Flagged for Later

On Alder St, in between 10th and 11th, there is a dog poo on the grass. Someone stuck a little flag on it that reads “GOOD DOG + LAZY OWNER = BAD NEIGHBOUR.” If it were me I would have written “I claim this poop for the kingdom of Shitzopolis and its ruler, Her Majesty Queen Excremena.”

This is so wrong on so many levels: a girl born with two faces is being worshipped in India as reincarnated god.

This is so bizarre, this report of a woman on a toilet seat for so long her skin grew over the seat, that I find it hard to believe, and though I probably shouldn’t, I want to see photos.

Here’s a fun fact: This week the United States marked the five-year anniversary of the war in Iraq, with the total cost of the war, currently estimated to be in excess of $650 billion, expected to rise to $2 trillion over the next five years. Now that is one expensive lie, George W Bush.