Does anyone else think this would be a mind-blowing screen saver?
Weekend Wrap-Up
This week was my grandpa’s wake in White Rock, which mean’s after uh…a year and a half, Deanna finally met my family. I learned that cherries without their stems are not sold because…the stemhole is where the rot begins. I saw a pirate battle (re-enactment) going on in US waters, but was too far to see anyone run through with a cutlass. It just meant during the wake there were a number of thundering booms.
If you want to see boobies and get bubble tea at the same time, I recommend Bubbletown on Fraser and Kingsway. Last night they were showing Bad Boyz II on the big TV and we got there just in time to see the scene where Martin Lawrence was hiding in a morgue under a sheet along with a dead lady with big fake breasts.
Potato Salad
Remember at all times this is about potato salad
Captain Paycheck
The cartoon I did voices for a couple weeks back is now on youtube!
It’s a pilot and the more hits and ratings it gets on youtube the better the change I’ll have a paying gig in the future. Visit the website for Captain Paycheck! http://www.captainpaycheck.com/
I hope you enjoy it.
Ah, Velour….
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This weekend I sealed myself into my office with my Futurama DVDs and recorded my best Zapp Brannigan, Kif Kroker and Dr Zoidberg as mp3s to send away to LA. Yes, they are recasting Futurama for the new series, which is weird! Can you imagine me taking the place of Maurice Lamarche? I can’t, but it was really cool to take a shot at it. I think I have a decent chance at Zapp Brannigan but if some guy can do as well as I and also do any other character better than me then he will get the job.
Secret Pdf File for Patreon Patrons
Sixteen Reasons I Oppose the 2010 Winter Olympics
1. Ice Hockey
2. Alpine Skiing
3. Biathlon
4. Bobsleigh
5. Cross-Country Skiing
6. Curling
7. Figure Skating
8. Freestyle Skiing
9. Ice Sledge Hockey
10. Luge
11. Short Track Speed Skating
12. Ski Jumping
13. Snowboard
14. Speed Skating
15. Nordic Combined
16. Skeleton (?!)
Bad Joke
If you had a marathon of Taxi, Who’s the Boss and the Tony Danza show…would you not have… (wait for it…)
AN EXTRAVADANZA?

Blinded Me With Science!
“Moon” Seen!

I advise everyone reading this to head to Tinseltown ASAP and see Moon before it goes away. Fantastic film. Great writing, great acting, great sets. A bit of Darkstar, a bit of Outland, a bit of Alien, but not scary, just cerebral. I loved it!
Cinemark Tinseltown 88 West Pender
MOON Mon – Thu: 12:00 2:20 4:45 7:10 9:35
PS – anybody want to buy a TV cheap?
PPS – whats a good barter site or Facebook application?

