Did your eyebrows grow back properly? Because on November 16th 2004 you were wondering about them.
Safeway plastic bags are crappy. They’re too…wide. When I set one down on the bus stop bench two cans of cat food rolled out. Then, as I was walking home, I dropped both of them. This has nothing to do with the function of the bags, but the function of my fingers. I didn’t realize it at the time, but my yogurt burst open in the bag. When I got home I found frozen yogurt on the outside of my orange juice can.