I have a podcast, and our sponsor is Toy Hutt. I have a lot of fun putting together ads for them, as you can hear in this mp3:
Just in case there’s any confusion, Life Day is the Christmas of the Wookiee planet, Kashyyk, as noted in the Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978.
12 *unintelligible* – Chewbacca
11 gooberfish – Jarjar Binks
10 oil baths – C-3P0
9 pod racers – Watto
8 IT’S A TRAP! – Admiral Ackbar
7 custom boxes – Yoda
6 *unintelligible* – R2-D2
5 fully operational battle stations – Emperor Palpatine
4 yub nubs – ewoks
3 light sabers – Obi Wan Kenobi
2 bounty hunters – Darth Vader
1 sweet deal at toyhutt.com – stormtrooper