Do you know how hard it is to try to find a book online that you had as a kid that was sort of an encyclopedia of monsters that the author made up, but you can’t remember the title or the author, or any of the names of the monsters? Very. The best I can do is recall that it was paperback, in black and white, and that one of the monsters leaned on things. Also that I got the book wet once so the pages got water-damaged – very helpful for online searches. I remember putting it up on a shelf in elementary school in Calgary, which is pretty good because I don’t remember much from my childhood in Calgary.

Stewie is in Montreal. What to do tonight?