So…here’s a new concept band that Taylor and Stewie and I are trying to figure out how to do. The band comes onto the stage in dark street clothes. We put on some big rings onto our fingers which light up with a green LED, and we all chant “In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware my power…Green Lantern’s light!” The stage is bathed in green light and at the same time, a black light is turned on which reveals the black-light sensitive patches on our clothes which transform our dark clothes into bright Green Lantern costumes. Our musical instruments are all created from our ring’s energy (they too are marked with black light sensitive tape). We’re all different GL’s. I could cut my hair to look like Guy Gardner. Taylor is Kilawog. We sing cover songs.
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