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Short haired girls

Marlo asked me the other day why I prefer girls with short hair. I haven’t thought about this for a while, so here we go:

1. I can see the neck. I like the female neck. It’s one of my favourite bits.

2. This may be complete bullshit, but my observations over my adult life is that women with short hair are more independent, and I find that attractive.

3. Short hair is low-maintenance. Are girls with short hair also low-maintenance? The thought occurred to me. See note regarding bullshit (above).

4. Especially in the 80’s when I became less of a boy and more of a man, short hair was quite uncommon, and so I think I found it just a little exotic. Or at least, not mainstream. And that appeals to me too, what with me being a freak and an outcast.

5. Maybe I’m a dyke trapped in a man’s body?

I wanted to blog more, but this confounded mouse is making it really frustrating to work on the computer, so I’m just going to go make dinner. Hey, that’s a good name for a convention: Con-Founded

19 Replies to “Short haired girls”

  1. You uh… need a mouse? I might know a guy who knows a guy who works with a LOT of hardware all day. Maybe one of the older opticals could go for a walk? I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

  2. Not been practising proper mouse hygiene eh? You know it can get infected if you don’t wash it every day.

    Maybe you like short hair because in the 70’s you were molested by Crystal Gayle.

  4. On me, short hair is high maintenance. I get major bedhead and it’s super-stubborn. So, I keep it long so I don’t have to do much with it, including brushing.

  6. Women with Long Hair are wonderful. Women with Mid Length Hair are wonderful. Women with Short Hair are wonderful. Hmmm, I’m starting to see a pattern here and it may involve hair. As for the mouse hygiene and your need to be disciplined, we’ll leave that to Marlo.

    Con-Found would only be a good newfie Con. Con-Foundland…. Okay I was reaching and fell on my ass. Look away now.

  7. i get a cow lick something wicked when my hair is short so i can completely sympathise/empathise with gail. long hair is less maintenance.

    I wonder if anyone ever named their game con “CON-vention”. or what about “CON-sider I”t? or ‘shut the fuck up banks”?

  10. It’s true, Marlo is very high maintenance. She’s never happy unless I’ve provided her the finest jewelry, makeup, and clothes. And she won’t even ride with me unless my ferrari has been waxed. Reminds me of Janet Jackson’s “What Have You Done For Me Lately? Ooo-oo-oo-oooo-oooh”

  14. Yeah, maybe. Boys with breasts and vaginas. And feminine necks.
    I was always confused why they were called tomboys. Shouldn’t they be called Janeboys or something? Cuz Tom = male and boy = male so that’s Malemale.

  15. Just because I’m dating the singer of a band you happen to like, doesn’t give you license to give everyone your opinion on what you’ve determined I look like by looking at one LJ userpic. Seriously, even on Toren’s own blog, how is he supposed to react to the fact that you are “insulting” his girlfriend? Do you even know Toren?

    Now kindly fuck off.

    Just when I enable anonymous commenting on my LJ again, some fuckwad reminds me why I turned it off in the first place.

  16. Grrrrrr, that was awesome, KILLL HIIIIIIIM! and short hair is where it is at. I also have a neck love problem..although maybe problem isn’t the right word for it.

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