Not Garish…Flarish.

The new project for this week now I’ve got a short comic book reprieve is to wire up my costume for PAX. You all know the costume of course:

…but for PAX I want to incorporate some judiciously placed flashy lights! Woo! I’ve been consulting with Paul the toy train expert and he’s recommended some cheapass lights from Mountain Equipment Co-op since there’s no way I will be up to the task of soldering LEDs.

I’m open to other ideas, and if you’ve got any battery-powered Christmas lights you want to throw at a stage show for 10,000 people I’d be interested in hearing from you.

VAGicon

Today I went to my very first comic convention as an artist rather than a browser/buyer.

But I’ll back up.

The guy who organizes the bi-monthly comic cons that normally happen at Heritage Hall on Main street finagled the annual “Comix & Stories” to happen at the Vancouver Art Gallery in concert with the comic exhibit “Krazy!” I, as you know, have been working on various comic book projects, so I thought I would sieze this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be at a comic convention in the VAG, even though I don’t actually have any complete comic books to sell (that is, comics with my artwork in them). I’m working on the Rhinosferatu story for the Cloudscape Comics Collective anthology and of course The Underbelly with Kolja for his website, but neither would be ready for the con.

When the organizer said that he would be publishing an anthology for the Comix & Stories convention and that all artists who would be at the con could submit, I thought it was the perfect opportunity to have something with a semblance of completeness to show/sell at the con. So I worked my ass of but ultimately my project (a tangential origin story of one of The Underbelly’s background characters) was rejected. Nevertheless, I finished a somewhat rushed page of Rhinosferatu (I’ll put it up shortly) so that I could have a sample for a brochure I put together with a little bio and mini-portfolio of comic stuff. That worked out decently but I quite literally finished it at Kinko’s on the way to the convention (it’s been a busy week folks).

Unlike the regular comicon’s at Heritage Hall which all happen in one big room, this con was split up not just between three rooms but three floors, each more warm than the last. I was on the middle floor (actually the 3rd floor, there was nothing on floor 2) and although turnout was decent I think it would have been way better for the floor 3 and 4 people if finding these rooms wasn’t confusing and winding.

I shared my table with a nice woman named Dex Thompson who Deanna got to know and I brought some buttons, stickers and CDs with me. The buttons sold reasonably well AND I got paid for my back cover of Outnumbered #2 (which was published and released at the con – my first paid comic book work!) AND I got a new sketch of Rhinosferatu by Steve “Much the Miller’s Son” Lecoulliard (stand by for that) AND Mike “Space Jet” Myhre promised to do one for me at the September con (he’s just getting into Lovecraft so we chatted briefly about that).

So it was quite fun all in all and I’m glad I did it, but man was I worn out from all the running around and lack of sleep. Super awesome thanks to Deanna and Kolja for moral support and watching my table so I could pee and chat with other artists at their tables, and thanks to Kelly, Paul, Geoff, and Jason for coming down to visit. Yay!

Plus now I can say I’ve had my artwork in the VAG.

It's Free – It's Me – It's Comickee.

I bought a creator table for this comic con and it’s free so cancel your weddings and come see me. Ironically I have no comics.

Sunday August 24, 2008 from 11:00am – 5:00pm
Vancouver Art Gallery
750 Hornby
Vancouver, British Columbia
Website: http://mypages.uniserve.com/~lswong/Comicon.html
If you’ve already seen the KRAZY! exhibit at the Vancouver Art Gallery, you know it’s an action packed visual feast of comix entertainment. Well, it’s going to get even better on August 24, when local comic artists roll in with their finely crafted comics for sale as the Art Gallery hosts the Vancouver Comic Con for the first time ever! One day only! Don’t miss this chance to support your local comics scene!

Comix & Stories
Sunday, August 24th, 2008
11am to 5pm
Vancouver Art Gallery

Special Guests:
Kim Deitch http://www.randomhouse.com/pantheon/graphicnovels/deitch.html
Derek Kirk Kim http://www.lowbright.com/
Jesse Hamm http://www.jessehamm.com/

Admission to the public will be FREE!

Why Chapters/Indigo Sucks

At the request of a friend, here are the reasons I boycott Chapters/Indigo:

1. Chapters’ business strategy when they open a new outlet is to reduce prices on everything at that store to ridiculously low prices. They can do this because they are a huge chain. People think “why would I pay more at the independent place across the street?” and thus begin spending their money at Chapters. When the independent place across the street goes out of business 3-6 months later, the ridiculously low prices conveniently go back up. They have a similar strategy with staff. They overstaff during the opening months so that there is always someone to help you. Good luck a year later.

2. Because Chapters has immense buying power, they can bully publishers and distributors. They make demands – returns policies, etc – that no other bookseller would dare to do, and the distributors vying for the Chapters contract buckle. The simplest example of this is exerting pressure to lower prices, making it harder for smaller publishers to stay in business.

2b. I worked in the Raincoast Distribution warehouse for a year or two, and we had a basic stickering policy (for example – if the book has a US price tag on it but doesn’t specify that the book is in US, we put a sticker with the correct Canadian price on it). The stickering policy for Chapters is too boring to go into (and my memory is a little dull) but it was way more involved and Draconian and everyone at the warehouse hated it.

2c. They would also order 50,000 books one week and then return 30,000 of them the next – with the distributor paying the expense.

3. Straight from wikipedia: After the Indigo takeover, Chapters has on several occasions refused to stock certain books and magazines for their controversial content. These include Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf [2], several titles by David Icke, as well as Firearm magazines [3] and an issue of Harper’s Magazine[4]

4. Heather Reisman, the President and Chief Executive Officer of Indigo, supports the Conservative Party and Stephen Harper – who as we know opposes abortion, same-sex marriage and the Kyoto Accord, and is a member of an evangelical Church that promotes missionary work.

5. In a general sense, I believe that it is in one’s best interest to buy locally. If I buy an art book from RX Comics or Oscar’s Books or Pulp Fiction, the people who own the store and work there will get the money. Now maybe – just maybe – one of those people will come to a show by The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets and buy a CD from me. Or maybe if I have an art show or publish a comic book they will be more likely to display it there, because they know me as a regular customer or maybe they have a similar ethic of supporting the local community. If my book-buying money is going to Toronto, that expenditure has a much smaller chance of being useful to me in any reciprocal way.

Musical Guest Panel at PAX

Just thought you kids might be interested in knowing a bit about what’s
going on with the Thickets and PAX (apart from the fact that we’ll be
playing on Saturday night around 11pm, right before MC Frontalot).:

Our Musical Guests Panel will be taking place in Serpent Theatre from
5:00pm until 6:00pm on Friday,August 29th.

The program description:
Join a mix of our musical guests as they tell stories about their
experiences as geek rock icons, what it’s like to have an internet
fanbase, the games and other influences they’ve had along the way, and
what you should and shouldn’t do if you’re interested in starting up a
band in this niche genre.

PAX NEWS

All times approximate:

Saturday August 30th:

10pm: Anamanaguchi
11pm: The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
midnight: MC Fontalot
1am: Mini Bosses

Show Hours
During regular show hours you can hang out in the freeplay areas, compete in tournaments, absorb the wisdom of panels, and rock out to concerts.

Friday, August 29th – 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM
Saturday, August 30th – 10:00 AM to 3:00 AM
Sunday, August 31st – 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM
Exhibit Hall Hours

The exhibitor hall is open for limited hours. Why the different hours for exhibits? We could say that we need to give them time to rest and recover, but really we just want to give them time to host soon-to-be-legendary parties.

Friday, August 29th – 2:00 PM to 7:00 PM
Saturday, August 30th – 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM
Sunday, August 31st – 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM

The Million Favoured Ones

Hi. I’m a big fan of your band’s songs (I have four of your CDs), and also an enthusiast of creepy, ancient-Egyptian inspired stuff, and I was wondering if it would be possible for you to e-mail me a copy of the English translation of the lyrics to “Nyarlathotep”. I tried to translate it myself, but I was only able to figure out about seventeen of the words (see the attached jpeg file), and half of them I’m not sure about because the book that I used to try to translate them back into English uses E.A.Wallace Budge’s system of transliterations, which is different from the transliterations in the lyrics sheet….

….Anyway, I figured that one of you probably has the English version of the lyrics either on your computer somewhere, or at the very least written down somewhere physically, and you might be able to enlighten me with some as to what the song is actually about, (beyond the general sense of it being in some way about the messenger of the Outer Gods). Thanks in advance; When (if??) you get around to responding. Thanks again.

Signed,
Diogenes Shandor

Hello Diogenes – are you a relative of Ivo Shandor who designed the alter where the Ghostbusters fought Gozer the Gozerian? Thanks for supporting the band. We prefer you summon up Nyarlathotep by playing the album 777 times so you can ask him yourself, but in case your CD laser gets burned out:

Nyarlathotep­
English lyrics
by Cristina Rizen and Inanna Gruner

Crying out from the Red Land
Came a man of darkness
With evil bloody secrets

He knew the Black Pharaoh
Servant to the Faceless Sphinx God
He gave me the book of the dead

Nyarlathotep
Slaughterer bringing nigh those who are detested
Nyarlathotep

Tumult and time bent
Mutilation and death in every land
Unleashing fear, creeping downward

Messenger to those who are detested
Prepare a way for the Void and the Evil Ones
Terror in the harem of pestilences

The Veil on DVD

You may recall I worked on “The Veil” with Mr. Mike Jackson. And now there’s news!

AAAAAH!! Indie Horror Hits announces DVD film selections

Toronto, October 13, 2008 – Crypt Club Productions Inc proudly announces the films selected for AAAAAH!! Indie Horror Hits – Volume 1.

AAAAAH!! Indie Horror Hits is a new feature length collection of award winning independent short horror films coming to DVD in September 2008 – just in time for a Happy Halloween.

“ALL KILLER – NO FILLER” This is the good stuff. The short horror films that caused a buzz on the festival circuit – then vanished. If you saw them the first time you know what we mean. If you didn’t, you can enjoy them now – for the first time.

From a dark, cautionary tale (The Crypt Club – with Alison Pill from Pieces of April) to gallows humour on the job (Ghost Busted); from the grotesque otherworld of H.P. Lovecraft (The Veil) to today’s outbreak fears (The Ninth Entry); from the stylishly bizarre (My Skin! – with Tony Simmons from Human No More & Carnie) and the chillingly macabre (Oculus) to the dire family survival drama (Old Friends – from Kevin Greutert, editor of the SAW films).

We’ve resurrected these great short indie horror films. Turn down the lights and dig in for your own private horror film festival.

FEATURED SHORT FILMS (alphabetical order):
The Crypt Club (23:00 Canada) Dir: Miguel Gallego
Ghost Busted (3:00 USA) Dir: Vance Null
My Skin! (13:00 USA) Dir: Christopher Alan Broadstone
The Ninth Entry (5:00 USA) Dir: Anthony Falcon
Oculus (32:00 USA) Dir: Mike Flanagan
Old Friends (14:30 USA) Dir: Kevin Greutert
The Veil (12:00 Canada) Dir: Mike Jackson

DVD INFO: 2008 – Horror/Drama – 110 Minutes Total – NTSC – All Region Disc – Color – English – 4:3 Letterbox – Dolby Digital Stereo – Not Rated
SPECIAL FEATURES: Play Options: Play All (Festival Order); Individual Film Selection – Chapter Jumps – Trailers – Greetings from creator Miguel Gallego – Subtitles: English/Spanish – DVD@CCESS link to Secret Web Content.

AAAAAH!! Indie Horror Hits is produced and distributed by Crypt Club Productions Inc.

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MORE INFO: Miguel Gallego, e-mail: miguel@thecryptclub.com

A Marine Architeuthologist

“Steven, Kat the rest, trapped inside the mess, won’t go down without a fight.”

These lyrics in The Thickets’ song “Cultists on Board” are a reference to Dr Steve O’Shea (the album The Shadow Out of Tim is dedicated by me to Steve) and Kat Bolstad, his assistant. Well I found out a few days ago that Kat is coming to Vancouver this week! She gave me a heads up and I’ve arranged with Mike to get some footage of her for the “A Marine Biologist” and to show her around town, or at least the Vancouver Aquarium. If you’re like me, you’re super excited!