I’ve come to learn that my favourite fruit is pineapple. Specifically, big fat chunks of fresh pineapple. There was a massive bowl of it at C&K’s wedding and I loaded up like nobody’s business. I think after that comes grapes – seedless of course, and green. Oh, but what about strawberries? O those berries purportedly made of straw! Delicious but sometimes secretly mouldy! Pray to your berry gods that the last berry in the basket is unspoiled, for last berry satisfaction.