I’m going to quickly go through some movies that you could, if you wanted to, go and see in the theaters right now, and whether or not that would be a mistake.
Pirates of the Caribbean: mistake
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: big mistake
28 Weeks Later: not a mistake
Hot Fuzz: not a mistake
Paris, J’taime: not a mistake
Spider-Man 3: mistake
Sharkwater: not a mistake
Paprika: hopefully definitely not a mistake
Pierrepoint: The Last Hangman: hopefully not a mistake
Sicko, Michael Moore’s new flick about the US health system, should be opening very soon.