Sigourney Weaver’s panties (of course); the rattling chain scene where Harry Dean Stanton is looking for Jonesy (weird that there’s so much water on a space ship), and the brutal altercation with Ash.

Oh, and sure, I guess the chest bursting scene.

The film has such masterful pacing, true-to-life characters, incredible set and creature design. Of course H.R Giger was a huge influence on my own art for years, but that’s a different story. They know not to show the alien (although they probably go too far once or twice) and it’s legitimately scary partly because they never really explain where it came from (I’m looking at you Prometheus and Covenant)

It’s a 10/10 for me.


Day #2. Dark Star
Keeping in the same neighborhood as Alien, this weird movie started as a student film by John Carpenter and Dan O’Bannon. It follows the crew of the Dark Star, who are 20 years into their mission to blow up unstable planets that may interfere with colonization. They are very bored and have let themselves go. They bicker amongst themselves or isolate from the rest of the crew. Dan O’Bannon plays Pinback and keeps a video log where he complains about his crew.

The film is alternately brilliant and very boring (one of the crew has set up a kind of bottle-o-phone musical instrument where he plays it badly for several excruciating minutes… but it does put you in the characters mind frame). On the other end, the scene where Lt. Doolittle tries to talk one of the planet-buster bombs out of detonating is not easily forgotten.

The scene with Pinback chasing the beachball alien around the ship inspired him to pen the original screenplay for Alien. I met O’Bannon’s wife at an HPL Convention and she was very friendly.

The uniqueness of this film had a strong affect on me creatively. It partially inspired the creation of the Spaceship Zero album by my band The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, and the tabletop RPG that came soon after. The idea of a crew that was bored, stir crazy, with big bushy beards who had way too much time on their hands was quite appealing.

I give this film 8/10, which is probably way more than it deserves. But it’s special to me so it gets extra credit.

Day #3: Heavy Metal
For a guy who’s into animation I wasn’t much influenced by Disney or other popular animated films during my childhood. Secret of NIMH might be an exception. I was much more influenced by Saturday morning cartoons.

Heavy Metal on the other hand, definitely was for me. Monsters, mutants, zombies, warriors, magic, and sex. I was into comics and this was connected to that world. I don’t remember exactly when I saw it, but I had a friend who had an extensive amount of DVDs and we hung out a lot watching movie after movie, many of which were probably not age appropriate.

Being an anthology movie, HM had both the advantage and disadvantage of being uneven. If a section wasn’t interesting to me, it would be over in 10 minutes… Voice acting by SCTV actors. Devo and Black Sabbath. Moebius and Richard Corben (with whom I had the pleasure of working with on Spaceship Zero). And ANOTHER Dan O’Bannon connection (that’s three in a row if you’re counting).

Was it a masterpiece? No. But it was cool, and that’s something.
7/10

Day #4: Locke

Never would I have thought in a million years that I would be so glued to a 1 hour 25 minute movie that takes place entirely in a car, with the main actor talking to an otherwise unseen cast on speaker phone.

It goes to show how incredibly important writing and acting are to a film. I mean, we all inherently know this (right, 1999 George Lucas?). This is the kind of movie that could be a play. And I like many movies that are also plays (Glengarry Glen Ross, The Big Kahuna)

Now I’m not besmirching the cinematography, direction, editing of this film but it’s certainly an eye-opening exercise in film appreciation, and structure. The phone conversations were recorded in real-time, vehicle and road noise included, and they filmed the movie in 12 takes, two full takes of the film per night over 6 nights. Tom had a cold during this shoot and they worked it into the script. Really quite an achievement.

Oh yeah, Tom Holland plays his son (over the phone, of course)

9/10 from me.

Day 5: Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973)

Really I could say 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958), Jason and the Argonauts (1963) Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977) or Clash of the Titans (1981). These are all Ray Harryhausen fantasy films that I grew up with. But I will choose Golden Voyage because although there’s monsters to love in all those films (especially the sword fight with the skeletons in Jason) I think Golden Voyage might be the most fantastical, evocative, and threatening of the bunch. The eye tattoo on the hand, the golden-masked Vizier, the animated wooden ship figurehead, the idol of Kali, the centaur vs griffin fight, the invisible wizard (Tom Baker) and the impressive, uh…costume of Caroline Munro…all the elements were in place to foster a love of film trickery, animation, and D&D.

Of course what can you say about the legendary stop motion of Ray Harryhausen? As a kid I gobbled it up…couldn’t get enough of it.

Golden Voyage 6/10
7th Voyage of Sinbad 7/10 (appropriate)
Jason and the Argonauts 7/10
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger 5/10
Clash of the Titans 4/10

Day 6: Miller’s Crossing

In 1987 Joel and Ethan Coen wrote, produced and directed Raising Arizona. In 1991 they released Barton Fink, which they wrote in 3 weeks when writer’s block prevented them from completing the writing for Miller’s Crossing.

In between these two great films they released this neo-noir tale of two rival gang bosses vying for control of their city, primarily through the machinations of their second-in-commands.

There are few movies I’ve watched as much as Miller’s Crossing. It drew me in upon first viewing with its style, cinematography, characters, and its teasingly impenetrable 20’s slang. That dialogue is part of what makes the movie so dense, but there’s so much more to it. And it’s through these multiple viewings which have allowed me to crack some of the many layers of this movie. One picks up on sound cues in the background that tell you what time of day it is… becoming accustomed to the bombastic violence after the first couple viewings frees up your attention to move towards the more subtle inferences of unseen relationships and other activities that go on before and between scenes, and their connections.

Every character is memorable in their own way, even the small walk-ons, like the fast-talking Steve Buscemi leave a bold impression. And another strong female lead role with Marcia Gay Harden.

And then there’s the score – my introduction to Carter Burwell, who the Coens have used for most of their oeuvre, a perfect fit.

10/10 for me.

Day 7: From the man who brought you Happy Feet and Babe: Pig in the City, comes Mad Max Fury Road.

Really I could have put Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior here.

So…. I don’t love the first Mad Max. It’s fine but it doesn’t get its hooks into me the way Road Warrior and Fury Road do. I love post-apocalyptic films and MM1 isn’t really post-apocalyptic enough for me.

As a storyboard artist, Fury Road is a masterclass in action storytelling. And George Miller, with the help of 5 artists, designed the film in storyboards in 1999 — before even writing the screenplay. It came out as about 3,500 panels, almost the same number of shots as in the finished film. There’s not a lot of dialogue in the film, by design, as Miller wanted the story to play visually, so even if you didn’t speak English (and with no subtitles) you could follow. Visual storytelling, baby! And even as an English speaker, there’s so much post-apoc jargon (and heavy Australian accents) that much of the dialogue went over my head the first time(s) I watched it without subtitles. War boys? Aqua Cola? Fucacima Kamakrazee?

It doesn’t bother me that the Mad Max world isn’t realistic, with gas and bullets being wasted in these souped up cars…the fantasy aesthetic works for me. And the production design is just astounding. All of those cars are working cars. those crazy acrobats are really jumping around on top of moving vehicles, the guitar really blew fire…and it really brings a verisimilitude to that world that other CGI-loaded movies can’t match.

But, Toren, there were 2000 visual effects shots! Well if you’ve watched the special features you know that a lot of those were enhancing landscapes, adding in chains and harpoon lines, getting rid of Charlize Theron’s arm, and other stuff that could never be done in picture. Sure, the giant lightning sand storm was The point is that despite the crazy action and crashes that COULD have been done in post, were done on set, and it illustrates the point of how important that is for a movie’s audience to be engaged on that level. That sort of connection to the real world is very difficult to fake. And I love that.

And that soundtrack! The perfect match for the film. Every track is gold.

My shameful personal story is that based on the first trailers it looked so amazing that I had a genuine fear that I would be let down once I sat to watch it in the theater for the first time. And even as I was watching in the theater, I was waiting, almost scowling, for that let-down moment to come, because it had to, right? It all seemed to good to be true. It’s a modern movie! It’s not going to be better than Road Warrior! …But that moment..after that adrenaline endurance test of a car chase to get away from the starting point, and you’re halfway through the movie, and then you realize the second half of the movie is them going BACK to their starting point and engage the bad guys they just got away from. That’s a ballsy move for any film, and you think it can’t get any stronger than the first chase, and then it does NOT disappoint. When the credits rolled I was in this weird state of mind like “how could I have been so wrong?” So, kudos to George Miller.

9/10

Day 8: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

1985 (or a couple years later): I remember renting “Warriors of the Wind” from the video store. Which turned out to be a heavily edited (22 minutes were cut) version of Hayao Miyazaki’s second feature film, set in a post-apocalyptic future filled with toxic jungles and giant insects, where a young woman gets mixed up in a conflict between two warring nations who both want the power of an ancient weapon.

The uncut version of the film would not be available in Canada until 2005. Could it possibly be that I didn’t see the full version until then? I was doing a lot of tape trading during the 90s so maybe I gut the uncut version before I bought the Disney dvd release.

Anyway, there’s so much I love about this movie. The design of the world, the design of the creatures, the design of the flying machines. You really feel the grandeur and of the world, but Nausicaa also makes it intimate, with her connection to it, and the movie takes enough time that you can appreciate the visuals, the sound design…you can almost smell it at times. You feel the power of the war machines and the ancient demon, and how they really outclass the simple farmers in the valley of the wind. And Nausicaa is a great character that you rally behind as much as her townsfolk. But she’s not a Mary Sue either – she has an almost magical connection with animals, and is trying to understand the nature of the toxic forest with science, but she loses control of her temper and has regrets. I identified with her as someone who is just trying to understand the world while getting caught between assholes with their power-grab agendas. But even then this movie, through Nausicaa, brings you close to these characters so that you understand their point of view, if not their actions. And when the shit hits the fan in the last act you are with Nausicaa all the way.

They say that when you are a certain age you are more impressionable and later in your life you remember things more vividly from that time. Perhaps this movie came into my life at the perfect time, and that has influenced my reaction to this film even to this day. But I think the art and the story are really undeniably great. And what a time in my life to learn what I think is the real lesson of this movie (besides the environmentalist message of most of Myazaki’s films): empathy. It’s what Nausicaa is all about, and you kind of want everyone at the end of this film to be okay. But I won’t spoil it for you if you haven’t seen it.

And let’s talk about Joe Hisaishi the composer. The film is an interesting mix of orchestral, 80s synth, and a bit of sitar thrown in. Hisaish has done a lot of great scores for Ghibli over the years, but the main theme and The Battle between Mehve and Corvette transport me every time.

I think the one and only thing in the movie that I don’t connect with is the “prophecy” angle. I don’t think it’s necessary, and it bookends the film in a way that kinda sorta feels tacked on a bit.

One of the scores of nerd shops at Nakano Broadway, Kyoto

I’ll add that when I went to Japan last year (specifically Nakano Broadway and various shops in Kyoto) I had the good fortune to see some really amazing models and toys from Nausicaa, which added a whole other layer of appreciation.

In conclusion, 10/10 – most favourite movie of all time.

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) stars Sumi Shimamoto. Dir: Hayao Miyazaki

Best of 2019

In the immortal words of Strong Bad – “IT’S OVER!” Time for a brief look back at what made 2019 interesting.

Best meme: Jonathan Frakes asking questions:

Best word added to Oxford English Dictionary:
clabbydoo, n.: “A large dark mussel; esp. the northern horse mussel, Modiolus modiolus.”

Best newly discovered species: janolus flavoanulatus, a yellow ringed seaslug of the Philippines. 

Best source of ancient hunter-gatherer DNA: 5700 year old birch pitch “chewing gum” in Lolland, Denmark

Best case of poetic justice: Rhino poacher eaten by lions in Kruger National Park, South Africa

Best Movie Monster: The All-paca from Richard Stanley’s The Color Out of Space

Best Magic: The Gathering card: Bake Into A Pie (Throne of Eldraine set)

Best animated series I haven’t watched yet: Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal.

Best Star Trek release: Short Trek “The Trouble with Edward”

Best zombie film with a ‘oner’: One Cut of the Dead

Best new podcast: Toren’s Guide to Everything (plug! plug!)

The Incomplete History of the Saturday Morning Cartoon Party

Around 1998, a couple years after I moved to Vancouver, once I lived in a place with a living space big enough to accommodate guests, I organized what would become a sometimes annual tradition. The first few didn’t have themes but on or before 2001 I came up with themes and printed out the schedules. Here they are!

2001 (Fourth Annual) Theme: Robots and Automatons

2002 theme: Origin Stories

2003 (Sixth) Theme: The Supernatural

2004 (Seventh) Theme: Double Trouble

2005 (Eighth) Theme: Outer Space

2006 (Ninth) Theme: Jokes!

2007 (Tenth) Theme: Mind Games

2008 (Eleventh) theme: Time!

2009 – SMCP Goes Public

For a year or two we did weekly screenings at venues like the Rio Theater and VIVO. Then we got burned out and quit. Until….

2017 Theme: Cats (in Memoriam, Kodos)

Saturday, September 30, 2017 at 9:55 AM. Back to private functions in Toren’s living room.

I did not craft a printed schedule but here’s the itinerary:

Schoolhouse Rock: Conjunction Junction
Star Trek Animated: Mudd’s Passion
Superfriends: Attack of the Cats
Looney Tunes: Mouse Wreckers
Swat Kats: A Bright and Shiny Future
Thundercats: The Unholy Alliance
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack: Who Let the Cats Out of the Old Bag’s House?
Adventure Time: Fiona and Cake
The Amazing World of Gumball: The World
Powerpuff Girls: Cat Man Do
Steven Universe: Cat Fingers
Mighty Mouse New Adventures: Catastrophe Cat
Samurai Jack: Imakandi
Simpsons: Citizen Kang
Ren & Stimpy: Rubber Nipple Salesmen
Thundarr: Treasure of the Moks

2018 Theme: Dreams and Nightmares

2019 Theme: Dungeons and Dragons

2020

skipped!

2021 Theme: GOING VIRTUAL

The Best of 2019

In the immortal words of Strong Bad – “IT’S OVER!” Time for a brief look back at what made 2019 interesting.

Best meme: Jonathan Frakes asking questions:

Best word added to Oxford English Dictionary:
clabbydoo, n.: “A large dark mussel; esp. the northern horse mussel, Modiolus modiolus.”

Best newly discovered species: janolus flavoanulatus, a yellow ringed seaslug of the Philippines. 

Best source of ancient hunter-gatherer DNA: 5700 year old birch pitch “chewing gum” in Lolland, Denmark

Best case of poetic justice: Rhino poacher eaten by lions in Kruger National Park, South Africa

Best Movie Monster: The All-paca from Richard Stanley’s The Color Out of Space

Best Magic: The Gathering card: Bake Into A Pie (Throne of Eldraine set)

Best animated series I haven’t watched yet: Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal.

Best Star Trek release: Short Trek “The Trouble with Edward”

Best zombie film with a ‘oner’: One Cut of the Dead

Best new podcast: Toren’s Guide to Everything (plug! plug!)

Finding Ghibli Merchandise in Tokyo and Kyoto Japan

Let me start with this link to all the Donguri official shops in Japan and then move on to my personal experiences and other shops
https://www.kanpai-japan.com/travel-guide/donguri-official-ghibli-shops

In Tokyo

Tokyo Station’s Character Street, two minutes away from Tokyo Station’s Yaesu exit, inside First Avenue Tokyo Station, you can find the shop named Donguri Kyōwakoku.
Find more info at the link, including detailed instructions on finding the shop:
https://matcha-jp.com/en/2039

In the Akihabara shopping hub of Tokyo there is a shop called Kotobukiya that has many of the same items that you would find in the other Ghibli stores listed here, you can find them on the first floor in the back corner
http://en.kotobukiya.co.jp/kotobukiya-akihabara-store-floor-guide/

In Tokyo Shibuya area the Mega Don Quijote has a decent selection of stuff on the second floor toy area.
28-6 Udagawacho, Shibuya City, Tokyo 154-0042
03-5428-4086
https://g.co/kgs/oyPDNv

In Kamakura Komachi Dori Shopping Area, the Ghibli shop technically has two floors but they are two side-by-side boutiques. Here there are a few items that I didn’t see elsewhere
どんぐり共和国 鎌倉店
〒248-0006 Kanagawa, Kamakura, Komachi, 1 Chome−5−6 松秀ビル
0467-24-7705
https://g.co/kgs/baHm32

In Nakano Broadway
And of course if you are at Nakano Broadway you wont need to go far to find some truly outstanding stuff both new and vintage. Start on the second and third floor. I saw a large, extremely rare hebikera (flying centipede) toy/model from Nausicaa and Laputa: Castle in the Sky robot stackable game

In Kyoto

Google “Ghibli shop Kyoto.” Two locations will pop up in Gion neighborhood. They both have unassuming store fronts but are surprisingly large on the inside, especially the one with the cafe (the Northernmost of the two). They have many wonderful items at various price points that puts the Tokyo Ghibli Museum gift shop to shame. It is a short walk between the two shops and I found unique items in each so visit both if you can! And if you’re not interested in Ghibli then disregard. Happy to answer any questions

Donguri Address: 363-22-2 Masuyacho, Higashiyama Ward, Kyoto, 605-0826, Japan

Ghibli Studios Shop Kyoto Address:  〒605-0862 Kyoto, Higashiyama Ward, 清水2ー224

2019 Saturday Morning Cartoon Party: Dungeons and Dragons edition

This year the theme for my annual Saturday Morning Cartoon Party was… Dungeons and Dragons! I included cartoons in which the characters played D&D (in some version or another) but also some cartoons that were set in a fantasy world similar to D&D (Visionaries, Gummi Bears, Korgoth of Barbaria). It’s a long list and there were actually some cartoons on theme that I didn’t include due to time constraints (Voltron “Monsters and Mana”; My Little Pony “Dungeons & Discord”

Here’s the final schedule:

Visionaries “The Age of Magic Begins”; Reboot “Wizards, Warriors and a Word from Our Sponsor”; She-Ra and the Princesses of Power “Roll With It”; Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh “Lords & Lasers”; TMNT “Mazes and Mutants”; Teen Titans Go “Riding the Dragon”; Gummi Bears “A New Beginning”; Adventure Time “Dungeon”; Dexter’s Laboratory “D&DD” ; Wander Over Yonder “The Hero”; Gravity Falls “Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons”‘ Spongebob “Dunces and Dragons”; Amazing World of Gumball “The Master”; Dungeons and Dragons “Day of the Dungeon Master”‘ The Superfriends “Lord of Middle Earth”‘ Regular Show “But I Have A Receipt!”; Harmonquest “The Quest Begins”‘ Korgoth of Barbaria “The Golden Goblin of the Fourth Age”‘ Home Movies “Renaissance”

  • Here’s the cereal buffet!

At about the halfway point I did trivia. Here are the questions – how did you do???

  1. In the Dexter’s Laboratory episode “D&DD”, Dexter’s character is Hodo the Furry Footed Burrower. To what D&D race is this a reference?

2. In the Futurama episode “How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back” which iconic D&D monster guarded a corridor in the Central Bureaucracy Headquarters?

3. In the episode “Mazes & Mutants” the ninja turtles LARP in the sewer tunnels, perhaps an homage to which 1982 movie starring Tom Hanks?

4. The classes of the children in the D&D cartoon are: ranger, barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier and acrobat. Only one of these is a class that’s available to play in the Basic Set of D&D (1977). Name that class.

5. IN the D&D cartoon, Venger has a sycophantic servant. The type of creature and the name it goes by are the same two words. What are they?

6. In the Adventure Time episode “Dungeon” Finn comes across an ooze that resembles which classic 6-sided monster from D&D?

7. In the Simpsons episode “Home Goes to College” Homer plays D&D with his new geek friends. His character was slain by what creature/race?

VOICE ACTOR SECTION:

8. In the 2012 TMNT series, Raphael is voiced by an actor who famously played a hobbit on the silver screen. a) Who is the actor? AND b) What is the name of the hobbit?

9. In Futurama episode #216 “anthology of interest 1” which creator of D&D guest starred?

10. Zummi Gummi is voiced by Paul Winchell, He is better known for voicing which cartoon tiger?

Donny Most

11. Eric the Cavalier was voiced by Donny Most, who is best known for playing “Ralph Malf” on which live action TV sitcom?

12. Brendan Small co-created Home Movies. he went on to create and provide voice and music for which cartoon series featuring the heavy metal band “Dethklok”?

Dethklok

13. Name the comedian who guested on the premiere of Harmonquest who also voiced Mr Peanutbutter on Bojack Horseman, Deputy mayor Cunningham on Bob’s Burgers, and Gladstone Gander on the new Ducktales.

14. This actor voiced Uni and Tiamat in the D&D cartoon, but also voiced Elminster and Korax in the Baldur’s Gate video game. Who dis?
Hint: he is probably the most prolific voice actor in cartoon history – his most recent imdb role is in the 2020 film Scoob

TIE BREAKERS…

Dirk the Daring, Princess Daphne and the evil dragon Singe are characters in a 1983 arcade game that went on to become a short-lived saturday morning cartoon. What is the name?

In Stranger Things season 1, what is the name they give the monster which they borrow from the D&D game they’re playing

ANSWERS BELOW!

  1. HALFLING
  2. BEHOLDER
  3. 3MAZES AND MONSTERS
  4. THIEF
  5. SHADOW DEMON
  6. GELATINOUS CUBE
  7. ELF
  8. A: SEAN ASTIN; B: SAMWISE GAMGEE
  9. GARY GYGAX
  10. TIGGER
  11. HAPPY DAYS
  12. METALOCALYPSE
  13. PAUL F TOMPKINS
  14. FRANK WELKER
  15. TIE BREAKERS Dirk the Daring, Princess Daphne and the evil dragon Singe are characters in a 1983 arcade game DRAGON’S LAIR
  16. In Stranger Things season 1, the monster name which they borrow from D&D: DEMOGORGON

Top Five D&D-Themed Cartoons

Now that the 2019 Atomic D&D Tournament has concluded (Congratulations Kim, Ren, Carolina and Kieran!) I thought it might be fun to look at some of the best cartoons that feature Dungeons & Dragons!


1983: Dungeons and Dragons (Marvel/TSR) – The series featured six everyday 80s kids who rode a D&D carnival ride into another dimension, are given the coveted (by Venger, voiced by Peter “Megatron” Cullen) Weapons of Power by the enigmatic Dungeon Master, and joined by Uni the unicorn. Lots of great eps but “The Dragon’s Graveyard” in which the kids stop running and face Venger (with the aid of Tiamat the 5-headed dragon) is intense!

1994 : Reboot “Wizards, Warriors and a Word From Our Sponsor” (Mainframe) – Bob, Dot, Enzo and Mike the TV must learn to work together to overcome traps, giant spiders, and battle carrots in a game called “A Dungeon Deep.”

Dexter’s Laboratory “D&DD”

1997: Dexter’s Laboratory “D&DD” (Cartoon Network) – As Game Master for the game “Mazes & Monsters,” Dexter cheats dice rolls and is obsessed with killing his friends’ characters. When his sister Dee Dee takes over the game the kids have a lot more fun, except Dexter who is forced to play the role of Hodo the furry-footed burrower.

2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “Mazes & Mutants” (Nickelodeon) Paul Ruebens (Pee-Wee Herman) plays a nerdy mutant who makes the heroes’ LARP (Live Action Role-Play) into reality…or does he?!?

2016 Teen Titans Go “Riding The Dragon” (DC/Warner) – Robin’s adherence to the rules of “Dragon’s Fire” sucks the joy out of the game for the rest of the team. An important lesson for all Dungeon Masters out there!

SPECIAL MENTION:

Superfriends “Lord of Middle Earth” 1979

1979 “Lord of Middle Earth” – Superfriends Season 4. Not good, but definitely notable as a very blatant “homage” to Tolkien, as the heroes quest for a magic ring so they can defeat the evil wizard who has turned them into ‘trolls’ (hobbits).

Other notable shows:
Home: Adventures with Tip and Oh “Lords and Lasers”
Spongebob Squarepants “Dunces and Dragons”
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic “Dungeons and Discords”
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power “Roll With It”
Voltron Legendary Defender “Monsters and Mana”
Gravity Falls “Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons”
Regular Show “But I Have A Receipt”
Amazing World of Gumball “The Master”
Harmonquest (any episode)

Fight Fire with Fire Movies

Beware – the season of forest fires in BC is nigh. FIRE BAD… unless it’s portrayed in a movie for our entertainment. Here are my top 3 fire scenes in film AND the top 3 takeways from wildland firefighting training that my firefighter friend Allan wants you to know

#3 fire tip: Never ever EVER throw cigarettes from car windows.
#3 movie scene: A young girl with telekinetic powers loses it at the prom, and starts an electrical fire in Carrie (1976)

#2 fire tip: If you live in an area where evacuation is possible, keep an emergency evacuation kit in your vehicle.
#2 movie scene: after a few false starts, Kurt Russel deals with the titular monster in the Thing (1982) in the original “kill it with fire” moment.

#1 fire tip: When given an evacuation order, comply immediately.
#1 movie scene: John Goodman runs down a blazing hotel hallway shouting “I will show you the life of the mind!” in the Coen Brothers’ Barton Fink (1992)

Craving more pop culture on wildfires? Check out my podcast causticsodapodcast.com/2015/06/01/wildfires/

Star Trek Enterprise – Just The Essentials

So you’ve decided to watch Enterprise, but you’re not sure you’re ready to commit to all 98 episodes? Just want to get the gist of it?

I’m here to help!

These are the episodes that I deem worth watching, either because a) they’re an important part of the main story, b) they set something up that will become important, or c) they’re just plain good episodes!

SEASON ONE: 10 episodes to watch (or 11 depending on how you count the pilot)

E1-E2: Broken Bow Parts 1 and 2. In which we learn that Vulcans in the Enterprise era are assholes. This is fine. They are also very emotional. Introduces the Suliban and the ‘temporal cold war.’ Also there’s Klingons. WATCH IT.

E3. Fight or Flight. I like it, gives a sense that space is dangerous. But also sets up that Hoshi is useless. WATCH IT.

E4. Strange New World. Skip it
E5. Unexpected. Trip gets pregnant, there’s a holodeck of sorts, plus Klingons. Your call.
E6. Terra Nova. Skip it.

E7. The Andorian Incident. The Andorians claim a Vulcan Monastery is a spy post. Are they paranoid? Introduces Commander Shran (Jeffrey Combs). WATCH IT

E8. Breaking the Ice. Skip it.
E9. Civilization. Skip it.
E10. Fortunate Son. Watch it if you like Nausicaans. Otherwise, skip it.

E11. Cold Front. Remember the temporal cold war? WATCH IT.

E12. Silent Enemy. Skip it.

E13. Dear Doctor. Lots of Phlox and the rumblings of a Prime Directive. WATCH IT.

E14. Sleeping Dogs. Has Klingons. WATCH IT

E15. Shadow’s of P’Jem. Political stuff between Vulcans and Andorians. Jeffrey Combs! WATCH IT

E16. Shuttlepod One. Skip it.

E17. Fusion. The origin of the mind meld? WATCH IT

E18. Rogue Planet. Skip it

E19. Acquisition. It was established in TNG that no species from the Federation had contact with Ferengi before the Enterprise D encountered them in the first season of TNG. This episode mostly contradicts that, but it’s a fun episode with Clint Howard (Balok from TOS), Ethan Phillips (Neelix from VOY) and Jeffrey Combs (DS9). WATCH IT

E20. Oasis. Skip it.
E21. Detained. Skip it
E22. Vox Sola. Skip it
E23. Fallen Hero. Skip it
E24. Desert Crossing. Skip it
E25. Two Days and Two Nights. Skip it

E26. Shockwave Part 1. The Enterprise kills everyone and the world goes to shit. Temporal cold war episode! WATCH IT. 

Stay tuned for Season 2!