So you’re an American soldier in Iraq. You’re in a tank, and you see a wall with a mural of Saddam Hussein on it. Do you:

a) Leave it be.
b) Shoot the wall with your big tank gun.
c) Paint a new mural over it.
d) Ram the wall with your tank.

Well if you’re Some Guy I Saw On The News Last Night. You chose (d), of all things, and not only that, but most of your body was outside of the tank itself, so when the wall toppled on you, you became paralyzed. Sir, that really sucks for you, but you’re dumb.