Three Inches of Sword

The Sword has a new album out. If you like metal, you should investigate.

Deanna took me to see Three Inches of Blood a week or two ago at Richards on Richards, and it was hilarious. Heavy metal fans are way more fun to watch than the band itself. The mosh pit was about two rows shy of being surfable, but that didn’t stop many a metalhead. It was great sport to watch them sink, flip, and collapse into the maelstrom of black t-shirts, especially the unfortunately-dressed (or undressed) ladies. We had a bird’s eye view from the balcony right above the band so if we leaned back a bit it seemed like all those people were giving the satan-rock fingers to US.

Maybe I'll Have My New Costume Done By Then?

For those who like to be informed when The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets are performing on May 10 at the Media Club here in Vancouver, this post is for you! At Warren’s request, no less. Yes – he’ll be here and wielding his mighty axe.

American Thickets Fans, Listen Up!

Okay, remind me to tell you all about my trip to see Three Inches of Blood and my trip to watch the roller derby, but in the meantime, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets had a grand meeting last night and we will definitely be attending Penny Arcade Expo (weekend of Aug 29) this year. We’re also going for the H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival in October. We also want to book a show in Washington in September. Can anyone help us out with that?

Garthim!

While looking up pictures of garthim I found this website: http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/968/ which is hilarious.

The reason I was looking at pictures of garthim is because as many of you know The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets have been re-invited to the Penny Arcade Expo after bailing at the last minute a couple years ago. (I should never forgive Bob for that but who can stay mad at this face?)

To that end, I’ve been thinking about making myself a new costume. I’ve always wanted to do something crustacean-like but it would be incredibly hard to perform in (not that that has ever stopped me before) and I think it would complicate border-crossing. So now I’m thinking about recreating an old costume which I really like – essentially it was a set of coveralls that had a bunch of plastic garden chains and shower curtain rings (spray painted to look metal – in all senses of the word) and a helmet with a transparent vacuum hose on it. I miss those days of going to the thrift store and finding kooky things to make into Thickets costumes, perhaps I should revisit that chapter of my life, and I bet Best would help!

Here’s the old version:

Perhaps it’s time to take a stroll down Thickets costume lane. You can click on the pics to enlarge.

I wish I had a photo of my TIE Fighter helmet. It’s not a helmet a TIE Fighter would wear – it’s a helmet that looks like a TIE Fighter.

Another Rock Show

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Saturday, October 6th The Bourbon & I.M.U. presents OCTOBERFEST featuring The DARKEST OF THE HILLSIDE THICKETS & INNERTWYNE w/ JEN DOLL’S ROCK’N’ROLL BURLESQUE @ The Bourbon, 50 West Cordova . Doors 7pm – Purchase advance tickets at Zulu, Scratch, The Bourbon & online at http://www.imuproductions.com/tix

The DARKEST OF THE HILLSIDE THICKETS – When is an H.P. Lovecraft story not a book? When it’s an album by The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, of course! Following their seven year tour of outer space in support of “Spaceship Zero: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack”, The Thickets return to Earth and the waters off New Zealand in a very special operatic adaptation of Lovecraft’s “The Shadow Out of Time.” In HPL’s original tale set in 1913, Professor Peaslee of Massachusetts has his mental faculties swapped by an alien mind and learns terrible truths about life on Earth and beyond. The latest full-length Thickets CD “The Shadow Out of Tim” features modern marine biologist Dr. Timothy Vess’ descent into madness brought on by similar circumstances. The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, a cult mainstay since 1992, take you on a rock’n’roll tour through space and time, painting sonic pictures of the ocean deep, mysterious ruin-covered islands, and Paleocene jungles. Five out of five Cthulhu scholars agree – “The Shadow Out of Tim” is the perfect soundtrack to occult investigation! The single ‘A Marine Biologist’ was recently released as a free download on MySpace and thickets.net! http://www.thickets.net

INNERTWYNE’s combination of South American folk, rock and classical music infused with metal and punk, combusts into a powerful and incendiary rock show that is at once captivating and ass-kicking. With two albums under their belt, the band is currently supporting their most recent release “TUMACO”, recorded and produced with Loverboy’s Vic Lavek. http://www.myspace.com/innertwyne

JEN DOLLS ROCK’N’ROLL BURLESQUE – Sultry rock’n’roll burlesque dancing beauty Jennifer Dolls will be delivering two special performances this evening. Be sure to catch her as she lustily va-vooms her way into your heart! http://www.myspace.com/jenniferdolls

Special Thanks to Garett for the Helmet

Photos from our gig on Sep 1 2007 at the Media Club with THOR!

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by Adam PW Smith

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by Adam Smith

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Mario by Adam Smith

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by Adam Smith

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by Greg

I know that Taylor took some photos too but I don’t know where to look for them anymore.

Prog-Pop?

Here’s the review from the current issue of THE NERVE

The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
“The Shadow Out of Tim”
Divine Industries
A concept album! An amazing collection of joyously whacko rock from another new favourite Vancouver band for all of us to collapse before, weeping in abject joy. It would seem as if the deepest boroughs of the Lower Mainland (namely Abbotsford) continue to show Vancouverites how thoughtful, whimsical, and powerful prog-pop can be, and few Canadian bands can stand up to The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets when it comes to that stuff. The album’s theme and concept deals with an unwitting marine biologist raising Lovecraftian horrors from the blackened depths of the sea…I think. The research ship gets hijacked by cultists off the coast of New Zealand, people die horribly, minds are lost to the madness of the interstellar gulfs, yeti appear; all sorts of good shit if you ever read Clark Ashton Smith fantasies while you played Greenslade in the background. There’s even a song of Cthulhu mythos (“Nyarlathotep,” of course) sung in I’m-not-kidding Middle Egyptian! Jesus. A handy glossary of unfamiliar terms caps off the lyric sheet; helpful, these Thickets. Just when I think there’s nothing left in rock, I get reawakened and hope burns anew. And I haven’t even started in on these guys’ unparalleled live show. Enjoy this album.
-Ferdy Belland

This is a good review, and not just because it’s a POSITIVE review. Even though some of the dots aren’t connected, it’s clear that this guy gets us. He (or she) gets the fact that this is a narrative, and that the evil is tongue-in-cheek, and that it’s supposed to be fun. It’s clear he doesn’t know the band THAT well (“EVEN a song about the Cthulhu mythos”? – They’re MAINLY about the Cthulhu mythos), but he gets the gist of it. I think this is the first review that affirms to me that the album can appeal to the layman, not just the tried-and-true veteran Thickets fan who knows the name of the cat from HPL’s “The Rats in the Walls.” This means I did what I set out to do. Yay!

I need to start a tally of all the sub-genres in which The Thickets have been classified.
Surf Punk
Power Pop
Nerdcore
Prog-pop!

B-: Me all over

There’s a review of “The Shadow Out of Tim” in today’s Vancouver Province. CLIP IT!

update: http://www.thickets.net/content/view/78/34/ to read the review.