This is the world we live in:

and quite frankly I’m against it. I once saw a show on the teevee in which they were showing this kind of stuff. There was a digital photo of a model lying down on her side, and they stretched her legs out probably close to 30% longer than reality. I don’t get it.

This weekend I’m going to be completely absorbed in film, as I’m on Mike Jackson’s team for the 48 Hour Film Festival. I even agreed to be somewhere for 8am on Saturday morning – that is unheard of. I won’t spoil what our gimmick, er – I mean what our inspiration is for our film, but I will say that it rhymes with thruppets. Haha – you probably think I’ll be acting but in fact I’ll be holding the boom mic. Any pointers?