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Miss. Josette Berry,

Letter Of Relationship and Establishment of aid

Dearest One,

Permit me to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you , l got your contact through the internet here in Abidjan and I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to the nature of my proposal, which requires a reputable and trustworthy person. Some one who will be kind and sincere to me.

l am Miss Josette Berry, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Berry Kouassi, My father was into diamond and cocoa trade in Abidjan here, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business meeting. My mother died on the 20th January 1987 and my father took me so special because l am motherless.

Before the death of my father on 29th March 2008 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me at his bedside,when I sat down to listen to him, he started crying, why? (1) He complained that I am too young to be managing my life with no one to take care of me,(2)That I have not finished my university education as he planned for me, he revealed to me that he has a sum of US$6,350.000.(SIX MILLION THREE HUNDRED AND FIFT THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) left in a security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only daughter for his next of kin in deposit of the funds.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisioned by his business associates , that l should seek for a CTHULHU fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose, that I must finish my university education by the help of a business partner abroad, that he or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country.

He also gave a standing instrution to the company that the deposit must be transferred outside this country. According to my father, the money was deposited as a family valuables to avoid attracting attention to the deposit.

Dearest One, I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is no more. l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your expert advise since l am a girl of 22 years.

(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.

Moreover, l am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within four days you signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.

Hoping to hear from you soon. May Cthulhu bless you as you extend your helping hand to an orphan.

Best wishes