Here’s the game that Dennis developed, which I did concept art for:
Second Level Wizardry
The anime night at the Rio went by relatively smoothly. There was a small fooferaw kicking everyone out in between films which I felt was unnecessary (me being lawful good assuming that nobody would rip us off for $5) but nobody complained to me, there was just general confusion. And the best part was after all our hard work and time, we didn’t lose money as some naysayers thought we would. Though we can’t quite quit our day jobs yet.
So, bring on the Saturday Morning Cartoon Party!
Saturday Morning Cartoon Party 12a – Relive the Magic
Photos Sean Corrigall 

This morning we put on the Saturday Morning Cartoon Party at the Rio Theater.
It went super great!
There were a few hiccups – starting late, the theater was cold, sound levels on different commercials and cartoons varied wildly – but other than that everyone had a great time and we are going to do it again next week! JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP, WON’T YOU?
Couldn’t find good quality versions of these commercials for the Saturday Morning Cartoon Party – but they’re good enough to blog!
The Drama! The Explosions!
Why I Sold My DMG
A little while ago I blogged somewhat snarkily about how I sold my Dungeon Master’s Guide. I didn’t really have time to explain it at the time (and I dont’ really now but I’m going to anyway, while my art scans in).
There are a few things I should mention as a preamble:
- I was introduced to D&D in Grade 9. Not having a job or an allowance, I didn’t buy my own copy. Rather, I made up my own roleplaying game which was called “Super-Powers” and eventually “Power Enterprise.” I subsequently made up a number of other roleplaying games including Bounty Hunter, Trapland, Godrealms, Ardomworld, and others.
- In 2000 I co-designed the roleplaying game Spaceship Zero (the rules of which were partially based on Godrealms) which was published by Green Ronin and won a Silver ENnie Award.
- Last year I ran a 3.5 Edition D&D campaign using Green Ronin’s Freeport series of books.
- I moved several times last year and my new ethos is ‘less stuff.’
- I “laid myself off” from my current gaming group until I have more free time to play and, preferably, learn the rules.
I am 95% sure I won’t DM 4th Edition D&D. I have other gaming plans should I ever have the time to enact them, but even when I ran Freeport I used the D&D 3.5 rules pretty loosely. I doled out XP without consulting any books, just made up a lump sum per session based on how fast I wanted the group to advance. Monster & antagonist weapons always did a pre-calculated average amount of damage so I didn’t have to waste time rolling and doing math. We made use of Fate Points which were a mash of Mutants & Masterminds Hero Points and Spaceship Zero’s Zero Points. We used an insanity system, critical hit system and critical miss system all from either other sources or stuff we made up. Suffice to say, I almost never used the Dungeon Master’s Guide.
So I don’t anticipate missing it.
Further, I have to say I like the idea of not having a DMG. I feel, and this is probably a personal change rather than external, that some rule books are too calculated, too structured, too restrictive.
Sure, rules are important. Structure is important. They provide a level playing field for everyone – a fairness. Well-designed, balanced game mechanics are a beautiful thing and they’re something I have very much enjoyed picking apart and analyzing in the past. But I’ve always felt that D&D was written for cheaters. Don’t take that the wrong way, because the strength of D&D has always been that it’s the most popular, most well-known RPG. As a result, it is accessible to the broadest range of age groups and indeed gamers in general. Because of the game’s very nature the authors must write the rules for people who don’t understand RPGs or who exploit open-ended concepts or who are for lack of a better word “bad gamers.” I don’t think it’s written for me and the people I game with: mature people with creative and analytical minds but with little free time; people who like to experiment and test the limits of game design and the craft of roleplaying itself. This may be hubris but I don’t think we need an entire book of rules.
For me not having a DMG is freeing. (This despite the fact that I am neither running or even playing in a D&D game at the moment.) It reminds me of my friend Freddy’s “Tron” systemless RPG campaign: no dice, no numbers, no character sheets. Fred would tell us what was happening around us and we’d tell him what our characters did. How did he decide whether or not our punches landed on the opponent? Storytelling.
Without a doubt I love Dungeons and Dragons, but it’s never been about the rules (except for the ridiculous ones that became running jokes for all geekdom). It’s always been about the roleplaying and the atmosphere and the imagination and the anticipation of what’s behind that stout reinforced bronze door.
Just don’t ask me to give up my Monster Manuals I-IV because they’re just too cool.
The Time Eater
Previously at my Saturday Morning Cartoon Parties I have a TV and a pile of VHS tapes and DVDs. Early on in the 12 year history of the SMCP there were mostly VHS and very few DVDs. The great thing about the VHS is you queue that sucker up and then you put it in to the player and it starts exactly where you want to – no poppy screens with flashy graphics and virtual journeys to get to a menu where you can finally click a button; no FBI warnings with no option to fast forward. Sure they had their drawbacks but for the Saturday Morning Cartoon Parties they were great time-savers.
Now for the SMCP at the Rio Theater I need to put all of the cartoons, including commercials and School House Rocks shorts on one or two DVDs and it is killing the chance of getting any other kind of work done this weekend.
I’ve learned that before you can make your own custom DVD, you need to “decrypt” a DVD – that requires a computer program, I’m using something called, appropriately ‘DVD Decrypter.’ But when you do that you don’t get the individual “episodes” you get the entire DVD in one lump ISO file. So you need another program to convert the ISO file into chunks that you can use. I’m using a program called ‘AutoGK’ but I’ve been having problems with some of the DVDs – some of the ISO files are divided in mid-episode so I need two separate ISO files for one episode of a given cartoon. Then you need another program to convert those files to mpeg-2 files (as is my understanding). Then you need another program to patch all the bits into one single production, and for that I’m using Nero. It’s a big learning curve and I feel I’ve only scratched the surface of things to frustrate me, and so far I’ve spent more time being frustrated than not. I really have no idea if this is going to work or if we’re going to have to readjust the budget to get this professionally done, because it is kicking my ass, I’ve already downloaded three programs that I don’t know how to use and with all the other things I have going on that I’ve already pushed back and/or cancelled, I really don’t have all weekend to plow through online forums and assbackwards manuals that overuse “LOL” (and frankly any use of LOL is an overuse).
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Ask Doctor Thicket II
Gentlemen of the Thickets,
I teach an Egyptology course at Carnegie Mellon in Pittsburgh. I acquired “Nyarlathotep” through iTunes and am mentioning it to my class tonight. Hopefully a little more publicity for you guys! The URL for my course website, if you’re curious, is:
http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/course/98-030/
Below is what I managed to puzzle out for a translation of the song, from the transliteration you printed in the inlay. I would love to see any corrections you have if you’re willing to divulge your Lyrics Man Was Not Meant To Know!
Cthulhu fhtagn!
–ShawnA lion cries in the desert;
Trouble in the darkness;
In the evil secrets of blood.He knew the Summoned Black One;
Servant of the gods, before the Sphinx;
He gave me the book of Chaos.Nyarlathotep!
Slaughter! Incite abominations!
Nyarlathotep!Before war, swear this:
Mutilate the mothers of all who flee;
All will creep fearfully below.Messenger of abominations,
Opener of the path of emptiness before the serpent-demons;
Terrible one in the harem of pestilence.
Shawn, thanks for the interest and thanks a lot for exposing us to your hapless pupils. As a proponent of education in all forms I am tickled pink by the use of our rock song in academia!
Great translation! Not actually knowing Middle Egyptian myself, I had to consult some other experts. Below is what they wrote. It seems your translation is quite close, I highlighted the common bits below. Both versions are dark and nasty – exactly what I asked for when we were creating the song.
“Nyarlathotep” lyrics by Cristina Rizen and Inanna Gruner
Crying out from the Red Land
Came a man of darkness
With evil bloody secrets
He knew the Black Pharaoh
Servant to the Faceless Sphinx God
He gave me the book of the dead
Nyarlathotep
Slaughterer bringing nigh those who are detested
Nyarlathotep
Tumult and time bent
Mutilation and death in every land
Unleashing fear, creeping downward
Messenger to those who are detested
Prepare a way for the Void and the Evil Ones
Terror in the harem of pestilences
Hulk vs Wolverine Trailer
Direct to DVD.
Pacing and animation look good, I’m hopeful.
No More DMG
I just thought the blogosphere should know, I traded in my old 3.5 Edition Dungeon Master’s Guide for a new 4th Edition DMG, and then sold that DMG for $10.
Now if I am going to be a Dungeon Master again, it will be totally freeform. Take that rules lawyers everywhere – I don’t even care!




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