Blame! (2017)

Based on a manga, this movie is set about 2000 years after machines took control of a possibly-endless city. The humans are running out of food and tech, and have to venture out into the city where the AI that rules sends out “safeguard” killer robots to exterminate human infestation. A group of kids, striking out on their own against the colony’s wishes, encounter a mysterious and reticent stranger – named “Killy” of all things – who is definitely a robot. He is searching for humans with the genetic capability to control the AI, because a contagion stripped humans of that gene 2000 years ago, which seems weird. They bring the stranger back to the village and he detects another robot nearby, which he re-activates, and the village is okay with this, which seems weird. The two robots take the villagers on a journey to a factory which can create food and also a mcguffin that will save the village (in a roundabout, confusing way). Things don’t go as planned.

The cinematography and action scenes are quite compelling, but the villagers all kind of blend together since they have no distinct features to tell them apart, with the exception of the old man. That and the convoluted worldbuilding/plot make this film as confusing as its title.

Tropes: strong silent stranger; cyberspace is a floaty place your body goes to; baddies have creepy masks; food is dehydrated nutrition paste

Toren’s rating: 6/10

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Fist of the North Star (1986)

It was a manga, it was an anime television series, then it was this movie. The Earth was devastated by nuclear war but also there’s a magic martial arts force called “Big Dipper Divine Fist” (hokotu shinken) and multiple characters want to prove themselves to be the most powerful because…well, I guess we’re just supposed to understand that’s important. And you can only prove you are powerful by killing a bunch of people. Oh and also by controlling women. So, that’s the premise.

A couple of kids show up to lighten the tone a bit, and that’s refreshing. There’s kind of a subplot about seeds being able to make the Earth green again but that’s kind of glossed over in favour of buildings falling on people and fingers being pushed deep into manly chests and heads exploding from ‘qi’ or some such thing. Also, some bad guys are literally as tall as a multi-story building, for reasons not explained. I watched the dubbed version so I’m sure there were some nuances that I missed. Plus, I’m not that well versed on Japanese culture. Still…melodramatic and nonsensical.

Tropes: lone wanderer too cool to talk; thrown into a chasm; women as property; psionic powers?

Toren’s rating: 3/10

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Quintet (1979)

From the director of MASH and Gosford Park comes this confusing look at a frozen five-sectored city where the starving and freezing residents spend their time drinking booza and playing the titular board game. Paul Newman doesn’t like games but he finds himself involved in a whole other game where a group of gamers play a deadly live action version of Quintet using knives and bombs. Also packs of scavenging dogs are all rottweilers for some reason.

Tropes: dogs eating dead humans; random earthquakes

It’s a 4.75/10 from me

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Le Temps du Loup/Time of the Wolf (2009)

What caused the apocalypse? Who is the protagonist in this film? What’s going on with Ben’s mind? Has he always had these emotional problems or did the first scene cause them? Why does he have nose bleeds? Why does nobody ever answer a question? Is it because they’re French or are they actual aliens who don’t understand human interaction? Is this the point of the movie? Why is it called Time of the Wolf? These are all unanswered questions that make this film unsatisfying.

Tropes: Light burning out in darkness;

5/10 from me despite decent acting and cinematography

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Hell (2011)

The German word “Hell” translates to “Bright” in English. No spikey cars or cyborgs or radiation here. A solar storm has ravaged the earth and water is a precious commodity. Two sisters and a guy are joined by another guy as they try to find a source of water in the mountains. They come across another group and things go real bad. Great acting and characters, and well shot. Definitely not for the squeamish. A German-Swiss production.

Tropes: Abandoned gas station; Injured foot

8/10 from me

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Steel Dawn (1987)

A fairly dull affair with passable acting, with the exception of the child who was pretty dreadful. Swayze’s “Nomad” seeks revenge after his master is killed by an assassin, employed by a warlord who wants the love interest’s water farm. My rating: 4/10

Tropes: wind-powered vehicle, honorable assassin; hidden water source; sand-burrowing mutants; helpful dog; horses; loner hero leaves at the end

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The New Barbarians AKA Warriors of the Wasteland (1983)

It’s Italian! I watched the English dub which I rented from Black Dog Video. A rather bland wanderer named Scorpion defends settlements against the death cult of which he is a former member. Along the way he is joined by a ski-goggle wearing love interest and his unforgettable rival played by Fred Williamson, with a bow and explosive arrow tip. Awesomely terrible hairdos abound!

Toren’s rating: 4.5/10

Tropes: spiky cars; punishment by sodomy; fanatic religious death cult; naked breasts; child prodigy mechanic/inventor

More info at cult celebrities.

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Clash of the Warlords AKA Mad Warriors

Another Road Warrior ripoff with terrible acting, dubbing, and cheap…everything. This time from the Philippines. It’s a 3/10 from me, but if you want to watch some ridiculous post-apoc martial arts and gunplay (and very short light saber duel) start at the 53 minute mark.

Tropes: gladiatorial arena, tragic death of family, light sabers, radiation burns, masked villain with disfigurement

More info on cult celebrities. Here’s the imdb listing

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Mortal Engines – Studio Ghibli Miyazaki Movie Parallels

I noticed a lot of parallels between the Mortal Engines movie and a few Hayao Miyazaki films, which I will illustrate with stills from the movies.

The first is pretty straightforward. Yes I know Howl’s Moving Castle film was based on a book by Diana Wynne Jones.

Howl’s Moving Castle
Mortal Engines

NAUSICAA OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND COMPARISONS

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Nausicaa’s WMD

LAPUTA: CASTLE IN THE SKY

Anna Fang and the Jenny Hanover in Mortal Engines

Star Trek As Cartoon – Pitfalls and Comparisons

Pictured: No\’l Wells as Ensign Tendi; Eugene Cordero as Ensign Rutherford; Tawny Newsome as Ensign Mariner; Jack Quaid as Ensign Boimler of the CBS All Access series STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS. ©2019 CBS Interactive, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

I work in animation, so I understand that it’s a different beast than live action. And I’m well-versed in Star Trek, having watched the 1973 Animated Series several times over (on purpose!). The differences and the similarities are notable.

In the 1973 cartoon, we already know Kirk, Spock, McCoy and the rest. Some of the stories come straight over from rejected or never-made scripts from the original live action series, from established scifi writers like David Gerrold, Dorothy Fontana, and Larry Niven, and many are straight up sequels (“More Tribbles, More Troubles” and “Mudd’s Passion”). The episodes, like most cartoon series, are 22 minutes long (plus credits), but despite being half the length of a typical live action Trek episode, the animated series never feels rushed. Often it feels quite the opposite, too slow for a modern audience, in some instances.

Lower Decks does not have the benefit of well-established characters. Everyone in the pilot episode “Second Contact” is new to us, the audience, and so within the 26 minutes we are provided (including credits) each of the four main characters must fight for time not only between one another but also with the secondary characters: the senior officers.

Modern animation by it’s nature is more fast-paced than live action, with some exceptions of course (Primal comes to mind). I think Lower Decks suffers most because of these combined issues, which is understandable and, to me, certainly forgivable. Less forgivable, unfortunately, is the frenetic and obnoxious character of Ensign Mariner. Through some combination of writing, direction and/or acting choices, I know not which, Mariner exacerbates the problem of pacing with her loud and manic verbal diarrhea and behavior that would be more at home on the schoolground than on a Starfleet ship.

I believe her character is written this way not just as a way to deliver a barrage of cheap, immature jokes and old Trek ‘member berries’ but also to demonstrate that she has some personal issues which, I dare to hope, will be explored in such a way to make her more likeable. I’m sure we’re all picking up the ‘rebellious daughter of strict, powerful parents, who drinks too much and has intimacy problems’ thing that they’re laying down. I would love if they move past that in the writing because right now she is just unlikable.

My point? Lower Decks could have benefited from a few more minutes, to give our characters some breathing room. A little less screaming at eachother in hallways, a little more more sitting around a boardroom table like Spock, McCoy and Kirk in TAS. What we did get, apart from the introduction tour, was the scene with Rutherford and Tendi bonding in the bar at the end, and that was pleasant. The good news: there’s 9 more episodes in this season for us to get to know our characters.

And Lower Decks has Star Trek: The Animated Series beat in many ways.

Budget is always a factor, and Filmation in the 70s was known for it’s ‘limited animation’ and other cost-cutting measure (like writing Chekov out of the series to avoid paying Walter Koenig). Filmation had a habit of using the same animation over and over – see also their other properties like He-Man, Fat Albert and Blackstar – and it really shows on Trek Animated. Lower Decks, on the other hand, is remarkably well designed and the animation is smooth and modern. It’s a delight to look at, and you can tell the writers know and love their Trek history (unlike some other modern Trek series I can think of), with various visual Easter eggs in the background.

I also have zero complaints about the voice acting on Decks. Compare this with the 1970s Animated Series, where despite the fact that they got most of the original series cast back, the voice acting is sub-par. The line delivery is often flat, with Shatner notably phoning it in, and part of Filmation’s cost-cutting meant that Nichelle Nichols and Majel Barrett do practically all the female roles, while Jimmy Doohan admirably takes the load of alien roles.

Animation is a wonderful medium that can stretch and break the limitations of live action. Whereas an alien in live action Trek usually means a person in a suit or funky makeup, in animation your character can have a tentacle just as easily as an arm, and be any size you want. It’s unfortunate, then, that I feel neither the new or the old cartoon has really taken full advantage of these possibilities. Outside of a few notable monsters in TAS, the aliens are usually some variation of humanoid. And I was hoping in the new Lower Decks they’d take more chances with the main characters rather than sticking to the 80% human standard, although it is nice to see another Caitan (humanoid cat-person) – an homage to the 70’s cartoon.

Pictured (l-r): Fred Tatasciore as Lieutenant Shaxs; Dawnn Lewis as Captain Freeman; Jerry O\’Connell as Commander Ransom; Gillian Vigman as Dr. T\’ana; of the CBS All Access series STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS. ©2019 CBS Interactive, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

My other big beef with this series, which I share with other recent incarnations of Trek, is the old trope of the superior officers always being wrong. Or, in this case, garbage people. Granted, as mentioned, they don’t get a lot of screen time so we don’t see all their facets, but what we see in this pilot is that the First Officer is a bully, the Captain doesn’t care about her crew, and the security officer is insane. I feel like you CAN make a Trek comedy without your crewmates being unlikeable antagonists, and so this smacks of lazy writing. Hopefully given time we’ll see some more depth there.

One weird criticism I’ve seen of Lower Decks is the assumption that because it’s a cartoon it must be for children. Folks, it’s 2020. It was always pitched as adult-leaning. If you want a kids cartoon you’ll have to wait for Star Trek: Prodigy on Nickelodeon or go back to the 1973 animated series.

As a lover of animation and Trek, I very much look forward to further episodes of Lower Decks. Despite my criticisms (and there are more than I’ve listed here) it looks like a promising show and from what I’ve heard from my peers behind-the-scenes, it gets better still.

Oh and while I have you here, Lower Decks, nix the profanity. You can’t beat Star Trek: Picard for that, so don’t even try.