So on the advice of Zdepthcharge (if that is your real name) I went to Max’s Deli and got a “real” cup of coffee, in pursuit of my quest to find another zero calorie beverage besides diet pop and water. They had some sugar free hazelnut syrup so I had her put a shot of that in to give it a bit of sweetness. The small cup was $2 plus change. I got outside and took a swig. I walked the 3 blocks home and put probably a quarter cup of Splenda in it. Okay, now it was sweet, but it still tasted rank. The only thing I could think of was to put a couple drops of licorice extract in it. I managed to finish it the next day after it had been chilling in the fridge all night. I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t like coffee, but I do like some coffee flavoured things. Well, at least I gave it a try and the next time someone asks me why I don’t drink coffee I can tell them this story.