Sometimes when I restructurize (as the hair product commercials like to say) my room in anticipation of making a sound booth out of my closet, I find hilarious things from my past.
Yes, this is a for-real, in-my-mailbox junkmail that I’ve held on to for over a decade.
ps – if you’re looking for a haircut, Tanis Renata says “Mens cuts are $27 and ladies are $32. However for your first time in…I will give you 50% off! As well for each person that you refer to me you will get $5 off your next service. So refer five people and thats pretty darn close to a free cut! 604.733.7246 and the salon is located at W2nd and Fir. Also, because you are a paying client…you can enjoy one of our many beverages that we serve you for free….coffee, tea, latte, americano, water, BEER OR WINE! “