Movies not yet on video that I’d like to see (in no particular order):

The Triplets of Belleville
Intolerable Cruelty (anyone seen this?)
Alien: Director’s Cut
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Bubba Ho-Tep (if it ever plays in this town)
Pied Piper, Valerie and her Week of Wonders, The Cremator

Perhaps those readers whom I don’t outright despise might consider getting together for some kind of film “viewing.” I like matinees, there’s a better chance of getting a good seat. Money is an object. My favourite cinema is Tinseltown. Oh, the seats are sooo nice. And you can put your feet up if you play your cards right. And by “play your cards,” I mean “sit in the right spot”. I like sneaking food into the theater. Especially clam chowder.

Movies to avoid: Radio. If for no other reason than that I’m sick of it being thrown in my face everywhere I look.

Will I want to go see Matrix: Revolutions? Tune in next week for the answer to that and other bone-chilling questions!