Cool Science Stories of 2008

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Under intense magnification, a long-fin squid’s suckers–each no wider than a human hair–resemble the leafy star of Little Shop of Horrors.

DECEMBER:

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This one’s for Deanna:

Able to shoot cyanide, this millipede is tough enough to wear pink.  First documented in 2007, the shocking pink dragon millipede–yes, that’s its real name–is among more than a thousand new species found in the Greater Mekong region in the last ten years, WWF announced on December 15, 2008.

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The bioluminescent species Taningia danae [squid] use their beaks and sharp claws to slice two-inch-deep (five-centimeter-deep) wounds into their partners. Sperm packets, or spermatophores, are then inserted into the female’s cuts using a penis-like appendage, according to Hoving.

Meanwhile, males of the species Moroteuthis ingens were found to have sperm packets that, once deposited onto a female, burrow into the body.

FEBRUARY: A massive prehistoric sea reptile that was longer than a humpback whale and had teeth the size of cucumbers has been found by fossil hunters on a remote Arctic island. (See pictures of the “sea monster.”) Measuring some 50 feet (15 meters) in length, the bone-crunching predator represents one of the largest marine reptiles ever known

NOVEMBER:  A mile and a half (two and a half kilometers) underwater, a remote control submersible’s camera has captured an eerie surprise: an alien-like, long-armed, and—strangest of all—”elbowed” Magnapinna squid

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Homosexual behavior has been seen in many animals, including insects, penguins, and primates.  From an evolutionary perspective, why homosexuality exists at all is a mystery. In theory, males should focus their energies on reproducing with females. “We noticed that these male beetles spent quite a lot of time in this seemingly counterproductive behavior and wondered what was going on, so we set up some experiments to find out,”

MAY: “uncontacted” Amazon tribe fire arrows at an airplane above the rain forest

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Captured in National Geographic News’s most viewed individual photo of 2008, Chile’s Chaiten volcano erupts on May 3 after 9,000 years of silence.

Made Me Laugh

Another WWFJ character came to me today:

Coldcock.

But I think I’ll leave that for the R-rated parody to follow the wild success of the series.

The Spirit

The Spirit is playing at The Rio but I haven’t torn myself out of my home pants this holiday season as of yet with the exception of a Very Geisel Breakfast. Looks like a lot of fans of 300 and Sin City are disappointed in The Spirit – I wonder if that means I’ll like it? Anyone seen it yet?

My Movies

For some reason – because I could, I guess – I put my list of Movies to See up on the internet for all to see. You can sort it by date, or imdb rating, or genre and all that sort of rot.

Now that we have our X-Box 360 hooked up we can, in theory, watch movies that have been downloaded from the interweb. A bold new era.

Survey Says…

I came up with some more WWFJ character names last night, and I will list them all below. Do me a favour and tell me which are your favourites, your least favourites, and what the name conjures up in your mind (thinking of superhero and villains).

Scarebear

Metalligator

Bird of Parasite

Quailien

Invincibull

Intangibull

Invisibull

Indestructibull

Irresistibull

Terribull

Impossibull

Tarmadillo

Karmadillo

Psibis

Psibex

Psyrax

Psylark

Astronomicow

Astronomicat

Thundercroc

Thundercrake

Thundercroak

Enormouse

Behemouse

Shockatiel

Shockodile

Magnopie

The Impossum

Supremu

Stalwarthog

Whopperwill

Gerbilious

Sledgehog

Hackrabbit

Thickets Video Contest Update

As some of you know The Thickets are holding a music video contest. The news is that Steve F has started his production blog and you can read it at http://thekinginyellow.ca/

He adds:

I would also like to offer a free wordpress blog to the other people making videos. If they want one, it would be at http://thekinginyellow.ca/whatever-their-name-is — if any of the other video-makers are interested they can contact me at steve [at) thekinginyellow (dot] ca
-Steve-

Stolen from Friends' Blog

A quote from the bible:

Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathens are dismayed at them.

For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.

But they are altogether brutish and foolish: the stock is a doctrine of vanities.

Jeremiah 2-5, 8