BOONLERT!!!

It was revealed that the aviator Charles Lindbergh had seven illegitimate German children by three German mistresses.[CNN] Seven hundred thousand chickens expired during a power blackout in Moscow that cut off their ventilation; not long afterward the dead chickens started exploding.[Pravda] Berlin police, acting on a kidnapping tip, stopped a car and pulled a man from the car’s trunk; it turned out the man, wearing only a thong and collar, was a voluntary sex slave.[Reuters] Scientists found that a single “switch gene” determined whether a fruit fly turned out gay or not.[The Independent] Ralph Nader called for the impeachment of George W. Bush based on reports of the Bush Administration “fixing” the intelligence over Iraq. John Kerry wondered why the intelligence-fixing, which came to light in a leaked British memo, has received so little attention in the United States. “Is there a way for this to break through,” he asked, “ever?”[Boston.com][Al Jazeera] Five Buddhist monks in Nong Khai, Thailand, were defrocked for brawling with other monks from a rival temple. “When an ordinary person is given a middle-finger sign he will be mad; so am I,” said monk Boonlert Boonpan. Scientists began work on a complete, molecule-level computer simulation of the human brain. The project will take at least ten years.