More email that annoys as it entertains.

From: “jerry nanni”
To: “lelah bennet” Subject: someone would like to meet you online
Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 09:17:06 -0800
Hey Confidant,
did you forget about me, That personalsite kicked me off for beingexplicit can you believe it? So I got someone else to put something up for me, tell me what you think and leave me a message.
I really want to get together with you.
leave me a message here I’ll reply asap
To indicate that you would rather not be contacted by statement:
Please print out a copy of this announcement and include it with your mail.
Suite #186
4-1150 N. Terminal Ave.
Nanaimo, British Columbia
V9S 5L6
Follow this link and it will direct you to your communication Preference page
where you will be able to manage and control future announcement.

I am going to use that address for something.

7-11 vs. Mac’s: The Hot Chocolate Wars continue

Mac’s has six types of free syrups. 7-11 has only four.
7-11 has four types of hot chocolate. Mac’s has only one.
7-11 has cans of tiny marshmallows you can sprinkle into your hotty choco.
7-11 is closer to me.
Assuming the prices are the same (I didn’t check), I’m going to have to declare 7-11 the winner this time.