Spaceship Zero: The Comic

The comic book production course I’m taking at Van Arts is pretty good so far. I dropped $90 at Loomis but I didn’t really have to. I just wanted the good brush, the aluminum cork-backed ruler, and a few other things. Has anyone heard of the Aames Lettering Guide?

As I may have mentioned, the other kids in the class are kind of weird. But then, that’s comic geeks for you. Oh wait – none of them read comics. So that is weird. At any rate, I’m learning, and making decent progress. We had our third class last week, and we talked about storytelling and whatnot. Steve is always apologetic for the amount of handouts but I think it’s great. That way I don’t have to commit anything to memory! His teaching style is mostly to just go over the handouts and he usually does so verbatim which kind of useful but I’d rather get something on top of what’s on the handout, but I guess if there were more information he’d just put it on the handout to start with.

I handed in my character sketches for the four pages I’ll be doing. This is really just the prologue for the big story (will I ever finish it? Who knows) so the only main character present is Professor Ashton. But there are a few supporting characters. Here are the results:

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Soon I should have some thumbnails for you all.

In other news, I’m nearly done Guitar Hero II on HARD, much to Stewie’s chagrin. Hey, it’s not my fault he leaves it in the living room and then doesn’t play it. He says if I finish it before him he is going to charge me. So I’ll just get 99% through Free Bird and then hit the reset button.

Does anyone know what causes that ‘BZZZZZZZZZZZT-BZT-BZT-BZT-BZT” sound that I hear in my headphones when I pass a certain place in the city on the Greyhound, and that I hear in my computer speaker when my cell phone goes off nearby?

The Silence of the Yams

I think it was Lewis Black who said we don’t know S.F.A. about what’s healthy to eat (paraphrasing here). I like this article on the NYTimes, which I will now quote in small chunks.

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. That, more or less, is the short answer to the supposedly incredibly complicated and confusing question of what we humans should eat in order to be maximally healthy.

…a health claim on a food product is a good indication that it’s not really food, and food is what you want to eat.

…the food industry, nutritional science and…journalism, three parties that stand to gain much from widespread confusion surrounding what is…the most elemental question an omnivore confronts. Humans deciding what to eat without expert help — something they have been doing with notable success since coming down out of the trees — is seriously unprofitable…

It was in the 1980s that food began disappearing from the American supermarket, gradually to be replaced by “nutrients,” which are not the same thing….terms like “fiber” and “cholesterol” and “saturated fat” rose to large-type prominence.

Vitamins brought a kind of glamour to the science of nutrition.

The first thing to understand about nutritionis [and therefore nutritionists] is that it is not quite the same as nutrition. As the “ism” suggests, it is not a scientific subject but an ideology….[a way] of organizing large swaths of life and experience under a set of shared but unexamined assumptions.

The “French paradox” — the fact that a population that eats all sorts of unhealthful nutrients is in many ways healthier than…Americans are. So there is…a question as to whether nutritionism is actually any good for you.

the food industry set about re-engineering thousands of products to contain more of the nutrients that science and government had deemed the good ones and less of the bad, and by the late ’80s a golden era of food science was upon us. The Year of Eating Oat Bran — also known as 1988 — served as a kind of coming-out party for the food scientists, who succeeded in getting the material into nearly every processed food sold in America. Oat bran’s moment on the dietary stage didn’t last long, but the pattern had been established, and every few years since then a new oat bran has taken its turn under the marketing lights. (Here comes omega-3!)

it’s…easier to slap a health claim on a box of sugary cereal than on a potato or carrot, with the perverse result that the most healthful foods in the supermarket sit there quietly in the produce section, silent as stroke victims, while a few aisles over, the Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms are screaming about their newfound whole-grain goodness.

The problem with nutrient-by-nutrient nutrition science is that it takes the nutrient out of the context of food, the food out of the context of diet and the diet out of the context of lifestyle.

People don’t eat nutrients, they eat foods, and foods can behave very differently than the nutrients they contain. Researchers have long believed that a diet high in fruits and vegetables confers some protection against cancer. So what nutrients in those plant foods are responsible for that effect? One hypothesis is that the antioxidants in fresh produce — compounds like beta carotene, lycopene, vitamin E, etc. — are the X factor. It makes good sense: these molecules (which plants produce to protect themselves from the highly reactive oxygen atoms produced in photosynthesis) vanquish the free radicals in our bodies, which can damage DNA and initiate cancers. At least that’s how it seems to work in the test tube. Yet as soon as you remove these useful molecules from the context of the whole foods they’re found in, as we’ve done in creating antioxidant supplements, they don’t work at all. Indeed, in the case of beta carotene ingested as a supplement, scientists have discovered that it actually increases the risk of certain cancers. Big oops.

What’s going on here? We don’t know.

To look at the chemical composition of any common food plant is to realize just how much complexity lurks within it. Here’s a list of just the antioxidants that have been identified in garden-variety thyme:

4-Terpineol, alanine, anethole, apigenin, ascorbic acid, beta carotene, caffeic acid, camphene, carvacrol, chlorogenic acid, chrysoeriol, eriodictyol, eugenol, ferulic acid, gallic acid, gamma-terpinene isochlorogenic acid, isoeugenol, isothymonin, kaempferol, labiatic acid, lauric acid, linalyl acetate, luteolin, methionine, myrcene, myristic acid, naringenin, oleanolic acid, p-coumoric acid, p-hydroxy-benzoic acid, palmitic acid, rosmarinic acid, selenium, tannin, thymol, tryptophan, ursolic acid, vanillic acid.

This is what you’re ingesting when you eat food flavored with thyme. Some of these chemicals are broken down by your digestion, but others are going on to do undetermined things to your body: turning some gene’s expression on or off, perhaps, or heading off a free radical before it disturbs a strand of DNA deep in some cell. It would be great to know how this all works, but in the meantime we can enjoy thyme in the knowledge that it probably doesn’t do any harm (since people have been eating it forever) and that it may actually do some good (since people have been eating it forever) and that even if it does nothing, we like the way it tastes.

Scientists operating with the best of intentions, using the best tools at their disposal, have taught us to look at food in a way that has diminished our pleasure in eating it while doing little or nothing to improve our health.

Long familiarity between foods and their eaters leads to elaborate systems of communications up and down the food chain, so that a creature’s senses come to recognize foods as suitable by taste and smell and color, and our bodies learn what to do with these foods after they pass the test of the senses…. Health depends on knowing how to read these biological signals: this smells spoiled; this looks ripe; that’s one good-looking cow. This is easier to do when a creature has long experience of a food, and much harder when a food has been designed expressly to deceive its senses — with artificial flavors or synthetic sweeteners.

The sheer novelty and glamour of the Western diet, with its 17,000 new food products introduced every year, and the marketing muscle used to sell these products, has overwhelmed the force of tradition and left us where we now find ourselves: relying on science and journalism and marketing to help us decide questions about what to eat. Nutritionism, which arose to help us better deal with the problems of the Western diet, has largely been co-opted by it, used by the industry to sell more food and to undermine the authority of traditional ways of eating.

It might be argued that, at this point in history, we should simply accept that fast food is our food culture. Over time, people will get used to eating this way and our health will improve. But for natural selection to help populations adapt to the Western diet, we’d have to be prepared to let those whom it sickens die. That’s not what we’re doing. Rather, we’re turning to the health-care industry to help us “adapt.” Medicine is learning how to keep alive the people whom the Western diet is making sick. It’s gotten good at extending the lives of people with heart disease, and now it’s working on obesity and diabetes. Capitalism is itself marvelously adaptive, able to turn the problems it creates into lucrative business opportunities: diet pills, heart-bypass operations, insulin pumps, bariatric surgery. But while fast food may be good business for the health-care industry, surely the cost to society — estimated at more than $200 billion a year in diet-related health-care costs — is unsustainable.

1. Eat food. Though in our current state of confusion, this is much easier said than done. So try this: Don’t eat anything your great-great-grandmother wouldn’t recognize as food. (Sorry, but at this point Moms are as confused as the rest of us, which is why we have to go back a couple of generations, to a time before the advent of modern food products.) There are a great many foodlike items in the supermarket your ancestors wouldn’t recognize as food (Go-Gurt? Breakfast-cereal bars? Nondairy creamer?); stay away from these.

2. Avoid even those food products that come bearing health claims. They’re apt to be heavily processed, and the claims are often dubious at best. Don’t forget that margarine, one of the first industrial foods to claim that it was more healthful than the traditional food it replaced, turned out to give people heart attacks. When Kellogg’s can boast about its Healthy Heart Strawberry Vanilla cereal bars, health claims have become hopelessly compromised. (The American Heart Association charges food makers for their endorsement.) Don’t take the silence of the yams as a sign that they have nothing valuable to say about health.

3. Especially avoid food products containing ingredients that are a) unfamiliar, b) unpronounceable c) more than five in number — or that contain high-fructose corn syrup.None of these characteristics are necessarily harmful in and of themselves, but all of them are reliable markers for foods that have been highly processed.

4. Get out of the supermarket whenever possible. You won’t find any high-fructose corn syrup at the farmer’s market; you also won’t find food harvested long ago and far away. What you will find are fresh whole foods picked at the peak of nutritional quality. Precisely the kind of food your great-great-grandmother would have recognized as food.

5. Pay more, eat less. The American food system has for a century devoted its energies and policies to increasing quantity and reducing price, not to improving quality. There’s no escaping the fact that better food — measured by taste or nutritional quality (which often correspond) — costs more, because it has been grown or raised less intensively and with more care. Not everyone can afford to eat well in America, which is shameful, but most of us can: Americans spend, on average, less than 10 percent of their income on food, down from 24 percent in 1947, and less than the citizens of any other nation. And those of us who can afford to eat well should. Paying more for food well grown in good soils — whether certified organic or not — will contribute not only to your health (by reducing exposure to pesticides) but also to the health of others who might not themselves be able to afford that sort of food: the people who grow it and the people who live downstream, and downwind, of the farms where it is grown.

“Eat less” is the most unwelcome advice of all, but in fact the scientific case for eating a lot less than we currently do is compelling. “Calorie restriction” has repeatedly been shown to slow aging in animals, and many researchers (including Walter Willett, the Harvard epidemiologist) believe it offers the single strongest link between diet and cancer prevention. Food abundance is a problem, but culture has helped here, too, by promoting the idea of moderation. Once one of the longest-lived people on earth, the Okinawans practiced a principle they called “Hara Hachi Bu”: eat until you are 80 percent full. To make the “eat less” message a bit more palatable, consider that quality may have a bearing on quantity: I don’t know about you, but the better the quality of the food I eat, the less of it I need to feel satisfied. All tomatoes are not created equal.

6. Eat mostly plants, especially leaves. Scientists may disagree on what’s so good about plants — the antioxidants? Fiber? Omega-3s? — but they do agree that they’re probably really good for you and certainly can’t hurt. Also, by eating a plant-based diet, you’ll be consuming far fewer calories, since plant foods (except seeds) are typically less “energy dense” than the other things you might eat. Vegetarians are healthier than carnivores, but near vegetarians (“flexitarians”) are as healthy as vegetarians. Thomas Jefferson was on to something when he advised treating meat more as a flavoring than a food.

7. Eat more like the French. Or the Japanese. Or the Italians. Or the Greeks. Confounding factors aside, people who eat according to the rules of a traditional food culture are generally healthier than we are. Any traditional diet will do: if it weren’t a healthy diet, the people who follow it wouldn’t still be around. True, food cultures are embedded in societies and economies and ecologies, and some of them travel better than others: Inuit not so well as Italian. In borrowing from a food culture, pay attention to how a culture eats, as well as to what it eats. In the case of the French paradox, it may not be the dietary nutrients that keep the French healthy (lots of saturated fat and alcohol?!) so much as the dietary habits: small portions, no seconds or snacking, communal meals — and the serious pleasure taken in eating. (Worrying about diet can’t possibly be good for you.) Let culture be your guide, not science.

8. Cook. And if you can, plant a garden. To take part in the intricate and endlessly interesting processes of providing for our sustenance is the surest way to escape the culture of fast food and the values implicit in it: that food should be cheap and easy; that food is fuel and not communion. The culture of the kitchen, as embodied in those enduring traditions we call cuisines, contains more wisdom about diet and health than you are apt to find in any nutrition journal or journalism. Plus, the food you grow yourself contributes to your health long before you sit down to eat it. So you might want to think about putting down this article now and picking up a spatula or hoe.

9. Eat like an omnivore. Try to add new species, not just new foods, to your diet. The greater the diversity of species you eat, the more likely you are to cover all your nutritional bases. That of course is an argument from nutritionism, but there is a better one, one that takes a broader view of “health.” Biodiversity in the diet means less monoculture in the fields. What does that have to do with your health? Everything. The vast monocultures that now feed us require tremendous amounts of chemical fertilizers and pesticides to keep from collapsing. Diversifying those fields will mean fewer chemicals, healthier soils, healthier plants and animals and, in turn, healthier people. It’s all connected, which is another way of saying that your health isn’t bordered by your body and that what’s good for the soil is probably good for you, too.

Rockonomics Days Seven to Nine (Part 1)

The Shadow Out of Tim vocal recording has been going on at Van Arts Institute in Burnaby, where Brodie teaches. Here’s some photos from Mountain of Madness Studios (aka my brother’s home on Promontory Hill in Chilliwack) where we recorded some percussion and Merrick’s vocals yesterday.

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Garett stops by to take in the idyllic scenery and the idyllic rockery.

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Mountain of Madness studio comes with a fully stocked kitchen…of shepherd’s pie.

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I don’t remember what I said but it sure was funny. Right, Chris?

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The cats were all like “why is this door closed? Who’s singing in there?”

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Brodie hard at work.

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When the post degrades into a sequence of cute cat poses, it’s time to end the blog entry.

FINALLY!

Here’s another example of how UPS sucks donkey balls. My architeuthis light switch covers were being sent from California on 5 day service. After 11 days had passed we got a tracking number and here’s the travelogue of the sweet sweet package:

  • From starting point in California
  • to second point in Cali – Sacramento I think.
  • There was a third point in Cali.
  • On to Beaverton Oregon
  • Then to Portland
  • Only one stop in Washington!
  • Hey, now it’s in Richmond — almost here!
  • Uh…Montreal? What?
  • Ontario?!?!?
  • Back to Vancouver.

Plus the $60 brokerage fee that UPS slapped on it…because it can. Never, ever use UPS if you can avoid it!

Nevertheless, they are finally here an in my hot little hands! And now you can, too. HERE IT IS.

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Celebrate Global Architeuthis Day by throwing a light switch rave!

Saturday Morning Cartoon Party 2007: Mind Games

It’s decided! The theme will be “Mind Games.” I’ve been working on the lineup for a good chunk of the day. Sorry about the lack of pics, I’m doing it as a PDF. The brown text are not definites – i.e. I probably won’t end up showing Reboot unless someone specifically asks for it.

Hey – you can help me decide which episode of Superfriends, Futurama, Men in Black and Spider-Man to show!

MIND GAMES

Justice League Unlimited “The Great Brain Robbery” Magic and science collide, placing Lex Luthor and Flash’s minds in each other’s body. The Justice League must now contain super-speed powered Luthor on the Watchtower while Flash tries to hide the reversal from the Legion. Michael Rosenbaum who voices Flash in the JLU series, plays Lex Luthor in Smallville so he is effectively playing the same character in two shows for this episode. (231?)

“The Tick vs Science” The Tick and Arthur are invited to the Mad Scientist Fair to help Dr. Vahtoss try out his mind-transference device. Hilarity ensues when the two switch bodies. Chairface Chippendale moves in to try and steal the device and soon everyone is switching with everyone. (859)

Real Ghostbusters: Slimer? Is that You?” Egon is set to have a battle of intelligence against a powerful demon, but unfortunately he and Slimer accidentally exchange minds. (332)

Ren & Stimpy: Stimpy’s Invention” Beavering away feverishly in his home laboratory, pausing only to refresh himself with a goggle full of sweat, Stimpy invents an array of stupid appliances for Ren, whose patience is pushed beyond the limit.

Powerpuff Girls “Criss Cross Crisis”: While working on a machine to turn apples into oranges, the Professor somehow manages to switch the  exomolecular constituents of all the citizens of Townsville so that everyone ends up exchanging bodies with someone or something else while keeping their original personality and voice. Now in the body of an old woman, Mojo Jojo takes advantage of the widespread confusion to commit robbery, burglary and mayhem in general. (303)

Big Guy & Rusty the Boy Robot: “Bicameral Mind” While trying to keep the Legion Ex Machina’s newest robot from absconding with Quarks’ new anti-neutrinos, Rusty plugs into the bot’s software to learn the Legion’s secrets. #4 counters Rusty’s hack by engaging in a mental tug of war. A power surge switches personality traits between the two robots. As a result, Rusty starts building a doomsday machine while #4 plays video games.

Venture Brothers: Eeny, Meeny, Miney… Magic” Dr. Venture’s new experiment has the entire family interested–not to mention trapped inside! The Ventures’ stange new neighbor, master of mysticism Dr. Orpheus, may be the only one who can help them escape.

Freakazoid: “The Lobe” The Lobe: The Lobe and a hypnotized Steph prepare to lobotomize Freakazoid, but will Steph break free in time to save him?(bonus: “Toby Danger”) (200)

The Ripping Friends: Rip’s Shorts” Jimmy comes to get the superhero’s dirty laundry, but Rip forgets to give him his shorts. He ends up trying to throw his shorts to Jimmy but he doesn’t know his own strength. He throws the shorts so far, they go into a far and distant land where they become evil. Whoever wears the shorts becomes possessed by them and does nasty things! (380)

Batman the Animated Series: “Over the Edge” During a battle with The Scarecrow, Batgirl, AKA Barbara Gordon, is killed. Commissioner Gordon blames Batman for his daughter’s death and sets in motion a deadly manhunt for the caped crusader and his cronies. Quite possibly the best of the Batman animated episodes. (29)

Galaxy Rangers: Psychocrypt” Zach tries to find out why he is having nightmares involving Eliza and the Queen of the Crown.

Futurama: “Mars University” When Fry returns to college to prove he can be just as good of a dropout as he was in the Twentieth Century, Professor Farnsworth surprises him with a dorm roommate, a super-intelligent monkey. Meanwhile Bender, a legend of the robot fraternity Epsilon Rho Rho — “ERR”– leads a revenge of the robot nerds.

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“I Second That Emotion” Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender, forcing him to feel human emotion. After Bender flushes Nibbler — Leela’s beloved pet — down the toilet, while showing no sign of remorse, the insensitive robot is programmed to receive Leela’s emotional frequency. Overcome by sadness, Bender sets out on a mission to find Nibbler and save him from the dangerous depths of the sewers, where mysterious inhabitants lurk.

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“The Day the Earth Stood Stupid” The Earth is conquered by flying brains with the power to turn normal human beings into idiots. On a distant planet, Leela learns that humanity’s single hope is Fry — the only being immune to the brains’ moron-making power. So Leela must return and enlist Fry’s help without becoming an imbecile herself.

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“Insane in the Mainframe” When Fry and Bender are mistaken as bank robbers, they are sentenced to time in an insane asylum for robots. Bender, of course, sees it as a vacation, but Fry begins to crack under the pressure of mechanical examinations and a diet consisting of motor oil. Fry soon becomes convinced that he too is a robot and is declared cured and released back to New New York. Bender and his new partner in crime, Roberto, escape from the asylum and attempt to rob a bank only to find the cops waiting to bust them. On the lam, the seek refuge on the Planet Express and take the crew hostage.

Jonny Quest “The Dreadful Doll” Dr. Quest is called in to stop a voodoo priest from causing the residents of the island from becoming catatonic zombies. More is going on then meets the eye when Jonny and Hadji see strange things when they are scuba diving.

The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror II “If I Only Had A Brain” Mr Burns fires Homer for his laziness and incompetence. To support his family, Homer becomes a grave digger. Burns, meanwhile, is nearing completion on his robotic laborer, who will some day replace lazy human workers altogether. The only remaining step is to implant a human brain into the machine’s body. Searching a graveyard at night, Burns and Smithers mistake Homer, who has fallen asleep in an open grave, for a newly buried corpse. They remove his brain and place it in the robot.

Duckman “Psyche” Feeling inadequate and hard up, Duckman gets a bill job. The detectives then get a job researching the lives of two large breasted women, but Duckman runs away from it. Seeking further help, takes him into his psyche where he confronts what has really been troubling him.(140)

Thundarr the Barbarian: Harvest of Doom” In South America, Thundarr, Ariel and Ookla encounter an old world train carrying Death Flowers, whose pollen numbs the human will.

Gummi Bears: “If I Were You” Duke Igthorn and Tummi Gummi switch bodies.

Superfriends: “The Brain Machine” Scientist Dr. Cranum invents a machine which evolves him into a futuristic genius, but when he tries to turn it on everyone, Wonder Woman, Batman and Robin must stop him. Pro: short

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“The Mind Maidens” The evil Medula enslaves all women in the world–including Wonder Woman and Jayna, in an attempt to take over the planet. (624) Pro: short

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“Revenge on Gorilla City” With the help of Brainiac’ mind control device, Gorilla Grodd dominates the denizens of Gorilla City. King Solovar flees to recruit the help of the Justice League. Con: not short. Pro: Legion of Doom.

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“The Voodoo Vampire” A voodoo practicing vampire from Africa named Vampirus attacks the SuperFriends. She takes control of Batman, Robin, Superman, and Aquaman and must be foiled by the efforts of Wonder Woman and Black Vulcan. Pro: short.

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“Invasion of the Gleeks” An army of monkeys from the planet Exxor come to Earth intent on conquering it. They take control of Gleek and the SuperFriends must work together to stop them. Pros: short; monkeys!

Sealab 2021: “Brainswitch” An accident leaves Quinn comatose and Stormy allegedly smarter. Have they really switched brains?

Rocket Robin Hood: “The Warlord of Saturn” Ming, the Warlord of Saturn, hypnotizes Little John and uses the enthralled Merry Man in an attempt to conquer Sherwood Asteroid.

Dungeons & Dragons “Quest of the Skeleton Warrior” Venger’s enslaved skeleton warrior, Dekion, reports that he has found the Circle of Power, but it is held in the Lost Tower of the Celestial Knights. Only those with the pure of heart and could be a celestial knight themselves could enter the tower and survive it’s test of courage. Even though Dekion was once a celestial knight, because he is under Venger’s power, he cannot enter. But Venger has a few tricks up his sleeve. Meanwhile, the kids are told to go to the Lost Tower of the Celestial Knights in order to find their new way of getting home. When they meet Dekion they are cautious, but when he informs them that he is a victom of an evil wizards spell they agree to help him. But once inside the tower, the kids start seeing illusions that test their courage, and they all start to fall victom to their fears.

Looney Tunes “The Hare-Brained Hypnotist” Elmer tries stalking Bugs with hypnotism, but it only confuses the hunter-prey relationship, and sets off a pattern of role reversal that will hound the hunter for years.

Spider-Man “Scourge of the Scarf”: From his vantage point atop a building, Spidey watches as crowds form long lines to attend Saturday night Broadway performances. To the panic of the mass of people, the Moon
becomes a psychedelic pinwheel that fills the night sky and dizzies and renders everyone- including Spidey- unconscious.

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The Madness of Mysterio: Spiderman tussles once more with master-of-illusion Mysterio. This time, Mysterio causes Spidey to think that he has shrunk the web-swinger and placed him in a miniature amusement park.

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The Big Brainwasher: The Kingpin’s latest scheme to control New York involves a machine that brainwashes city officials into doing as the commands. Peter’s girl-friend, Mary Jane, invites Peter to watch her dance on opening night at the Gloom Room A-Go-Go, a night club secretly owned by the Kingpin.

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Pardo Presents: Pardo is a sorcerer with the ability to transform himself into a giant cat with hypnotic eyes. He lures top New York City citizens and officials to a theatre with the promise of a spectacular show, then releases his feline alter-ego’s power upon the hapless audience, intending to divest them of their wealth and sap the souls out of their bodies.

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The Witching Hour: The Green Goblin hypnotizes J. Jonah Jameson and plans to use him as a Medium for the Spirit World in order for the Green Goblin to summon ghosts to his aid. Can Spider-Man foil the Green Goblin’s plot?

Reboot “Enzo the Smart:” After Bob upstages him during a game, Enzo decides to get smarter in a hurry. The Read-Only Room at the Principle Office is too much like work for the young sprite, so he’s tempted into tinkering with the system “clock”. Only instead of making himself twice as smart as everyone else in Mainframe, he accidentally makes everyone else half as smart! What’s worse, he ends up trapped in a game cube with a bunch of his dumbed-down friends. Can Enzo beat the User by himself and fix this mess?

The Herculoids: Ruler of the Reptons” Tara is captured by the Reptons, who place her in a mind control device to make them their evil queen. She orders her people to destroy Zandor and the Herculoids, who beat them and go to rescue Tara. The Reptons send the Destructo Bats after them, but they escape, recover Tara and free her from the machine’s influence, and destroy the Reptons’ underground lair. (225)

Samurai Jack “Jack and the Rave” Jack battles a Pied Piper-like DJ who lures children from a village.

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The Aku Infection

Men in Black The Series: “The Psychic Link Syndrome” An insane Alcidian named Forbus is hunting humans, draining them of their bodily fluids. But during the pursuit, Forbus forms a psychic link with Kay, making him feel whatever he feels.

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“The Head Trip Syndrome” Jay mistakes a Cerebro-Accelerator for a pair of head phones, making him the smartest man on Earth. However, this will also cause his brain to explode in twenty-two hours. But his advanced brain is MIB’s only hope when someone uses time travel to erase the five founders of MIB from existence.

OR “The Elle of My Dreams Syndrome” Alien dream eaters known as the Vermax attack the crew of a returning NASA space shuttle. When Jay, Kay and Elle arrive at the landing sight, a Vermax attaches itself to Jay and sends him into a deep sleep. Elle enters Jay’s dreams to get him to wake up and remove the Vermax.

Star Trek The Animated Series: “Mudd’s Passion.” Harry Mudd returns, this time swindling miners with a love potion. This episode was the first of three, mutually exclusive sequels to the TOS episodes “Mudd’s Women” and “I, Mudd“. The second was J.A. Lawrence‘s novella “The Business, as Usual, During Altercations”, published in Mudd’s Angels in 1978. The third was Jerry Oltion’s 1997 novel Mudd in Your Eye. Along with Mark Lenard (Sarek) and Stanley Adams (Cyrano Jones), Roger C. Carmel (Harry Mudd) is one of only three actors, besides the regulars, to play the same character on both this series and Star Trek: The Original Series. While this is Harry Mudd’s final canonical appearance, he would be featured in various Star Trek video games afterwards. Mudd was also considered for appearances in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (appearing as a character witness at the trial of James Kirk, echoing Kirk’s promise to appear as one for Harry’s trial in TOS: “Mudd’s Women“)

BONUS PREMIERES:

Korgoth of Barbaria. In a dark future wasteland, the great cities have risen and fallen, primordial beasts have reclaimed the wilderness and thieves and savages populate sparse, dirty towns. From the frozen north emerges a warrior known as Korgoth, and his merciless savagery may be his only key to survival.

“The Amazing Screw-On Head” From Mike Mignola, creator of Hellboy, The Amazing Screw-On Head stars Paul Giamatti as Screw, a bodiless spy employed by President Abraham Lincoln. When arch-fiend Emperor Zombie, played by David Hyde Pierce, steals an artifact that will enable him to threaten all life on Earth, the task of stopping him is assigned to Screw-on Head.

Saturday Morning Cartoon Party 2007 update again

Doing some planning, I have eliminated a few themes, namely bugs, mirror universes (too similar to previous theme – doppelgangers), water (lots of episodes, but not as good quality as I would like) and tentacles.
As for the rest:
PIRATES
A List:
Spider-Man: Night of the Villains
Superfriends: Sinbad and the Space Pirates
Powerpuff Girls: Mizzen in Action
Venture Brothers: Ghosts of the Sargasso
Jonny Quest: Pirates Below
Bugs Bunny
Undersea Adventures of Captain Nemo
Home Movies (I think)
B List:
Real Ghostbusters: Sea Fright (Love RGB, but this is a so-so episode)
Mighty Orbots: Raid on the Stellar Queen
Herculoids: The Pirates (at least it’s short)
Rocket Robin Hood: The Ghost Pirates
Star Trek: Pirates of Orion (kind of a dull ep)
Thundarr the Barbarian
Looking into:
Samurai Jack
sadness:
No The Tick episode with pirates.
No Freakazoid! episode with pirates.
MUSIC
A List:
Spider-Man: Fiddler on the Loose (and it’s short)
Battle of the Planets: Space Rock Concert (if I can get it)
Powerpuff Girls: See Me Feel Me Gnomey
Clone High: Raisin the Stakes
Futurama
Ripping Friends: The Muscle Magician
Superfriends: Rock and Roll Space Bandits
Bugs Bunny
Ren & Stimpy: Stimpy’s Invention
Home Movies: Guitarmageddon
Freakazoid! Dance of Doom
B List:
Samurai Jack: Jack and the Rave
The Impossibles
Galaxy Rangers: Rainmaker
Mighty Orbots: Magnetic Menace
Gummi Bears
Transformers: Auto-Bop
Jem!
Looking into:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Sealab
Duckman
Sadness: No The Tick episodes about music that I can think of.
TIME
A-List:
Powerpuff Girls
The Tick: The Tick vs Prehistory
Star Trek: The Counter-Clock Incident
Futurama: Time Keeps on Slippin
Thundarr: Portal Into Time
Freakazoid is History!
Ripping Friends: The Man from Next Thursday
Samurai Jack: Jack and the Ultra-Robots/Jack and the Travelling Creatures
Duckman: The Once and Future Duck
Simpsons Treehouse of Horror
Venture Brothers: Escape to the House of Mummy Part II
Sealab 2021: Lost in Time
B-List:
Big Guy & Rusty the Boy Robot: Patriot Games
Real Ghostbusters: It’s About Time
Transformers: A Decepticon in King Arthur’s Court
Batman: Clock King
Herculoids: Time Creatures
Justice League: The Once and Future Thing (good, but a 2-parter)
Superfriends: Elevator to Nowhere; Time Trap; Krypton Syndrome
Superman: New Kids in Town
Rocket Robin Hood: The Time Machine
Dungeons and Dragons
Looking into:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Captain Star
MIND GAMES
A-List:
Ren & Stimpy: Stimpy’s Invention
The Tick vs Science
Real Ghostbusters: Slimer? Is that You?
Powerpuff Girls: Los Dos Mojos; Criss Cross Crisis
Big Guy & Rusty the Boy Robot: Bicameral Mind
Birdman: Mentor the Mind Taker
Freakazoid: The Lobe (+ Toby Danger)
The Ripping Friends: Rip’s Shorts
Bugs Bunny
Batman: Over the Edge
Venture Brothers: Eeny Meeny Miney – Magic!
B-List:
Galaxy Rangers: Psychocrypt
Transformers: Traitor
Thundarr the Barbarian: Harvest of Doom
Herculoids: Ruler of the Reptons
Superman: Two’s a Crowd
Gummi Bears: If I Were You
Sealab 2021: Brainswitch
Looking into:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Duckman
Futurama
Samurai Jack
Dungeons & Dragons

I Need More Women

Uh…for my photo art project!

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I added a couple more expressions to the roster: “rock out” and “snooty.”

Riverview

The commercial airs in mid-March. We shot for 14 hours with a lunch break entirely on the main floor of the hospital, including the old boiler room, as you’ll see below. The food was great, the people were great and I was the only actor (there were maybe 50 crew?) so I felt pampered and preened. They were really fantastic about accommodating my needs – always asking if I had enough food and water, and chaffeuring me out to the set and back.

Staged for the set:

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Not staged…actual hospital rooms etc:

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Okay, granted a lot of shit went down in this place. There is a ton of heavy atmosphere and you don’t need an overactive imagination to figure out the sorts of things that went on. But I was amazed at the amount of superstitious bullshit that was bandied about. Lots of talk about the place being haunted. The elevator with the door that opened and closed without power…a spot on the wall that’s colder than the spots nearby…people being pushed downstairs by ghosts, for the love of Mike! Come on, kids, this is 2007. Get a grip. Grown men were afraid to go to the bathroom on the second floor by themselves. SHEESH.

At any rate, it’s quite a sight to see. Very Blair Witchy.

They Don't Tell You Anything!

So I went to my wardrobe fitting today. I tried on four different labcoats. Turns out the commercial is for some toys, not for a boardgame. Not quite as cool – but still pretty good (much better than beer or cars). So the way the film industry works is you find out you have to be somewhere–whether it be an audition or a callback or wardrobe or the actual filming–the day before it happens, which is putting poor Kenn (my day job boss) out. So even though I am super keen on acting, I don’t really want to get any more auditions for “Spanish male” or “suit-wearing engineer” for a couple weeks. Bring on the mad scientists, though.

So yeah, tomorrow I am getting picked up at 6:25 in the A.M. and being ferried out to Riverview mental hospital for shooting. That’s so crazy it just might work. But I still have no real idea what I’ll be doing or for how long. I didn’t know any of the names of any of the people (or, obviously, what the product was) until this afternoon.

Saturday Morning Cartoon Party 2007 update

The date is set: March 10 2007. Start time – let’s say 9am. My place (click on the image below for the address, if you don’t know). We’ll stop when everyone’s simply had enough. I now have a line on Booberry and Frankenberry, and various cereals from the UK! This will be the TENTH annual SMCP!

I haven’t settled on a theme yet, but here are a few in the running (these lists are incomplete!):

[UPDATE 2018 – THEME WAS MIND GAMES]

PIRATES

  • Spider-Man: Night of the Villains
  • Superfriends: Sinbad and the Space Pirates
  • Real Ghostbusters: Sea Fright
  • Powerpuff Girls: Mizzen in Action
  • Mighty Orbots: Raid on the Stellar Queen
  • Herculoids: The Pirates
  • Rocket Robin Hood: The Ghost Pirates
  • Star Trek: The Pirates of Orion
  • Venture Brothers
  • Jonny Quest: Pirates Below
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Captain Nemo

MUSIC

  • Spider-Man “Fiddler on the Loose”
  • Galaxy Rangers: Rainmaker
  • BotP The Musical Mummy; Space Rock Concert!!!!;
  • Mighty Orbots: Magnetic Menace
  • PPG See Me Feel Me Gnomey
  • Clone High: Raisin the Stakes
  • Futurama: Hell is Other Robots
  • Transformers: Auto-Bop
  • Jem!
  • Superfriends: Rock and Roll Space Bandits
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Ripping Friends: Muscle Magician
  • Samurai Jack: Jack and the Rave

TIME

  • Powerpuff Girls: Speed Demon; Get Back JoJo
  • Big Guy & Rusty the Boy Robot: Patriot Games
  • The Tick: Leonardo Da Vinci & His Fightin’ Time Commandos; Tick vs Prehistory
  • Star Trek Animated: Counter Clock Incident
  • Real Ghostbusters: Its About Time
  • Futurama: Time Keeps on Slipping; Roswell that Ends Well;
  • Transformers: A Decepticon in King Arthur’s Court
  • Batman: Clock King; Time Out of Joint
  • Thundarr: Portal Into Time
  • Herculoids: Time Creatures
  • Freakazoid is History
  • Justice League: Once and Future Thing (2 parter)
  • Superfriends: Elevator to Nowhere; Krypton Syndrome; Time Trap;
  • Superman: New Kids in Town
  • Rocket Robin Hood: The Time Machine
  • Ripping Friends: The Man From Next Thursday
  • Samurai Jack (any)

MIND GAMES

  • The Tick vs Science
  • Real Ghostbusters: Slimer is that You?
  • Powerpuff Girls: Los Dos Mojos; Criss Cross Crisis
  • Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot: Bicameral Mind
  • Galaxy Rangers: psychocrypt
  • Transformers: Traitor
  • Batman: Mad As A Hatter; scarecrow; Over the Edge
  • Thundarr the Barbarian: Harvest of Doom
  • Birdman: Mentor the Mind Taker
  • Herculoids: Ruler of the Reptons
  • Freakazoid: The Lobe
  • Superman: Two’s a Crowd
  • Gummi Bears: If I Were You
  • Bugs Bunny
  • The Ripping Friends: Rip’s Shorts

WATER

  • The Tick vs Reno Nevada
  • Rocket Robin Hood: City Beneath the Seas
  • Battle of the Planets: Ghost Ship of Planet Mir; Sea Dragon; Curse of the Cuttlefish; Siege of the Squids
  • Transformers: Atlantis Arise!
  • Big Guy & Rusty the Boy Robot: Lower Depths
  • Galaxy Rangers: Progress
  • Samurai Jack: Jack Under the Sea
  • Star Trek: The Ambergris Element
  • Fantastic Four: Danger in the Depths
  • Namor Sub-Mariner: any
  • Real Ghostbusters: Devil in the Deep
  • Futurama The Deep South
  • The Impossibles: Aquator
  • Jonny Quest: Sea Haunt
  • Justice League Enemy Below (2 parter)
  • Superfriends: Return of Atlantis; Water Beast;Invasion of the Hydronoids
  • Gummi Bears: Zummi Makes It Hot
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Captain Nemo

TENTACLES

  • BOTP: Siege of the Squids; raid of the space octopus; tentacles from space;
  • Justice League: The Terror Beyond (2 parter)
  • Powerpuff Girls: Octi Evil
  • Real Ghostbusters: The Collect Call of Cathulhu
  • Freakazoid! Statuesque
  • Superfriends: Attack of the Giant Squid
  • Superman: Unity
  • Captain Nemo


BUGS

  • Transformers: Plague of Insecticons
  • BotP A Swarm of Robot Ants; Beast with a Sweet Tooth; The Alien Beetles; Ghostly Grasshopper; attack of the alien wasp; invasion of the locusts; Peril of the praying mantis; spectra space spider;
  • The Tick: Ants in Pants
  • Frankenstein Jr: Spyder Man
  • Powerpuff Girls: Insect Inside
  • Venture Bros (any with Monarch); Incredible Mr Brisby
  • Futurama: The Sting
  • Herculoids: Destroyer Ants; spider man;
  • Superfriends: Termites from Venus; Scorpio!; Coming of the Arthropods
  • Looney Tunes


MIRROR UNIVERSES

  • Powerpuff Girls: Deja View;
  • Real Ghostbusters: Flip Side
  • Justice League: Legends; A Better World (2 parter)
  • Superfriends: Bizaro!!; Warpland; Universe of Evil!!!
  • Superman: Brave New Metropolis

No matter what theme we go with, there will be a viewing of Korgoth of Barbaria and The Amazing Screw-On Head.

Previous themes:

2006 (ninth): April Fools (pranksters and nutjobs)
2005 (eighth): Outer Space

2004 (seventh): Double Trouble (doppelgangers, clones, impostors)

2003 (sixth): The Supernatural

2002 (fifth): Secret Origins

2001 (fourth): Robots!

2000 (third): I don’t remember…
1999 (second): I don’t remember…
1998 (first): none?