Warner Superhero Cartoons

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So, I was a fan of Batman: The Animated Series when it came out in the 90’s – the only decent cartoon since The Real Ghostbusters. Superman: The Animated Series followed and it had some good episodes. Justice League was similar but Justice League: Unlimited really kicked the jams in, or out, or something. Jams and kicking was involved. Then came Teen Titans which I…mostly disliked, and Legion of Superheroes, which does nothing for me.

But…

Superman: Doomsday (click for trailer) is a direct-to-DVD release which will have followups including Justice League: New Frontier, Teen Titans: The Judas Contract, Batman: Gothic Knight and a Wonder Woman vid. Because it’s not on TV they did it more “adult” (PG-13) than the previous cartoons, plus it will be out of continuity with the previous work. Unfortunately they got name stars to do the voices, rather than legitimate voice actors, but we’ll see how that plays out.

Justice League – Warner issues Press Release for New Frontier
ON FEBRUARY 26, 2008!
There will also be a 2 disc Special Edition DVD available for $24.98 SRP which contains additional bonus features including
* “Super Heroes United!: The Complete Justice League History” – The documentary is a comprehensive forty seven year Justice League chronology from the inception in the comics to vivid animated renditions.
* “Sneak Peak: Batman: Gotham Knight” – One part anime, one part Caped Crusader, the result is a glimpse at the world of Eastern anime sensibilities combined with a Western tradition of Batman. A detailed look at the world of Warner Bros Animation, and how they joined forces with the renowned Japanese animators to create the highly anticipated anime film of 2008.
* “Audio Commentary I” (featuring the talented filmmakers of New Frontier)
* “Audio Commentary II” (featuring Comic Book Writer and Artist Darwyn Cooke)
* “The Legion of Doom: The Pathology of the Super Villain”- This documentary will examine the early mythological archetypes of nemesis characters from a historical perspective, and see how the tenants of this rich history were adapted and woven into the Justice League stories.
* “Comic Book Commentary: Homage to the New Frontier” – This documentary is a nod to the fans of the New Frontier comic book.
* “Justice League Unlimited Bonus Episodes” Bruce Timm selects three of his favorite episodes from the Justice League Unlimited animated series:
1. Dark Heart 2. To Another Shore 3. Task Force X

My Old Stomping Ground

As soon as I walked in the door of Jeremy’s housewarming I was doomed. Dolmathes, olives, houmous, dark chocolate, homemade peanut butter cookies with peanut reese’s pieces, cheese w/ rosemary crackers, and introducing the Parthenon’s “God’s Dip” – essentially a Greek salad in a dip. So today I blew the diet, willingly and openly. But even though I went well outside the restrictions I’ve set for myself, I didn’t eat nearly as much as I would have if I weren’t on this diet. Still, I feel I’ve revisited the place where I am at my weakest and simultaneously my most comfortable. The place where I am the most satisfied for a short time and then I am the least satisfied immediately afterwards.
Hello, place.

It’s funny-peculiar how on one level I want to be in that place so bad, but on another level it makes me sick to think of it. In that moment when I’ve come home from Safeway with a bag of peanut M&Ms, double chocolate cookies, corn chips and 7 layer dip and lemon houmous, and maybe a tub of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, that’s an exciting, heavenly, fulfilling moment. And then when the bags are empty and I’m full to the point of feeling queasy, I am in the moment of regret, shame, and reprobation. And every moment of the day when my mind is not occupied with work or similarly engaged, loading up on the sweets and treats IS ALL I WANT. I mean how do you manage that, really? I know that my current starvation diet isn’t really addressing the problem – more like it’s addressing the fallout to the problem – but I honestly don’t know how to fight it.

Is part of the solution to stop buying my own food? Should I shell out for someone to prepare all of my meals? Is there going to be a time when I don’t crave nachos with guacamole and kalamata olives, or butter chicken, or a DQ Blizzard? Because I’m pretty sure that the only reason I’m able to stay on this diet is because I know that said treats are in my future, and the sooner I lose these last 6 lbs the sooner I can put these delicious treats in my mouth and unintentionally begin putting the weight back on.

Paul and Jeremy and I were talking about exercise tonight. A variety of sources say that biking is good for you but helps not at all in losing weight. Is it true? If so, where’s the justice? Jeremy works out at a gym and as I mentioned I cannot stomach that (bit of a pun there). Paul champions the miracle of Chuck Norris’ Total Gym, which I’m considering. You can get them on Craigslist for $150-200 so I figure I could try it out and if it didn’t work out, sell it on Craigslist for $150-200. Kind of like a free trial with hassle. I could also get an exercise ball and try to conquer my lack of motivation. Alternately: sports sports sports sports. Indoor soccer in 2008? I did enjoy the summer of tennis. Problem is finding the right groove in terms of people, scheduling and location.

Moving on….

I had to walk down to Safeway today to get groceries. Walk! Can you believe it? Too treacherous for bike riding, especially since I almost got murdered yesterday going down a hill and trying to break as a car came towards me. Don’t tell Mom her favourite son almost DIED. Speaking of treacherous, I had to buy my chicken at Safeway, which normally I wouldn’t do, but I just didn’t have time to go to the butcher. I think I’m going to try my orange juice/pumpkin pie spice/butternut squash recipe tonight. And I’m going to put it on HIGH. OVERNIGHT. I hope I don’t burn the house down.

Because I couldn’t ride my bike I thought wouldn’t it be a good idea to go around the neighborhood and offer to shovel people’s walkways for free? That would be good exercise, and it would be serving my bourgeoisie community. Unfortunately them comic book pages ain’t gonna ink themselfs, so my muscles will atrophy as my inking skills grow (in theory).

Day 21: ice cream 125 granoli 130 banana 200 granoli 110 apple 100 granoli 110 vegetables 125 chicken 200 = 1100 calories

Day 22: ice cream 140 granoli 110 apple 100 banana 200 granoli 110 chicken 250 ice cream 25 granoli 220 = 1155

Day 23: ice cream 25 granoli 220 orange 100 ice cream 25 + FAILURE

Comic History 101: The Platinum Age part 2

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1928 THE GREAT DEPRESSION The beginning of the Great Depression in the United States is associated with the stock market crash on October 29, 1929, known as Black Tuesday. This was obviously a desperate time, when the everyman felt powerless, and the escapist heroes of the era would reflect that, and how.

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1929 POPEYE first appeared in the daily King Features comic strip Thimble Theatre on January 17. Popeye is depicted as having superhuman strength, though the nature of his strength changes depending on which medium he is represented in. Originally, the comic-strip Popeye revealed that he had gained his strength by rubbing the head of the rare Whiffle Hen. He later said he was strong because he ate spinach.

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1929 TINTIN IN THE LAND OF THE SOVIETS was published for the first time in the children’s supplement to the Belgian newspaper Le Vingtième Siècle and appeared in album form in 1930. The story is a political satire, expressing the creator’s (Hergé) distrust of the Soviet Union and poking fun at its claim to have a thriving economy.

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1930 GLADIATOR is an American science fiction novel written by Philip Wylie. In it, a scientist creates a super-serum to improve mankind, granting the proportionate strength of an ant and the leaping ability of the grasshopper. He injects his pregnant wife with the serum and his son, Hugo Danner, is born with superhuman strength, speed, and bulletproof skin. Hugo spends much of the novel hiding his powers, rarely getting a chance to openly use them. The precursor and inspiration for Superman.

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1931 DICK TRACY, the hard-hitting, fast-shooting, and brilliant police detective was created by cartoonist Chester Gould, and distributed by the Chicago Tribune Syndicate. Gould introduced a raw violence to comic strips, reflecting the violence of 1930s Chicago, and also did his best to keep up with the latest in crime fighting techniques. Tracy uses forensic science, advanced gadgetry and plain hard thinking to track down and catch the often grotesquely ugly villain, who are arguably the strongest appeal. It has been suggested that this comic strip was the first example of the police procedural mystery story. Tracy’s world is decidedly black and white where the bad guys are sometimes so evil that their very flesh is deformed to announce their sins to the world.

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1931 THE SHADOW was a ruthless anti-hero in the noir vein, a man clad in black, working at night, who used a ‘fight fire with fire’ philosophy in fighting crime — burglarizing in the name of justice, and terrifying criminals into vulnerability before he gunned them down. The Shadow’s creation was practically an accident. In 1930, “The Shadow” was the name given to the narrator of the Detective Stories radio show whose plots were drawn from the pulp magazine of the same name. The magazine (not a comic book) was published by Street and Smith, and the company aimed the radio program at boosting the magazine’s circulation. However, listeners found the announcer more compelling than the stories and began asking newsstands for copies of The Shadow Magazine, which did not exist. Responding appropriately to the unexpected demand, S&S commissioned Walter B. Gibson to begin writing stories of The Shadow. Gibson wrote a reported 282 out of 325 Shadow books over twenty years: a novel-length story twice a month (1st and 15th).

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1933 Another pulp magazine hero, DOC SAVAGE (aka Clark Savage, Jr) was a physician, scientist, adventurer, inventor and musician. A team of scientists assembled by his father trained his mind and body to near-superhuman abilities almost from birth, giving him great strength and endurance, a photographic memory, mastery of the martial arts, and vast knowledge of the sciences. He “rights wrongs and punishes evildoers.” The novel writer, Lester Dent, described the hero as a mix of Sherlock Holmes’ deductive abilities, Tarzan’s outstanding physical abilities, Craig Kennedy’s scientific education, and Abraham Lincoln’s goodness.

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1934 FLASH GORDON is the hero of a science fiction comic strip originally drawn by Alex Raymond, created to compete with the already established Buck Rogers strip.

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1936 THE PHANTOM series began with a daily newspaper strip. While the Phantom is not the first fictional costumed crimefighter, he is the first to wear the skintight costume that has become a hallmark of comic-book superheroes, and the first to wear a mask with no visible pupils, another superhero standard. Inspired by the creator’s lifelong fascination with such myths and legends as El Cid and King Arthur, as well as Zorro, Tarzan, and The Jungle Book’s Mowgli, Lee Falk originally envisioned the Phantom’s alias as rich playboy Jimmy Wells, fighting crime by night as the mysterious Phantom, but partway through his first story, “The Singh Brotherhood”, he moved the Phantom to the jungle.

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1937 DC Comics was founded as National Allied Publications in 1934 by Malcolm Wheeler-Nicholson. The initials “DC” were originally an abbreviation for the company’s popular title Detective Comics, and later became the official name.

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1937 PRINCE VALIANT comic strip began in full color tabloid sections. I include it here only to show how advanced comic book art had already come by this time.

Crock It – Experiment 2

Picked up more chicken today and tried another recipe in the old slow cooker today. Wasn’t as successful as the first one. I think I’m putting too much stuff in.

Today I put in (in order): tiny potatoes (I’m not getting the satisfaction out of the potatoes. Even after 9 hours in the crock, they’re still not as soft as I’d like them. Maybe I have to chop them up even finer. Or maybe I’ll just eliminate them from the equation altogether); onion (not doing it for me either – are onions supposed to taste good when you eat them or are they just there to smell good while they cook and get into the other foods? Because in both my experiments eating the onion was blandsville); green pepper; celery; mushrooms (always a pleasure); chicken breasts; lemon juice straight from the lemon; canned tomatoes (tastes good straight out of the can!); a bulb of garlic; rosemary; oregano; basil; pepper.

I wonder if I may be putting too much stuff in? Maybe I should just be putting in chicken and garlic and one or two vegetables and herbs and that’s it?

I think for my next illusion I’m going to try something Greek – chicken with kalamata olives and sun dried tomatoes (would they become un-dried in the slow cooker?) or something curry or something with…squash? Suggestions welcome.

I wonder if I should get some capers?

Day 15 & 16: Saving Up Is Hard To Do

Well I’m down to 186 lbs, says Joe’s scale. That’s about 10 lbs in two weeks, which is consistent with what I was doing when I was on MediFast, only instead of eating those powdery packets of food I’m eating real food like oranges and apples and…ice cream bars? If you call that real food. Hey, I’m getting my calcium that I wouldn’t be getting anywhere else. At Safeway they have creamsicle bars that are 25 calories each. Hard to believe, and delicious.

Tonight I went a little overboard, strayed from my regime. I went to Joe’s Rock Band (video game) party and there were vegetables, which I ate, but also cheese & crackers and chips & 7 layer dip, which I also ate. If I wasn’t on this hella restrictive diet nobody would accuse me of making a pig of myself, but on a diet where I’m trying to keep each sitting to 200 calories or less, well, that’s not something I did tonight.

On the MediFast diet one of the pieces of advice is to stay out of social situations where bad food is present. Makes sense, but if I did that, I wouldn’t be playing D&D or even seeing my friends that often. So my solution to that is just to plan for it. I knew that I’d be going to Joe’s tonight so I just was extra conservative on the calories leading up to it.

Day 15: ice cream 70 granoli 110 ice cream 100 apple 100 ice cream 140 turkey 180 green beans 60 granoli 130 ice cream 25 = 915 calories

Day 16: granoli 110 ice cream 25 grape tomatoes 150 Rock Band party snackables 350 crock pot experiment two 200 ice cream 25 = 900 calories

Rock Band (the other one)

Played the Rock Band video game at Joe’s. Pretty fun. We switched up vocals, bass, guitar and drums constantly throughout the night. Just like Guitar Hero, most of the songs were of no interest to me, but some were winners. I even played some Queens of the Stone Age (“Go With The Flow”) playing bass AND singing AT THE SAME TIME! Can you imagine? Never before in the history of time has that been attempted! For those GH geeks out there, I’ve noticed a bit of a difference in the Playstation guitars and the guitars for other platforms (I guess Rock Band is for the X-Box or something, I wasn’t really paying attention). The fret buttons were hard to get used to, but the strum bar was less finicky than on the PS version – the latter of which I find I really have to jerk all the way up and down for it to register, which is very frustrating, because I haven’t been able to finish Tenacious D’s “The Metal” yet.

RE: the drum kit – it seems like a really good way to actually practice your hand-eye-foot coordination. I can drum, but nothing tricky. I sense that practicing on Rock Band would be instrumental (haha) to improving one’s chops. With this, and all of the instruments on these sorts of games, there’s really no artistic leeway, which is great for learning. You have to hit the proper pads at the exact time you’re prompted, and nothing else. And yes of course there’s a foot pedal. Cowbell is done with the microphone, interestingly enough.

Day 9: Pizza Party!

Pizza is like sex. When it’s good, it’s great, and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

Heat Miser, the boss and I talked about the mother of all pizza parties at work on Friday. Here’s the scheme – I think you’re gonna love it, because I do.

– get a bunch of pizza fans together
– decide on a pizza – ham & pineapple or pepperoni or vegetarian: something that all pizza places would have but nobody really specializes in. Let’s say for the sake of discussion that it’s pepperoni (though I prefer H&P)
– order delivery from all of the pizza places that will deliver to us for one small pepperoni pizza.
– make a note of how long it takes to arrive, and the cost of each
– critique each pizza based on such criteria as crust, sauce, cheese, pepperoni (taste and generosity)
– get really sick of pizza, if that’s even possible.
– blog about results

Who’s in? I can’t think of a more fun way to spend an evening. Maybe it’s because I’m on a diet.

Day 9: granola bar 130 apple 100 granola bar 130 apple 100 turkey 180 green beans 60 banana 200 cocoa 15 Thinsations 100 = 1015 calories