Kids Book 2: Secrets of the Starbucks

We live in a world where people use cafés as office space. I could never work in a café, it would be too distracting. I can barely work at home with the cat, nevermind the people-watching opportunities in a public place like Starbucks. Don’t these people have their own offices or homes? I suppose they’re filled with crying babies and substandard beverages. Not being a coffee drinker, I normally have no call to go into a Starbucks, but when Dan replied to my email responding to his Craigslist ad it was agreed that we’d meet at the Starbucks on Commercial Drive. I brought my sketchbook.

Anyone in a freelance capacity is probably used to meeting new people on neutral ground. My advice is to make sure you get a description of the other person, and provide one of yourself. This is something I try to remember to do, but I don’t always succeed. I seem to recall in this instance I forgot, but luckily when someone who is waiting for a stranger sees a stranger wandering around seemingly looking for another stranger, the task of identification is within his means. That was the case in the Starbucks in question.

Oops, I forgot a step. Before we met, we sent volleys of email with regards to artistic styles. Everyone knows that the ‘genre’ of kids books runs the gamut from stick people to high art. I wish I was in the same league with Shaun Tan (Red Tree, The Lost Thing, The Rabbits) or Tony DiTerlizzi but I’m probably closer artistically to H.A. Ray (Curious George) or Dr Seuss (on a very good day). My personal affinity towards kids book art is Maurice Sendak and Mercer Mayer, so that is the kind of thing I would be going for on this proposed book.

At the meeting, Dan brought some books to show me, and we discussed the range of styles and formats that would work if, in fact, we would be collaborating. We discussed the story, the characters, and I did some sketches of the main monster character on the spot, with just a smidgeon of direction from Dan. Basically, I would draw a few different concepts and he’d pick his favourite, Then I’d draw a few more incorporating his feedback, and so on. We certainly did not come to a fleshed-out, final design but it got us out of the gate. Around that same time I was practicing my character design with the help of Preston Blair’s Cartoon Animation book, which was helping me to break out of the realism rut I’d gotten into with illustrating Dungeons & Dragons books for nigh on a decade. That helped immensely to put the visual character into the characters written by Dan.

I think if I was a go-getting sleazy corporate shill with no ideas of my own I would just haunt coffee shops around big cities and wait to overhear the million-dollar ideas that float around unprotected. But I’m not a go-getter with no ideas. I’m a guy with lots of ideas who likes to sleep in.

Dan told me that he was ‘auditioning’ a few other artists so he’d get back to me. We parted, I went home, and worked on a few more sketches over the next few days, which I emailed periodically.

Next: Hell is Colour.

Exercise A: Count the Lurkers

Help me get a better sense of who reads my blog. Comment below with any three words of your choice. Please and thank you! If three words isn’t enough for you, you could regale me with tales of why you read my blog, what posts interest you most and which ones don’t interest you.

Apart from the topic of incorrect, misunderstood, misinterpreted, and otherwise “bad” science, which interests me terribly, Dr Goldacre’s acerbic writing (in this case on the otherwise whimsical topic of people dying of AIDS) tickles my various fancies.

Check It http://www.badscience.net/?p=287

Illustrating a Kids Book 1

Illustrating a Children’s Book: A Production Diary By Toren Atkinson

So you want to know what it’s like to illustrate a kid’s book? Stay tuned for the lowdown from conception to consummation. In this online diary I’ll endeavour to provide you the maximum insight dosage, but you must understand that I am not in a position to release all of our deadly secrets since this is a work in progress and until the book is actually published, some things must remain on the “downlow.”

Note: if you just want to read the kid’s book posts and not the rest of my blog, which sometimes contains hilariously irreverent opinions on politics and religion as well as how much I hate commercials and love the Rio Theater, you can click on the “book diary” category link on the right and they’ll all come up.

How to Illustrate a Children’s Book, Step One: Learn how to draw. I’ve been drawing since I could hold a crayon, but one doesn’t need to do that. I mean look at Brandon Bird. I think I read somewhere that he only started around 2000 and he’s nothing to sneeze at. When I was 13 or so I did stupid cartoons for a local newspaper which somebody somewhere–probably me—has in a photo album. I started doing jobs for friends and acquaintances—illustrations of people’s houses-to-be and portraits and tattoo designs that I usually wasn’t too interested in doing. I’ve also got the chronic perfectionist artist guilt (CPAG – please give generously at home or the office), which means that I have no idea what to charge someone for a commission, so I usually undercharge, and if it’s not absolutely perfect I feel like I left the door open so that their prize shi tzu ran out into the street and got killed by an ice cream truck. Actually scratch that – I hate those ugly, yippy dogs and wouldn’t feel bad if that happened. Plus readily available ice cream makes for a convenient and delicious consolation. Suffice to say, I always feel self-conscious and awkward doing work for somebody else, and it makes a low-paying field even harder to get by in when I always undercut myself. On the topic of tattoos let me just say that even the coolest-looking designs are cheesy because tattoos are cheesy and I have a policy of refusing such requests (even though I did my brother’s).

In 1996 I started illustrating professionally in the roleplaying game industry. Thanks in large part to the fact that I was (and am) in an H.P. Lovecraft tribute band. I started doing illos in Call of Cthulhu books published by the fine folks at Pagan Publishing. That led to Dungeons & Dragons and various card, board games, and similar work. The boom was 2000-2004, in which I was able to quit my office job. The bust was around 2004 in which I had to get one back. Looking to diversify, I started prowling around video game companies and other options, but in addition to my CPAG I also suffer from Self Promotion Deficiency Syndrome. Couple that with the fact that I’m juggling art with music and acting (not to mention precious time-wasting) means I did most of my job-shopping online, behind the safety of my computer monitor. Enter Craigslist Vancouver.

I saw a want ad for an illustrator for a Children’s book. As part of my “back to the workaday doldrums” initiative of 2004, I got a job in a book warehouse. Not The Book Warehouse, just a book warehouse. Well, Raincoast Books, specifically—printer and distributor of the Harry Potter franchise in Canada. If you don’t hate Chapters going in, you will by the time you spend a few weeks pricing their books. I spent about a year there, three days a week, and in that time I saw a lot of kids books. Some of them were intimidating in their grandeur, while others were inspiring in their mediocrity. The fact that I just wanted to get the hell out of the warehouse was also a contributor to my aspirations of creating (or helping to create) a kid’s book. So when I saw that Craigslist ad, I didn’t blink.

End part 1.

Filthy Unsubstantiated Thickets Rumours

Just tossing around ideas. All plans are carved into chocolate in the hot sun. 

What if The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets put out two albums in the year 2007? One circa January and the second one in August with a big CD release concert at the Penny Arcade Expo (what I call the P.A.E.). Polling various nerd experts gets a figure of about 20,000 attendees to the last one, with the next one to double. If even one percent of that number purchases some variety of Thickets merch, we could do well. We just need some kind of trustworthy, hardworking rep down there to prep everything for our arrival. That gives us almost a year to get our byakhee in a row with regards to merchandise. 

One of the albums would be The Shadow Out of Tim storyline. The second would be “just” a collection of songs, with a DVD retrospective of the band (the one I’ve been planning for years and which almost happened this past winter). Don’t know what order they’d be released. Each album would have at least 9 songs on it. 

Here’s a question for you – if we were to include a “remix” (aka do-over) of one of our older songs, which one should it be? It wouldn’t just be a re-recording, we’d want to alter the song, do it in a different style, or otherwise make it unique. It shouldn’t be one of our most popular, polished ones, because a song like The Math Song or Burrow Your Way To My Heart doesn’t need fixing. 

We’ve got an Eastern sounding song coming down the wire and I had an interesting thought. A la “Dies ist Unverschamtheit,” what if we did a song in ancient Egyptian, or Coptic, possibly about Nyarlathotep or Irem, City of Pillars. I’ve composed an email to Stuart Tyson Smith, noted Egyptologist from University of California who was a language coach for the Stargate and Mummy films. Forgot to send it last night in all the gaming excitement but I’m hopeful. Turning now to The Shadow Out of Tim, I had an interesting idea for a song this afternoon. As mentioned in a previous blog entry our marine biologist protagonist retraces the voyage he has made while his mind was possessed by a Yithian, taking his boat, the R.V. Steadfast, far out to sea in the Indian Ocean. I think it would be fun to have a song that just illustrates all the terrible way his various crew members meet their respective demises one fateful night. Kind of like a Gashlycrumb Tinies set on a boat.

Oh and we’ve got a show at The Vault in Chilliwack on the 30th, and I’m working on a Hallowe’en one here in Vancouver (any suggestions?).

In My Life

I went from having no dreams for months to having really weird dreams almost every night. I dreamt that I went to Chilliwack to visit Amber and her hubby and some old guy was crucifying storks out back. That’s how my subconscious works, folks.

I didn’t make a big thing about this at the time, but in June I sat Marlo down and told her that for a little while I would have to sever all contact with her so that I could get her out of my system, and she understood. Yesterday was the first time I’ve spoken to her since then. I called her to wish her a happy birthday and we caught up to some extent. I think it’s important to keep my emotional life uncomplicated until my zen reserves are 100% recharged, so the segregation must continue until my emotional ducks are in a row. You know how some relationships end with “let’s continue to be friends – I’m totally going to call you” and it’s all a bunch of B.S? I’ve been on the receiving end of that and I refuse to be the source. So I just wanted to say “Hi, happy birthday, talk to you later” and so I did.

I think I forgot to mention – but you may have heard – Pluto has been voted out as a planet by the International Astronomical Union due to it’s literal eccentricities and small size. We now have 8 official planets again. It’s just like we’re back in 1929. Let’s hope the stock market doesn’t crash this time. If they didn’t vote Pluto out they’d have added Charon, Xena and Ceres to the list of official planets instead.

We had our last session of Mutants & Masterminds last night. We defeated the big boss villain and nobody died except for many civilians thanks to silly old Deus Ex (Mike’s character), not that Zero (my character) particularly cared, being essentially neutral. That’s what happens when you throw characters from my gritty Power Enterprise powered government agents universe into a four-colour Justice League superhero universe. The more I play D&D and M&M and other d20 games, the more I like the Spaceship Zero rules system.

The Martian Maphunter

I ran some Spaceship Zero at the HPL Birthday Party gaming convention this past weekend and now I’m making an effort to write the scenario up all nice-nice. It happens on Mars, so I’m trying to figure out exactly where on Mars. The secret human base needs to be in a deep cavern, and I’ve learned that Valles Marineris is a canyon similar to our own Grand Canyon, but ten times as long and seven times as deep and wide. Neat. Then I read about Noctis Labyrinthus, which apart from having a cool sounding name that literally means ‘the labyrinth of night’ looks fantastic.

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Here’s a big shot of Mars showing Valles Marineris, which as you can see is ginormous. At the far left of the rift is Noctis Labyrinthus

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This is not a photograph. I’m assuming it’s a digital image or a painting or some kind of combo (by Arnaud and Florent Creux of http://marsrender.site.voila.fr/) :

But here’s an actual photo from the Viking orbiter

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And a fancy artistic rendition by Fahad Sulehria of novacelestia.com

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You Thought I Was Done, Didn't You?

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I’m not 100% satisfied with these designs (ignore that I ran out of room on the paper for Animalgam’s right leg) but they give you an idea. Speaking of World Wildlife, I got this email yesterday (heavily edited for brevity):

We are actively recruiting volunteers for the Vancouver Triathlon, one of the three events (the other two were hosted in Edmonton and Calgary) for the first year in support of World Wildlife Fund of Canada (WWF).
Multisports Canada’s 5th Vancouver Triathlon in Ceperley Park (close to Second Beach, Stanley Park – downtown Vancouver). The triathlon will see the participation of over 500 athletes,
Monday, September 4th – LABOUR DAY
On the Volunteer Form, you will see a list of tasks and start/finish times… I know, I know, 5:30 am may sound a bit early [damn right – that’s 3 hours after I go to bed]! Body Marking, Registration, Set-up… all important activities that need your generous time and commitment to make it work There are other areas on the Swim, Bike and Run courses where you are needed to give directions, pass on some water to the thirsty athletes, and cheer as loud as you can! Also, you get to make new friends and support WWF in the magical set-up of Stanley Park!
fill out the volunteer form and fax it back to my attention at 604.678.5155. Should you require further information, again, feel free to email me directly (mdigiacomo@wwfcanada.org) or call me at 604.678.5152. Also, bring your friends and family and let’s join the fun!
… AND TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUCH NEEDED SUPPORT…
We have t-shirts, goodie bags and food as a little token of appreciation… 🙂
If you want to find out more, please visit: www.multisportscanada.com/Vancouver.html
P.S.: you can forward this to ANYONE else who may be interested. Thank you!
Mimmo Di Giacomo

My response was this:

This may sound a little weird, but is there anything going on besides the athletic stuff? I’d like to stop by and make a donation but I don’t want to do anything listed on the volunteer form.

The answer was an enthusiastic “absolutely, we’d be delighted if you stopped by!” so if anyone wants to go down to Stanley Park with me late in the morning on the 4th, I’m going to check it out, donate some cash to WWF, and maybe pick up a t-shirt or something if they’re not too hideous. And try to avoid competitive people who are ruining their knees.