Trevor and I are in the store, doing our regular stuff. The door chimes and we both go up to the front.
GUY IN BIKE HELMET: I wash windows. Do you want your windows washed? Ten bucks.
ME: Uh, I can’t really answer that, the boss isn’t here right now. Do you have a business card?
GIBH: No, I was just passing by in the neighborhood so I wanted to see if you wanted your windows done while I was here.
ME: Well I expect the boss back later today if you want to come back.
GIBH: If I have to come back then it will be another ten bucks.
ME: Oh, well I guess the answer is ‘no’ then.
GIBH: Yeah well you should have said that at the beginning then, shouldn’t you? Imagine if it was you looking for work.
ME: [stares blankly]
GIBH: Imagine if it was you.
GIBH: You’d want to be shown a little dignity. If you were going around town all day you’d deserve a little dignity, right?
GIBH: Yeah, that’s right.
ME (to Trevor): What an asshole.
Kenn steps back into the shop.
KENN: That looked like an interesting conversation.