Star Trek Convention

Today I dropped into the Star Trek Convention at the Sheraton Wall Centre downtown for a few hours. It was totally ridiculous and fun. I only had time to stay for 2 events: the auction and the Q&A with Armin Shimerman.

The auction was outrageous. There were people in that room who dropped $500-$1000 on vinyl banners of Shatner and Nimoy etc. I’m all for nerdy crap but in the words of Shatner on SNL — “get a life.” I can think of a dozen things off the top of my head to do with $1000 besides buy memorabilia. Yes the price tag included front of the line privileges at the autograph table with the stars, but still. How about buying a kid a text book? The whole scene was extremely entertaining but I had to shake my head.

The next event was a talk with Quark from Deep Space Nine. Super nice guy and he performed a bit of Shakespeare for us. I wanted to get my $20 worth so I went up and asked him about acting through the ferengi teeth. Jar Jar Binks was there. Yeah, that’s right.

Oh and I met with Duncan and Sonja and we stole some peoples seats. At least for a while.

And in other sci-fi news, earlier in the morning I went with Mike to the workshop of Chris who is making our spaceship wreckage for the “20 Minutes of Oxygen” video shoot. It’s going to be awesome.

Raw Canvas

I’ll be at Raw Canvas Gallery downtown today around 8pm for a reading from Spaceship Zero the Roleplaying Game (yes, I’ll do all the character voices) and to sell you my books, t-shirts, CDs and misc. What do you think of that?

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Classic Fantasy Hireling Generator

I whipped off a few sketches in marker for this neato Random Hireling Generator. Whether or not you play D&D, you should play around with it – it’s fun.

This generator is intended for introductory level play using the OD&D, Basic, or 1E gamesystems and their retroclones.

The party may attempt to recruit hirelings/henchmen once per day, by buying drinks at the local tavern, paying for posted notices, and distributing sword-for-hire pamphlets. This costs a base of 5gp.

They may also enlist the services of a town crier, increasing the total cost to 10gp.

WWFJ Collectible Cards? Yes!

For the 2010 Chicagoland Entertainment Collectibles Expo this year I was asked to draw some cards for the Treasure Chest of Art charity project, benefitting the Pediatric Oncology Treasure Chest Foundation. Among the other artists are Mark Texeira, Jeff (D&D) Easley, Norm (Batman)Breyfogle, Dan (Nocturnals) Brereton, Evan Dorkin, Arthur (Heavy Metal) Suydam, and Adam (Wonder Woman) Hughes, among many others. This is the first time the World Wildlife Federation of Justice characters will appear in the same project as the Star Wars universe. Here are my submissions – it’s a veritable Who’s Who of the WWFJ universe!

Caustic Soda Podcast 8: “Yar! Pirates!”

http://www.causticsodapodcast.com/2010/05/17/yar-pirates/

Description
“Yar! Pirates!” Special Guest Chris Pramas of Green Ronin Publishing, creator of Freeport: City of Adventure and writer for Pirates of the Burning Sea, on keelhauling, the career of Black Bart, Captain Morgan’s “ship bomb”, and modern pirates in the Gulf of Aden who serve spaghetti dinners to their hostages. Music from Gilbert & Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance.

For the 20 Minutes of Oxygen video set

I took this from Star Wars Empire Strikes Back

And this from Battlestar Galactica

And I’m working on this for the 20 Minutes of Oxygen rock video shoot (click to make big):

I can print this out in full colour on six letter size transparencies (total print area would probably be about 25 x 22″)  and adhere them to clear plexiglass.

I think CIC stands for Command Information Control

Caustic Soda Podcast 5: VOLCANO!

What’s it like to be horribly killed by a volcanic eruption? What’s a cryovolcano? How would you score on the volcano pop quiz? Find out in the hottest episode yet of Caustic Soda yet. Pompeii, Mt St Helens, Krakatoa – you got nothin’ on us! Features “Too Darn Hot” by Cole Porter featuring Ann Miller. “You’ve gone too far this time, Joe, Toren & Kevin!”

Listen at causticsodapodcast.com

D&D Hirelings

Here’s some super quick marker sketches I worked up tonight for Geiselbert’s hireling generator project. Enjoy!

Dragon Slayer’s Union Local 3d6 T-shirt

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