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I was tagged in this note from a fan:
My Life According to The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets…
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on… You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)”

Pick your Artist:
The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets ( )

Are you a male or female?
Everyone Calls Me Ted

Describe yourself:
Six-Gun Gorgon Dynamo

How do you feel:

Describe where you currently live:
Slave Ship

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Goin’ Down to Dunwich

Your favorite form of transportation:
Ride The Flying Polyp

Your best friend is:
Jimmy the Squid

You and your best friends are:
Diggin’ Up the World

What’s the weather like:
Mustard Gas

Favorite time of day:
20 Minutes of Oxygen

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Colour Me Green

What is life to you:
Big Robot Dinosaur

Your last relationship:
One-Gilled Girl

Your fear:
Sleestak and Yeti

What is the best advice you have to give:

Thought for the Day:
Dies ist Unverschamtheit!

How I would like to die:
A Thousand Fists

My soul’s present condition:
The Chosen One

Most Faithful Companion:

My motto:
Some Things Man Was Not Meant To Know