Sixteen Reasons I Oppose the 2010 Winter Olympics

1. Ice Hockey

2. Alpine Skiing

3. Biathlon

4. Bobsleigh

5. Cross-Country Skiing

6. Curling

7. Figure Skating

8. Freestyle Skiing

9. Ice Sledge Hockey

10. Luge

11. Short Track Speed Skating

12. Ski Jumping

13. Snowboard

14. Speed Skating

15. Nordic Combined

16. Skeleton (?!)