My Brother Used to Say I Made Too Much Noise When I Ate

Desmond Morris is all like “people have been eating together since the stone age and it’s a very social event. Look at how people today eat alone in restaurants. They seem awkward, don’t they?” Well although I respect his work, nuts to him. I prefer to eat by myself, or only with very close friends. I don’t want anyone talking to me during lunch. But then, I am an antisocial goon.  

2 Replies to “My Brother Used to Say I Made Too Much Noise When I Ate”

  1. Doesn’t Merrick complain about absolutely everything? I wouldn’t put much stock in his opinion on your eating habits.

  2. Yes that’s true. But he hasn’t complained about my eating habits since we left home. I’ll give him credit for that.

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