Leave My Yellow Alone

I went toothpaste shopping on the weekend. It was very difficult to find a toothpaste that didn’t have some kind of “whitening” action. What’s the deal? Is dark and gloomy teeth really become a problem of late? No. Those marketing snakes. I’ll brush THEIR teeth!

3 Replies to “Leave My Yellow Alone”

  1. Buy Tom’s of Maine, it’s organic… health food stores have more flavours than crappy big box ones.

  2. Yeah that’s the kind that Marlo gets. I ALMOST got it, but it was about $4 compared to Colgate $1.49 and since I am poor every toonie counts. I think they had about four flavours at the London Drugs – I prefer licorice. Colgate’s good because I think it’s the only kind of toothpaste that doesn’t have cancer-causing dyes ‘n’ shit in it (though I could be wrong, it’s been a long time since I’ve done that research) and it’s also pretty cheap.

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