A little birdie (or was it a shuttlecock?) told me that Bubba Ho-Tep starts playing this weekend at my favourite, comfiest, not-expensivest* cinema, Tinseltown. And..oh my god! The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is also playing there RIGHT NOW! Why aren’t I there? To quote Cinnamon J. Scudworth: Dammit!!!

* For your reference, here are theaters in town In order of most expensive to least expensive, compiled by…me:

THEATER/REGULAR PRICE/TUESDAY NIGHT/MATINEE PRICE

Fifth Avenue/12/7/9 (10 weekend)
Park/12/6.5/9 (9.75 wkd)
Capitol 6/11.25/7.5/7.5 (9 weekend)
Granville 7/11.25/7.5/7.5 (9 weekend)
SW Omnimax/11.25 (double bill/11.25 (double/11.25
CN Imax/11/11/-
Oakridge/11/7/7 (8.5 weekend)
Tinseltown/10.5/11.5(fri-sat/7/7 (6 first show mon-fri)
Varsity/10.5/6/-
Dunbar/8.5/6/7
Vaneast/8/5/3.5
Pacific Cinem/6.5 + membership/6.5 + membership/-
Denman DT/6 (double bill/4 (double bill/-
Ridge/5(double) 7(premiere/5/-
Hollywood/5 (double bill/3.5 (monday/-